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Dad Egg Jokes

Blog Posted:3/12/2024 7:48:00 AM
Since Easter baskets are waiting to be filled soon,
I thought I'd share some really bad jokes. Enjoy! 
 
 
Bad Dad Jokes – Eggs – List
 
 
How do you make an egg roll?
     Give it a little push
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
     It scrambled
Why did the new egg feel so good?
     Because he just got laid
What would the captain of a ship do if he had no eggs?
     Lay to
 
I have a few kids who live close by. They stop by occasionally to talk with me. They are a joy! They love to tell me jokes.
 
Do you have any Dad Egg Jokes to share?

 



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Date: 3/31/2024 12:00:00 PM
This is a eggselent blog Why didn't the egg buy any Easter eggs? He didn't want to shell out.
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Date: 3/24/2024 11:37:00 AM
My hard-boiled wife never ever likes my punny jokes...They never go over easy as with other folks...Her sunny side's never up...Like my dear schnauzer pup...and she'll not get near my omelets lest I toss the yolks!
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I Am Anaya
Date: 3/26/2024 4:47:00 PM
You guys are soo good at this, at a drop of a hat, Rob & Beryl how impressive, I can't come up with a good egg joke! No yolk! Great Easter Blog BFF ,)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/25/2024 4:03:00 PM
Some people are hard to crack, but seems like you've got your wife on the run Robert! :)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/25/2024 4:00:00 PM
Is a self-absorbed egg an eggoist? :)
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 3/24/2024 7:29:00 PM
Keep on the sunny side of the wife - It makes for a much easier life - For omelettes bespoke - Keep on tossing the yolks - And eggist in a life with no strife.
Date: 3/20/2024 10:00:00 AM
Why do eggs roll across the floor? Because they’re l-eggless of course.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/21/2024 5:48:00 AM
Heeheehee Beryl. Keep rollin'! :)
Date: 3/20/2024 6:49:00 AM
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken
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Date: 3/20/2024 5:16:00 AM
This blog sure is funny, Linda, thanks for the laughs:) Why was the egg happy? Because it was joke-'cracking'
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/20/2024 6:49:00 AM
Hi dear Joanna! Happy to see you! :)
Date: 3/20/2024 3:39:00 AM
“What’s the time” said an egg to another, “time for a break eggactly” said the other.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/20/2024 6:48:00 AM
Teehee Beryl. You are full of yolks! :)
Date: 3/19/2024 10:38:00 AM
I guess the "yolks" on us! So funny. I cracked up! This is "egg-actly" what I needed this morning. Thank you for that gift! Blessings sunny side up!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/20/2024 6:48:00 AM
I'm just a little yolker Sam. So glad this made you smile! :)
Date: 3/16/2024 8:02:00 AM
What is an egg’s least favorite day of the week? Fryday
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I Am Anaya
Date: 3/17/2024 10:07:00 PM
Ha Ha! I never heard of Dad egg jokes, but have heard some, did I just not make any sense? It's late, I need a double shot of EGG-SPRESSO! Cracked me up, Linda Alice great blog 'D
Date: 3/15/2024 3:14:00 PM
I am afraid I don't have one of those. Thanks for sharing the humor with us. Sara K
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/16/2024 8:00:00 AM
As long as you enjoyed the humor Sara...all is well. :)
Date: 3/15/2024 8:11:00 AM
Sorry I never noticed this cute blog earlier. Eggs can be runny but are often used to be punny!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/16/2024 8:00:00 AM
teehee Andrea. Thanks for contributing. :)
Date: 3/13/2024 5:32:00 PM
What did the egg say after acing its test? Omelet smarter than I look What was the motivational egg speaker’s slogan? Sunny side up
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 3/14/2024 10:18:00 AM
Clever omelet ... Sunny side up..positive slogan.. even for non eggs lol
Date: 3/13/2024 3:35:00 PM
Daddy asked the barmaid for an eggnog - She thought that he was asking for a snog - She took him outside - And to her surprise - He said I was asking where was the bog.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/13/2024 5:32:00 PM
Hahaha Beryl! :)
Date: 3/13/2024 2:11:00 PM
I work on an egg farm - And have a cracking time. "Well, cluck cluck,' teased the hen. 'I bet you found that funny... The yolk is on you now!" What is a chicken's favourite beverage? Kentucky Chia Tea (many apologies) LOL
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/13/2024 5:31:00 PM
Hahahaha No apologies needed oaths end!
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 3/13/2024 3:00:00 PM
eggs-cellent Natasha -:) Beryl
Date: 3/13/2024 11:09:00 AM
Daddy was fond of his eggy bready - Every morning mommy got it ready - One day she was late - Much to her distaste - He ran off with merry leggy Peggy.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/13/2024 5:30:00 PM
"leggy Peggy" heeheehee Why did the egg regret being in an omelet? It wasn’t all it was cracked up to be
Date: 3/13/2024 8:41:00 AM
Dad had an egg every single day - He wouldn't have it any other way - Til he got egg bound - And suddenly found - That he was clucking the day away.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/13/2024 5:29:00 PM
Beryl, I think you are queen of the rotten eggs! LOL
Date: 3/13/2024 6:24:00 AM
How do monsters like their eggs? Terrifried
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/13/2024 5:28:00 PM
You guys are cracking me up! :))
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Beryl Edmonds
Date: 3/13/2024 3:12:00 PM
How do vampires like their eggs? petrifried
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 3/13/2024 2:13:00 PM
Ha ha, like it :-D
Date: 3/12/2024 4:24:00 PM
Dad went to work on an egg each day - Til one day the egg cracked on the way - Pants covered in yolk - It was not a joke - That his colleagues egged him on, all day….. Beryl
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 3/13/2024 2:13:00 PM
Lol ...
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/12/2024 5:14:00 PM
Oh, hahahaha Beryl! I love your limerick! Thanks! :)
Date: 3/12/2024 2:28:00 PM
I love “ why did the egg feel so good “ line haha. So cute thank you for the smiles dear linda
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/12/2024 3:00:00 PM
That's what I was aiming for - a few smiles. Thanks Inky!
Date: 3/12/2024 11:03:00 AM
Egg-cellent blog content Linda-Alice I bet Your'e a sunny side up gal?? If I got this Wrong (may the yoke be on me) how nad Is that?? Can you score me??
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 3/12/2024 3:00:00 PM
Thanks for the contribution Joe. LOL

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