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For the Irish Limerick contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Pass the TP Please

Old Drunk McNab stumbl'd to confession
The priests waits and waits to start the session
The priest then knocks on the wall
“Occupied…, comes a slurr'd call,
…an’ no TP so don'ask the quess’ion!”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Delaney Avatar
April 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oops-in the wrong stall. Very humorous. Well done.
Woods Avatar
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Thanks! Xo
Mckeithan Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
LOL Crystol. Good one. Congrats
Woods Avatar
April 9, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Ty! Xo
Miller Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 9:46 AM
So funny Crystol, congratulations
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thanks! Xo
Healey Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Ole McNab had a few too many Guinness! Well done, Crystol. Congrats
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Right?! Tyxo
Fowler Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Uh oh. Cute one Crystal. Too bad, so sad. LOL Congratulations! :)
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
<3 xo
Kitchin Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Crystol, a cute and fun limerick, congratulations on your winning placement.
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thank you for the fun! Xo
Jones Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Creatively funny! lol congratulations on your win!
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thanks xo!
Rodrigues Avatar
March 22, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Quite funny!
Woods Avatar
March 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Tyxo
Mckeithan Avatar
March 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
LOL Crystol. Good one. Good luck
Woods Avatar
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Thanks!xo
M  Avatar
March 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Thats funny Crystol!! Debx
Woods Avatar
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
So glad you got a giggle! Xo
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