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Read Poems by Peter Dome

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Man Flu

Oh dear I don't feel well
Got a nasty cold and fever
And headache and dizzy spells
Had it a week or more
Snotting everywhere and my throat is sore
So I'm laid in bed
With rocks in me head
Ooh the pain
I rather be pregnant and hit with a cane
I spy with my little eye
Something beging with F
The Family Doctors book
Think I'll take a look
Now let me see ooh
Trench foot sounds like me
Rabies that's definatly me
period pain
I'll have to ook at that again
Swamp fev er?
That's it !
I'm dieing
Now I'm sure
A dieing man without a cure
Ooh I feel ill
I've taken so many ailment pills
it's no use
I needd a scandinavian nurse straight away
To take my pain away
I'll have to cancel the milk and the papers
And miss coronation street and all it's capers
But will anyone miss me
Or even kiss me now I've got bappy rash
On me face
And in a ecret place.
Hello emergency?
I'm not ready for a wooden suit
I'm much too young and cute
please send an ambulance straight away and a fire engine just in case
I pass away
Oh no! Reading the Doctors book again got to letter P
I'm pregnant have plauge  and poodle disease

Peter Dome. Copyright. 2017.

Copyright © Peter Dome | Year Posted 2017


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  1. Date: 2/24/2017 1:43:00 AM

    This is so cute,,,, I sometimes feel this way kind of wackooooooo :) love it... Hugs Eve
  1. Date: 2/22/2017 3:20:00 PM

    thank you so much wendy. glad you enjoyed it, i enjoyed being ill and having a good moan. take care my friend Pete.
  1. Date: 2/22/2017 3:05:00 PM

    I'm glad you survived, and the outcome another great poem well done x
  1. Date: 2/22/2017 1:21:00 PM

    Hi my friend.i meant Scandenavian. You'd do fine. ineed a bed bath please ha ha. thank you. You always make me well.Best medicine ever. Pete.
  1. Date: 2/22/2017 1:06:00 PM

    - Poor ...... - A Swedish nurse ..... - That was great ....... I am Norwegian nurse ... but I guess the Swedish better than Norwegian :))) - Good luck .... get well soon, Peter - hugs // Anne-Lise :)