''To Each Poetaster of True Taste -- ''
Warning!
Suitable for Only Children
"The satirist Menippean ad hominems attacks,
not pri*ks or any ret*rd making such who Reason lacks."
-- a Menippean satirist-poet who loathes the false ideology,
not the mor*nic motherfu*ker mouthing it
* * *
"I -- "DOC" -- the humble Bard unequalled here deep underground,
in being of a mind not only sound but world renowned --
aside from an integrity, a flair extraordinaire,
a handsome figure, even teeth, and one tight derrière --
hereby make known my final will and testament sans fear
of poetasters matching mine unmatchable career,
and thus do I bequeath to each my talent nonpareil;
a debonair ability to words pronounce and spell;
an otherworldly irony; a transcendental wit;
the need to not once move the lips (my having read a bit);
the factor all call "It" (my knowing 1 plus 1 is 2);
plus no belief in "God" (thanks to my zero-plus IQ);
poetic skills beyond Imagination's bound and bourne,
wherein I keep the "verse" of rhymesters stashed beneath the p*rn --
a cache of cool clichés; imperfect rhymes; erratic feet;
mismatched motifs; mixed metaphors; and semen stains discreet;
with sounds cacophonous; with catastrophic flaws in form;
with tangled topics absent aims, and semen stains still warm;
still vulgar words on each romantic's endless "no-no" list;
vast glossy centerfolds of strutting c*nts the semen kissed;
on precious life and love profound deep FEELINGS creamy hot;
and last -- one meter of this wad of imagery I shot."
* * *
a dedication of Respect
for
the inheritance of
skills Analytic --
not to mention Sense
a revolving helios rhyme menippean satire Valid on
the romantic's dispossession of
Reason --
in addition to poetic prowess
february, 2023 -- yet the satire menippean
coming continuously
into a fortune of indoctrinated ideologies irrational
(besides unethical)
to take a shot at
Copyright © James Starkey Iii | Year Posted 2023
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