Rocky and Bullwinkle
a little crinkle in the wrinkle
suitcase packed with one spare denture
always up and ready for adventure
Dear debonair Foghorn Leghorn
at a movie had a feed of popcorn
Shared it with Miss Prissy
hoping for some kissy kissy
Quick Draw McGraw
given a fresh bale of straw
worked as a sheriff in the Old West
slightly dimwitted but always smartly dressed
Our old friend Elmer Fudd
thinks he’s quite a stud
points his gun at Bugs Bunny
‘wascawwy wabbit’ not so funny
Sunday matinee Pepé Le Pew
stood in line in a queue
holding colourful balloons
to watch Looney Tunes cartoons
Off to the prom went Archie
Wore his fancy collar extra starchy
Stretched his neck an extra inch or two
Danced with Betty and Veronica till his feet were blue
On the Warner set the Road Runner
had a bit of a tiff with Yul Brynner
They wrestled for the Golden Globe
threatening to send the loser aboard a space probe
There’s no confusing Wile E Coyote
with the illustrious Don Quixote.
One is not very handsome and sly,
the other a little more pleasing to the eye
My silent friend Felix the Cat
was accused of being a brat
with his magic bag of tricks
a giant grin and ton of bricks
No Kings
How silly are the slings
How silly are the human bings
Who think up such silly things
King-free since 1776
Billy the comedian was also known as the big yin,
looked so funny you had to smile and grin.
his jokes made you laugh so much,
you ended up nearly wetting your crutch.
Basil Fawlty was such a buffoon,
his poor suffering wife thought he was a loon,
Manuel, his waiter was from Barcelona,
and confusion, his main persona.
Diane Keaton,
among the lives you sweetened,
I find out mine was one,
la-di-da, I am undone.
Elsa Lanchester
was from London not from Manchester.
My thoughts about her are a sin,
and I love the dimple on her chin.
Donald J. Trump
A very boorish chump.
Tony S. wrote his "Art of the Deal"...
But it's still Trump who complains about the steal.
Specific Types of Clerihew Poems
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