Linda Alice Fowler Poet Vogon Poetry

My Bililligig

If love were my bililligig
and thou my comely sorrcondor,
I’d shirren courst thine eyes assiligig
as mine own gane sizzon begondor.

Oh, mine hertzen hurtzen!
How could thoust be so frigidid
to blangst a sorrow murtzen
and forganen mine own brigidid?

Days pas in sorrest somburlen,
deviling in dark with horrdicap mourn.
I succumb to thoughts vorboturten,
comfort resangst your sassascorn.

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Joe Maverick February 1, 2025 at 11:22 AM Sassascorn tallmig morgon ni vogon loqikon.' Ecila-adnil (klat no erom hsibbur) lol))) Linda Alice Fowler February 10, 2025 at 10:32 AM Exsatcty Joe! :)

Gary Radice January 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM Linda, I’m trying to understand how the heck I actually understand all you have written. That must be the sign of great Vogon poetry. The Vogons from Vogsphere would be proud to have this in their own Hitchiker’s Guide. :) Cheerogz - Gary Linda Alice Fowler February 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM LOL Gary. See, you don't need a dictionscary! Thanks so much for the visit! :)

David Crandall January 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM I love this one elle. It's hilarious and sad all at once! In truth, I guess I can relate. I too have at times, succumbed to thoughts vorboturten. Linda Alice Fowler January 16, 2025 at 6:27 AM So glad you enjoy it dave. Yes, poor fella. Sounds like he's been sorssascorned once too often. ;) :)

Anne-Lise Andresen January 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM - Creative and great, Linda - I posted a Vogon Poetry ... but have no idea how to do this ... never heard of this form before :) - hugs Linda Alice Fowler January 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM Hi dear Anne-Lise. I'll take a peek at your Vogon shortly. Fun to write! hugs :)

Joe Maverick January 14, 2025 at 10:02 AM So is this style modelled on the jabberwocky Linda-Alice? I'm feeling to tired to check.' I Woke up after watching mr newsome smiling And rocking his shoulders in a short interview last night.) I'm feeling a temper trying to break out..Also it Affected my day majorly in negitaivisam pushing at me.) Linda Alice Fowler January 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM Enhance your clam dear friend. Yes, Vogon poetry...fun to write. Sometimes I feel as though all my poems are somburlen. LOL :)

Gershon Wolf January 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM Oh, is this ever a GAS, Linda!! I think it should be POTD, POTW, POTM, POTW, and POTC = Century... ~ B. Ns 2-Go Linda Alice Fowler January 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM LOL gw. You sure know how to get a girl's attention. laf :)

Tom Cunningham January 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM Lol, you rose well to the challenge Linda, Best of luck in the contest. Tom Linda Alice Fowler January 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM Hi Tom. I've written few (not outstanding) Vogon. LOL But the nonsensical words are fun. :)