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The words I write are simple I'm as simple as they come. I'll never be the best poet But I'm an okay one! I write simple rhymes, Expressed with words understood, But I'll continue learning As every person should. So don't look to me for perfection Here it won't be found But if you enjoy simplicity You can stop looking now! :)

I am married, going on 18 years to a sweet heart of a man, Harvey. We have 2 children. Our daughter, Rosalie,is 17 years old and a blessing everyday. Our son Hunter Harvey lives with God until we meet again. He passed away at 2 months old from SIDS.

We are a happy little family living in the mountains of West Virginia. I'm a teacher by profession, an ordained non denominational Christian minister , and I love to write, play ukulele, sing, sew, craft, cook, read/ listen to audiobooks and study my Bible.

I'm originally from New Hampshire but moved here in 2002. We have one little dog, a chihuahua jack Russell mix named Sassy, a gold fish named Sushi, a female calico cat named Sookie, and 2 male cats. The oldest named Salem(he's all black), and a tiny male kitten named PorkChop or Chopper...a long haired orange and white stripe.

(I know we dropped the"S" name for the last kitten... but we are only fostering until our friend can keep him.. Otherwise we'd have named him, Sunny!;)

The LORD bless thee, and keep thee: The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee: The LORD lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace.( Numbers 6:24-26 KJV)

<3<3 xoxo Love, Crystol


I'm so MAD!!

Blog Posted:6/4/2025 1:07:00 PM
Title: I am so MAD!!

Ha Ha! I got you again! Did you ever play that word game, Mad Libs as a kid? My siblings and I did this on long road trips and I can’t remember laughing as hard since then! It is also a great way to help kids learn grammar and parts of speech.

To play Mad Libs, one person reads a Mad Lib story with blanks, and others fill in the blanks with random words. The person reading the story asks for specific parts of speech (noun, adjective, verb, etc.) for each blank. After all the blanks are filled, the story is read aloud, often resulting in a humorous and nonsensical tale.

I thought it would be fun to do this on PoetrySoup! We will have to adjust the rules and instructions of the game to play but I think it will work!

I chose a pretty well known poem to use as our story but it will be a surprise. After we get all of our words filled in, I will edit this blog post and share the original poem and then our MADLIBS poem! I am sure it will get a giggle.

Here’s how we will do this… Below will be a list of numbered parts of speech (noun, verb, adjective ect…) and some other directives like, color, number, exclaimations. I will add definitions of each at the bottom of this post for anyone who needs a refresher. Now, pay attention…this gets a teeny bit tricky… In the comments, the first person to comment will answer the first, second, and third “questions”...i guess we can call them. So, in the comments, this person will give us the first 3 parts of speech asked for in the list. MAKE SURE YOU NUMBER THEM IN THE COMMMENTS!

For example: 1. (noun) fish 2. (verb) jump 3.(color) green

3.Then, the second person to comment will do the following 3 questions. 4.(adj) gross 5. (plural noun) trees 6.(verb ending with “ing”) exploding

So, when you find this and want to join in the fun, just look at which numbers the last person to comment answered, and you do the next three on the list.

I am hoping this will work the way I think but if anything comes up, I will try to rework it and get back to you.

Once all of the blanks have been filled in with your answers, I will post the original poem and the poem we create with the words you’ve given here. It should be hilarious! Please only answer threewhen it's your turn. We want everyone who wishes to, to have a chance to participate. However, if you come back to check up and see there's not a lot of interest then you can take another turn... if you want to.

The list:

1.verb 2.time of day or night 3.famous person

4.number 5.verb 6.noun

7.noun 8.noun 9.adjective

10.verb 11.exclamation! 12.adverb

13.noun 14.noun 15. color

16.relationship (mother, cousin, boss, ect) 17.adjective 18.noun

19.verb 20.noun 21 verb ending in “ing”

22.verb past tense 23.adjective 24.verb ending in “ing”

25.noun and animal (yes, two things but both are number 25) 26.adjective and noun combo( “dirty rat”, “lumpy potatoes”) 27.adjective and adjective(yes two but same number 27)

28.verb 29.verb 30.verb ending in “ing”

31.verb ending in “ed” 32.adjective and adjective 33 verb ending in “ing”

34.exclamation! 35.verb ending in “ed” 36.adjective

37.noun 38 plural verb and verb 39.adjective

40.famous person 41.verb ending in “ed” 42.animal(‘s)

43.verb ending in “ed” and verb ending in “ed” 44.noun plural 45.adjective and adjective

46.exclamation! 47.verb plural 48.verb plural

49.adjective and adjective 50.verb ending in “ ing” 51.noun

52.adjective and adjective 53.adjective 54.verb plural

55.number 56.noun 57.verb ending in “ing’

58.animal 59.noun 60.a place

61.verb 62.verb 63.noun

64.group of animals 65.verb 66.plural noun

67.noun 68.plural noun 69.verb ending in “ed” and verb ending in “ed”

70.noun and noun 71.color 72.plural noun

73.verb ending in “ ing” 74.famous person 75.verb

76.verb 77.verb 78.member of PoetrySoup

Definitions: Adverb: The definition of an adverb is a word that modifies another part of speech in a sentence. Adverbs often modify verbs, but sometimes they modify adjectives, other adverbs, or even clauses. They do not modify nouns—adjectives do that. Example: gently, greedily, simply,...Many adverbs do not end in -ly. Examples include always, soon, today, ever, yet, away, here, so, too. One unusual adverb is hard, as in They fought hard.

Verb: an action word Run, ran, jump, sit, drink, write Verb ending in ‘ing’: running, sitting, drinking Verb past tense: ran, drank, opened, halted, wrote

Noun: a person, place, or thing. a word (other than a pronoun) used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things (common noun), or to name a particular one of these (proper noun). Examples : car, hand, father, water, pen, river, Arizona Pronoun: a type of generic noun that can represent any other noun. Their job is to make communication faster and more efficient because you don’t have to repeat the same word over and over again. Some pronoun examples include: I, me, us, you, themselves, who, that

Adjective: word or phrase naming an attribute, added to or grammatically related to a noun to modify or describe it. Examples: lovely, sweet, malicious, hot, cold, red, green, soft, clammy, shiny, interesting, awesome.

Exclamation: this could be one word, such as “wow!” Or a phrase like, “ Oh my goodness!” Or “ watch out!” Number, color, famous person…self explanatory There may be times it asks you for two answers in one question…write both answers on the same number or line.

I hope you have fun with this but let's keep it PG-13 please. Okay... fingers crossed!! <3



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Date: 6/6/2025 12:15:00 AM
22.verb past tense (had) 23.adjective (endearing) 24.verb ending in “ing” (enjoying)
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Date: 6/5/2025 5:11:00 PM
My turn! 19. (Verb) bite, 20. (Noun) bull, 21. (Verb ending in ‘ing’) playing
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Date: 6/5/2025 1:26:00 PM
16 Aunt Bertha 17 fat 18 McDonald's. Sigh. Not sure I did it right
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Date: 6/5/2025 12:43:00 PM
13(noun) Jackpot, NV 14(noun) toes 15(color) sky-blue pink
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Date: 6/5/2025 10:20:00 AM
Lol! Just entered the answers so far and it is already so funny! I can't wait to share it! :) Of we end up only having a few players, it's good with me if you take more than one turn. Let's give it about a week? Lmk if you have an opinion about that... thanks! Xo
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:20:00 AM
I'm impatient lol
Date: 6/5/2025 8:54:00 AM
Yes, I have done this with students. I guess I get to have 10, 11, 12: for 10 verb: kneel 11 exclamation: Crap! and 12 adverb: precociously
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:22:00 AM
Ha! Crap was a good one in there
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:03:00 AM
Ty Andrea! Good ones! Do another?? Xo
Date: 6/5/2025 4:48:00 AM
7.(noun) virus; 8.(noun) cigarette; 9.(adjective) shapely
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:21:00 AM
Heehee...cigarette went so perfectly to make it hilarious
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:02:00 AM
Nice! Ty for playing! Come back and take another turn! Xo
Date: 6/4/2025 7:00:00 PM
4.number (seven) 5.verb (trying) 6.noun (mountain)
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/5/2025 10:01:00 AM
Ty! Take another turn? Xo
Date: 6/4/2025 3:24:00 PM
Thx. Now I have a headache ;)
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Keith D Trestrail
Date: 6/5/2025 4:58:00 AM
It’s all that hair. I don’t get ‘em anymore since I went Kojak.
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Crystol Woods
Date: 6/4/2025 3:35:00 PM
Hahaha!!!!
Date: 6/4/2025 2:42:00 PM
1.(verb) climb 2.(time of day or night) Noon 3.(famous person) Gandhi
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Date: 6/4/2025 3:35:00 PM
Ty for playing!

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