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super boll boll weevil twin brothers: one was great, one the lesser of two weevils you killed my father, prepare to die three-legged dog in a saloon: "looking for the man who shot my paw" a news headline i'd like to see buddhist avoids novocain wants to transcend dental medication somewhere in the middle she once told me i was average i said she was just being mean that would be a real night-mare he tries to not talk like a horse doesn't want to be a neigh sayer what's a particle like you doing in a place like this? neutron asks "how much for a beer?" the bartender says, "for you, no charge" eleventh one's the charm? i entered ten pun contests hoping one would win no pun in ten did Happy New Year to all... may your 2023 be filled with smiles

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Date: 1/29/2023 6:41:00 AM
LOLOL John. I love Inigo, the buddhist, and the neutron. I can't decide on a favorite, so I just faved the whole thing! :)
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Date: 1/5/2023 12:48:00 PM
Lol I would love to know which gave you the biggest chuckle John. I am tossed between "being mean" and "no pun in ten did" lol
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Date: 1/10/2023 10:18:00 AM
John I have heard my daughters mimic that sentence so many times over the years, for so many different reasons, it is crazy lol
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John Watt
Date: 1/5/2023 2:50:00 PM
Thank you Flo! I'm happy to know the ones that gave you the biggest smiles. I think my favorite chuckle comes from imagining the voice of Inigo Montoya (from The Princess Bride) saying "you killed my father, prepare to die"
Date: 1/4/2023 5:01:00 PM
Very clever and fun to read! This brought a smile to my face, John... Keep up the great writing, my friend!
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Date: 1/5/2023 2:48:00 PM
smiles are my paycheck, Kelly. Thanks for letting me know!
Date: 1/4/2023 2:32:00 PM
John, i have a question for you in my newest Soupmail
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Date: 1/5/2023 2:47:00 PM
hi Andrea, I sent you my answer
Date: 1/2/2023 11:01:00 AM
hey, I know you find these online a lot but this does not say it, Are these YOURS, john? Wow, if so, this is really impressive and clever.
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Date: 1/2/2023 3:23:00 PM
Don't be too impressed... most of these were not original to me. I've been collecting humor for over 30 years, sometimes I know the source (I always give the attribution when I know it), sometimes I don't know the source, sometimes I make up the humor myself... I'll let you have fun deciding which is which... my main input is to create 17-syllable monokus out of them and to think up a title to go with them
Date: 1/2/2023 5:53:00 AM
Happy New Year or Watt! I knew a Hindu monk who had cancer surgery without anesthesia, only died recently in South Africa. Does it count, or one has to transcend with Buddha?
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John Watt
Date: 1/2/2023 3:28:00 PM
Hi Anil, I think anyone can transcend dental medication, regardless of their religious orientation... as for me, I'll take the novocain, thank you very much. Appreciate the visit, hope you have a delightful 2023 ~ John
Date: 1/2/2023 4:43:00 AM
delightful! :)
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John Watt
Date: 1/2/2023 3:29:00 PM
PS, thank you for your uplifting (and succinct) visit. Happy 2023 ~ John
Date: 1/1/2023 2:27:00 PM
just what was needed, john! thank you for sharing these - they sure cheered me up! happy new year to you...
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John Watt
Date: 1/1/2023 7:21:00 PM
glad to hear this was good medicine for you... happy 2023 to you and yours ~ john
Date: 1/1/2023 9:43:00 AM
A wonderful/fun write. Thanks for the smiles. I love to give out smiles. Here catch one. (Smile) Hope you had a great/blessed Christmas. Happy New Year 2023 With Blessings....................
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John Watt
Date: 1/1/2023 7:19:00 PM
Aw, thank you Paula, for the visit and the smile. Hope your year is filled with much joy ~ John
Date: 1/1/2023 6:33:00 AM
LOL! Thanks for the funnies!
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John Watt
Date: 1/1/2023 7:17:00 PM
You're welcome! Glad you came by, Kim. Happy 2023 to you and yours ~ John
Date: 1/1/2023 5:09:00 AM
Thanks for sharing this. By God's grace, I greet you with the peace and joy of Christmas toward a prosperous New Year along this present: "the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord" (Romans 6:23 of the King James Bible). God bless you.
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John Watt
Date: 1/1/2023 7:16:00 PM
Beata, thanks for stopping by and sending blessing from Scripture. I wish you a year filled with grace and peace of the Lord ~ John
Date: 1/1/2023 4:07:00 AM
I enjoyed these thoroughly, John, the final one was simply brilliant:) happy and prosperous new year to you and yours!
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Date: 1/1/2023 7:12:00 PM
Thanks for coming by for a visit, Jo. Hope all is well and that your 2023 is off to a pleasant start ~ John
Date: 1/1/2023 12:09:00 AM
Lol great way to kick start the new year John. Happy New year to you and your family. Tom
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John Watt
Date: 1/1/2023 7:10:00 PM
Thank you Mayor Tom. Best wishes for a safe and healthy 2023 ~ John

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