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Jill and Bill

Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
	Nine months to the day,
	you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!

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Gary Radice

July 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM

LOL!! Talk about tumbling' down! :) Love it! :). Cheers - Gary

Linda Alice Fowler

July 27, 2025 at 7:18 AM

Yikes! Better her than I! Thanks Gary :)

Gershon Wolf

January 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM

Jill Biden and Bill Clinton, I presume. lol.

Linda Alice Fowler

January 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM

LOLOL gw. What a hoot! still laf(ing) :)

Andrea Dietrich

November 22, 2024 at 11:35 AM

Oh I love this. One of the best I am reading on the list.

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM

Many thanks Andrea. :)

David Crandall

November 21, 2024 at 12:30 PM

That's a funny cautionary tale elle!

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:14 AM

Hi Dave! I think she threw caution to the wind that day. Thanks for stopping by. :)

I Am Anaya

November 18, 2024 at 5:20 PM

Lol, Linda Alice, love it!

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM

:))

Paula Goldsmith

November 18, 2024 at 12:52 PM

Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write/story. What did Jack have to say. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day with your win as you write away..................

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:13 AM

Thank you dear Paula. Hugs! :)

Charles Messina

November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM

OMGosh, Linda. After rereading this a couple of times, I finally got it (lol) I should have placed this much higher. So sorry. Dang! Well, congrats on your placement...thanks for writing for my contest. Hugs Charlie

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM

Hi Charlie. LOL. It's all in good fun, eh? Love your contests. Thanks for sponsoring. :)

Panagiota Romios

November 10, 2024 at 6:31 PM

I have a similar one in my 25th book. As if that were true)))ROFLMAO! On a serious note, there are more than enough ways to prevent pregnancy right now. There is no need for a woman to put her life at stake even in a legal abortion. Women don’t know that.. they never tell them. And even in legal abortion, there’s a chance for infection in the hospital., they never tell them that either. I’m not even mentioning killing a baby. But I guess I just did… Pangie Pangie

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:11 AM

Ah, my friend Pangie. Thank you! So love your visits and emails. I'm slowly coming from winter hibernation this year. :)

John Read

November 10, 2024 at 2:33 AM

Hi Linda, I love your sense of humour, I've started the day with a smile. Xx

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM

Thank you John. I start each day with a smile... :)

Ink Empress

November 1, 2024 at 3:20 PM

Dear Linda, that last line is brilliant and as i read this , I couldnt help but sing along. You are amazing at these and its been a while since iv last read you and this, truly is a brilliant rhyme, well woven and delivered. Best wishes for the contest. Sending you light always~

Linda Alice Fowler

January 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM

Hi Inky. I'm slowly getting back online. Thanks so much for your consistent comments and support. :)