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Scary to Larry

There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary

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Darlene De Beaulieu

Date: 3/5/2025 10:56:00 AM

Hello Bill Baker, It not only would be scary to milk all those cows. It would vbe tiring . Enjoy your day my friend. /Darlene/

Bj Legros Kelley

Date: 3/3/2025 11:51:00 PM

Lol, yes, U imagine, utterly scary! I am glad to see you back Bill! I too am off for quite some time and then back for a little while. This poem was fun! I never milked a cow though my uncle had one on his farm and they tried to get me to a few times, then said "Don't go on that side, she'll kick you!!" I was like NOPE! It sure is good to see your poem, I'd looked for you two awhile back and was disappointed, but yay! Bills back! I hope that you and sweet Sara are doing well :)

Karen Jones

Date: 2/15/2025 4:48:00 PM

Giggles! Fun read Bill! Your North Carolina friend!

Shadow Hamilton

Date: 2/5/2025 2:33:00 PM

Hi Bill ntcu again you have not lost your touch a great limerick keep them coming hugs Shadow

Komal Walimbe

Date: 1/8/2025 1:48:00 AM

Haha atleast he tried his best, a very fun poem! Hope you are doing well Bill!! :)

Bj Legros Kelley

Date: 12/28/2024 9:24:00 PM

Oh my, yeah, I guess!! That would be hard, rather horribly!! Fun poem Bill, I hope that you and Sara are well.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/13/2024 9:39:00 AM

- He's doing the best he can :) - Nice to see you, Bill - I wish you and Sara a wonderful Christmas :) - hugs

Christina Bowring

Date: 10/26/2024 1:32:00 PM

Dear Bill, you have been so missed my lovely friend. Welcome back! Another great, fun limerick from you …looking forward to reading more! Hugs and blessings to you both :)

Ink Empress

Date: 10/25/2024 1:22:00 AM

Dear Bill, I hope you are doing well; its so good to know that you are back on here and i hope to see you post a poem again soon too: sending you light always

Karen Jones

Date: 10/23/2024 12:52:00 AM

Fun! Welcome back!!!

Sotto Poet

Date: 10/9/2024 2:07:00 PM

Outstanding poem humorously captures the challenges of managing a large dairy farm. It emphasizes the hard work and dedication of the farmer, Larry, while also highlighting the daunting task of milking a significant number of cows. My very best regards to you and Sara, I hope she's doing well.

Panagiota Romios

Date: 10/9/2024 12:14:00 PM

Very humorous Bill. I cant write this form. Lol Constantly messing it up.LOL. Pangie

Daniel Henry Rodgers

Date: 10/9/2024 8:20:00 AM

Hello Bill, First let me say I have missed you and your wife and the many poems and comments back and forth. I loved your limerick, and having grown up on a dairy farm where we hand milked, this made me smile. I hope you and your wife are doing well. Autumn Blessings, My Dear Friend, Daniel

Maria Williams

Date: 10/9/2024 2:12:00 AM

Just catching up after finishing my video Bill. Nice limerick glad Larry got some help - it would be scary but not as scary as my latest video LOL So glad you are back. Hugs Maria

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/8/2024 1:04:00 PM

Not just scary but very difficult and time consuming without the machines that do that work. Cute limerick, Bill

Michael Tor

Date: 10/5/2024 4:32:00 PM

What a way to earn a living Bill. Poor Larry. "Totally Utter nonsense." lol. Have a nice day my friend and thank you for sharing...So sorry you got locked out. You must have been very upset. Glad you are back in posting and rejoining all your fellow friends and Poets. Have a wonderful time making up for that lost time. Your friend Michael...

Karen Croft

Date: 8/19/2024 4:21:00 PM

Enjoyed your limerick!

Kenneth Cheney

Date: 8/14/2024 10:43:00 AM

Milked them twice a day 365 days a year in my youth. Nice limerick!

M. L. Kiser

Date: 8/5/2024 1:32:00 PM

...and exhausting...sounds like he managed it well though.

Marugu Mo

Date: 8/1/2024 8:25:00 AM

100 cows alone is daunting. Enjoyed your limerick!

Karen Jones

Date: 7/22/2024 3:28:00 PM

lol! Good one! Haven’t seen your posts or Sara’s are you ok? Miss you all! Your Carolina friend, Kandle Karen Jones

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 7/21/2024 7:05:00 PM

lol yes it would be wouldn't it, thank God for help then, :)

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 7/17/2024 3:04:00 AM

I had to read this again. Great limerick.

Len Gasun

Date: 7/15/2024 11:42:00 PM

This is a delightful limerick to read today my dear friend Bill. I never had experienced milking a cow so I want to try one someday but to have that large number, it's absolutely scary. Thanks for the smiles and sharing this precious limerick. God bless you always. I apologize for the late visit my dear poet friend. Thanks belatedly also for faving my Why I became a poet poem. Blessings. Hugs

Sara Kendrick

Date: 7/14/2024 3:47:00 AM

Good one, Bill. I imagine dairy farmers thank God every day for electric or gas operated milking machines. LOL..They still have to put those on the cows and take them off but at least the worse or hardest part is made easy. Thanks for sharing the humor. Sara K

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 7/13/2024 9:51:00 AM

I would not want to milk one cow, let alone a hundred, this is a good one Bill~

Joe Maverick

Date: 7/2/2024 2:43:00 AM

You milked this for all its worth from what I can see (the comments re) anyhow best Regards to Daisy now.' I did send yo a soup Mail..I don't know how often you check.? May God bless you''

I Am Anaya

Date: 7/1/2024 8:25:00 PM

Hello Bill, everything about this limerick is fantastic! Made me laugh. Anaya~ Soupmail please look! Sara, I accidentally had you blocked, don't know how that happened. God bless you both xhugs~Anaya

Karen Croft

Date: 6/30/2024 1:36:00 PM

Loved this! I am a cow person and have milked cows before. It can get pretty intense.

Tom Woody

Date: 6/18/2024 3:48:00 PM

Funny lim Billward. Better days ahead...

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