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My Bililligig

If love were my bililligig
and thou my comely sorrcondor,
I’d shirren courst thine eyes assiligig
as mine own gane sizzon begondor.

Oh, mine hertzen hurtzen!
How could thoust be so frigidid
to blangst a sorrow murtzen
and forganen mine own brigidid?

Days pas in sorrest somburlen,
deviling in dark with horrdicap mourn.
I succumb to thoughts vorboturten,
comfort resangst your sassascorn.

Copyright © Linda Alice Fowler | Year Posted 2025

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Joe Maverick Date: 2/1/2025 11:22:00 AM Sassascorn tallmig morgon ni vogon loqikon.' Ecila-adnil (klat no erom hsibbur) lol))) Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 2/10/2025 10:32:00 AM Exsatcty Joe! :)

Gary Radice Date: 1/25/2025 11:00:00 PM Linda, I’m trying to understand how the heck I actually understand all you have written. That must be the sign of great Vogon poetry. The Vogons from Vogsphere would be proud to have this in their own Hitchiker’s Guide. :) Cheerogz - Gary Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 2/10/2025 10:31:00 AM LOL Gary. See, you don't need a dictionscary! Thanks so much for the visit! :)

David Crandall Date: 1/14/2025 8:44:00 PM I love this one elle. It's hilarious and sad all at once! In truth, I guess I can relate. I too have at times, succumbed to thoughts vorboturten. Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/16/2025 6:27:00 AM So glad you enjoy it dave. Yes, poor fella. Sounds like he's been sorssascorned once too often. ;) :)

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 1/14/2025 11:46:00 AM - Creative and great, Linda - I posted a Vogon Poetry ... but have no idea how to do this ... never heard of this form before :) - hugs Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/16/2025 6:25:00 AM Hi dear Anne-Lise. I'll take a peek at your Vogon shortly. Fun to write! hugs :)

Joe Maverick Date: 1/14/2025 10:02:00 AM So is this style modelled on the jabberwocky Linda-Alice? I'm feeling to tired to check.' I Woke up after watching mr newsome smiling And rocking his shoulders in a short interview last night.) I'm feeling a temper trying to break out..Also it Affected my day majorly in negitaivisam pushing at me.) Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/16/2025 6:24:00 AM Enhance your clam dear friend. Yes, Vogon poetry...fun to write. Sometimes I feel as though all my poems are somburlen. LOL :)

Gershon Wolf Date: 1/13/2025 8:41:00 PM Oh, is this ever a GAS, Linda!! I think it should be POTD, POTW, POTM, POTW, and POTC = Century... ~ B. Ns 2-Go Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/14/2025 7:01:00 AM LOL gw. You sure know how to get a girl's attention. laf :)

Tom Cunningham Date: 1/13/2025 8:24:00 AM Lol, you rose well to the challenge Linda, Best of luck in the contest. Tom Login to Reply Linda Alice Fowler Date: 1/13/2025 2:05:00 PM Hi Tom. I've written few (not outstanding) Vogon. LOL But the nonsensical words are fun. :)