Jill and Bill

Jill and Bill went up the hill
for a little mid-day thrill.
	Nine months to the day,
	you pay if you play.
Jill had not been on the pill!!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 7/26/2025 11:22:00 AM
LOL!! Talk about tumbling' down! :) Love it! :). Cheers - Gary
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 7/27/2025 7:18:00 AM
Yikes! Better her than I! Thanks Gary :)
Date: 1/8/2025 8:07:00 PM
Jill Biden and Bill Clinton, I presume. lol.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/9/2025 12:08:00 PM
LOLOL gw. What a hoot! still laf(ing) :)
Date: 11/22/2024 11:35:00 AM
Oh I love this. One of the best I am reading on the list.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:14:00 AM
Many thanks Andrea. :)
Date: 11/21/2024 12:30:00 PM
That's a funny cautionary tale elle!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:14:00 AM
Hi Dave! I think she threw caution to the wind that day. Thanks for stopping by. :)
Date: 11/18/2024 5:20:00 PM
Lol, Linda Alice, love it!
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:13:00 AM
:))
Date: 11/18/2024 12:52:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your creative/fun write/story. What did Jack have to say. Hahaha!!! Have a fun day with your win as you write away..................
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:13:00 AM
Thank you dear Paula. Hugs! :)
Date: 11/18/2024 2:45:00 AM
OMGosh, Linda. After rereading this a couple of times, I finally got it (lol) I should have placed this much higher. So sorry. Dang! Well, congrats on your placement...thanks for writing for my contest. Hugs Charlie
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:12:00 AM
Hi Charlie. LOL. It's all in good fun, eh? Love your contests. Thanks for sponsoring. :)
Date: 11/10/2024 6:31:00 PM
I have a similar one in my 25th book. As if that were true)))ROFLMAO! On a serious note, there are more than enough ways to prevent pregnancy right now. There is no need for a woman to put her life at stake even in a legal abortion. Women don’t know that.. they never tell them. And even in legal abortion, there’s a chance for infection in the hospital., they never tell them that either. I’m not even mentioning killing a baby. But I guess I just did… Pangie Pangie
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:11:00 AM
Ah, my friend Pangie. Thank you! So love your visits and emails. I'm slowly coming from winter hibernation this year. :)
Date: 11/10/2024 2:33:00 AM
Hi Linda, I love your sense of humour, I've started the day with a smile. Xx
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:10:00 AM
Thank you John. I start each day with a smile... :)
Date: 11/1/2024 3:20:00 PM
Dear Linda, that last line is brilliant and as i read this , I couldnt help but sing along. You are amazing at these and its been a while since iv last read you and this, truly is a brilliant rhyme, well woven and delivered. Best wishes for the contest. Sending you light always~
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:10:00 AM
Hi Inky. I'm slowly getting back online. Thanks so much for your consistent comments and support. :)
Date: 11/1/2024 1:22:00 PM
Oh oh.. ..you pay if you play. Good one Linda :)
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:07:00 AM
Glad you enjoyed it Heidi! :)
Date: 11/1/2024 3:34:00 AM
Where was the parental guidance in poor Jill's life. Just hope Jill junior doesn't turn out the same.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:06:00 AM
Alas, apparently neither had any. Thanks Paul! :)
Date: 10/31/2024 10:29:00 PM
Lol. Jill is doing her part. Those pills are bad for the environment.
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:06:00 AM
Thanks Hilda. Yes, they are ;)
Date: 10/31/2024 9:00:00 PM
That’s really good Linda, gave me a laugh… Beryl
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:05:00 AM
So glad you got a laugh from this whimsy. :)
Date: 10/31/2024 4:10:00 PM
hahaha, I had a jack and Jill poem in my first book lol:-) hugs jan xx
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Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 1/7/2025 10:05:00 AM
;);) hugs my friend! :)
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