To Fly
Oh husband, you'll make such a scene,
Giving your wife a broom for a gift!
"But it's not my intention to make her clean...
Just to provide her with a lift!"...
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Categories:
humor, husband,
Form: Chastushka
Ivan the YoungerThere is a game we play
but played by no one else
The same game you can play
If you play it by yourself.
I had long ago wondered
of what had me pondered
for at home is an enigma
and we named it -- PAPA.
*Young Ivan Ivanovich was murdered by his father, Ivan the Terrible...
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Categories:
allusion, analogy, appreciation, boy,
Form: Chastushka
She Begs Me For SuggestionsI want suggestions she tells me
She is a colleague at my work.
I finally make some reluctantly.
they won’t work, she says. they won’t work!...
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Categories:
work,
Form: Chastushka
Storytime For the Poorly Behaved Child“I’ll tell you one about the Big Red Dog
He’s big and clumsy but you love him despite this
Well, kids, Clifford's big bones just turned six!
but bad news, he’s got arthritis...
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Categories:
fun, satire,
Form: Chastushka
CaughtMy sweet cat loves 2 percent milk
Which I put in Captain Crunch
Halfway through my meal, she took a sip
But I still finished up my brunch...
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Categories:
cat,
Form: Chastushka
Cies On IceMembers of the legion, warming up
Cold weather of the region, blowing up
Advocacies permeated and rolled with dice
Democracies under water, frozen like ice...
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Categories:
philosophy,
Form: Chastushka
My ValentinaDarling eyes I can't resist
Soft hands I caress and miss
Your heart that sings I sire
Pillows you throw slings like lyre...
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Categories:
cute love,
Form: Chastushka
My Better HalfWhite, blue and red
With you in life I wed
Babushka you may not like
Moya supraga I will surely like....
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Categories:
love, meaningful,
Form: Chastushka
Poetic JusticeShe reported everyone for everything
She called IRS, medical boards and more
On Tuesday she got a ring-a-ding-ding
A misinformed SWAT team broke down her door...
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Categories:
humorous,
Form: Chastushka
Foods For Breast HealthBreasts are a living thing that required to be taken care of. The one thing you must be doing is eating right. There are several best foods for breast health or a healthy diet that protects from breast-related problems.
https://breastcare.xyz/food-for-breast-health/...
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Categories:
analogy,
Form: Chastushka
In Russia You Have To Drink Alcoholic DrinksIn Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
must live cloistered and booed...
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Categories:
allegory, allusion, funny, humor,
Form: Chastushka
A New Sheriff In TownPutin has a delightful smirk
When lying through his teeth.
Now, he no longer faces a jerk
Who fears that he’s beneath.
written July 10, 2021...
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Categories:
humorous, leadership, political, strength,
Form: Chastushka
Former President Sits On His Yhuge RumpFormer President Trump
Sat on his awesome "yhuge"rump,
Dreaming of having his ultimate revenge
While on a drug and vengeance Benge.
note: misspelled huge as "Yhuge" because the former President mispronounced it that way and comedians mocked him for it for years....
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Categories:
addiction, allegory, allusion, america,
Form: Chastushka
A LiarShe said she would never
But then she did right in front of you
She thought she was clever
But she made you kind of blue...
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Chastushka
Overlooking His Soul MateHe searched every street in town but his own,
Ignoring his best friend who loved him so
For a perfect wife, who would make a great home,
His soulmate put there by angels years ago…....
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Categories:
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Chastushka
Specific Types of Chastushka Poems
Definition | What is Chastushka in Poetry?