Jack And Jill Poems - Poems about Jack And Jill

Not that Jack and Jill Jack took Jill up the hill On the pretext of fetching water But the need for some weed Was a far more pressing order. The hill was all green with flowers asunder When they lit the pipe so they could go under Jack inhaled deeply and spied Jilly with a posy She took the pipe and...

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* Examples for the contest Jack and Jill (the real story) "Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after..." Of course, neither wanted to climb that bloody hill at all. Day after day mother would send them to fetch a pail of...

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The Rest of the Story Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Miranda Hawley 1st place Jack and Jill went up the hill At school, this is what we were taught But abruptly, Jack proposed Jill with a rose Jill rejected it after a deep thought. Respecting each other’s view Their friendship they tried to renew As true friends they lived their lives ever after. ...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill we tell our kids this story all day long but Jill was bitter and she was savvy and she went to her lawyer with a sad song. The lawyer filed in the court and Jack got the report That Jill was after his crown. ...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To have a romp together In their hearts they felt the thrill Of a wild roll in the heather Up jumped Jill with voice so shrill Oh Jack,Oh Jack , forgive me ,dear I did not this morn take my pill And you will know what I now fear With Roe V Wade no...

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Jack and Jill, Went up the hill, To fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, And broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. We all know, There’s more to go, About this well disaster. Jack got home, Started to moan, Went to see Doc McMaster. Well ole doc, Looked at the clock, Said the store’s open uptown. So he wrote, Jack out a note, Told him, “these will fix your...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. When they came down, Jill magically became a Jack. Now they could not reproduce a great son nor a daughter! ...

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to eat the curds and whey, then the isty bisty spider came and sat down beside her and Jill ran away. Then Jack got nimble and Jack got quick and called all the kings horses and men, then he sat in the corner and blew his horn, and saw the cow jump out of the corn....

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Jack And Jill Slalom Jack and Jill went up the snowy hill To fetch a ride down the slalom trail In and out of the turns they met a thrill Like snow bunnies wagging their tail With each turn thru the banks like a snake Their skis gather speed faster and faster Their bed away from home began to shake...

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Where Hillbilly Jack Sent his pregnant wife, Jill, Was not for a pail of well water. She tramped up that hill For some swill from a still, But returned with a new baby daughter. Jack wasn't amused When Jill told him the news, And he yelled, "Whar'n tarnation's mah likker?" So she crowned him and drowned him Where they still haven't found him. Hillbilly divorces are...

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JACK AND JILL Jubilant Jack Frost wearing thin torn jacket stepped on snow descending from a rocket. chewed snow balls from a jug. ...

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When Jill fell down on Jack's weenie She remarked that it was so teeny Jack thought she meant "perky" Not dried-up old jerky But Jack had this magic beanie .......

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Jill decided she'd live a life of crime Profitable way to spend all her time -- Gang boss said, "Learn to Carjack And we'll always have your back -- In Chicago we'll set you up full-time"...

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Okay all you growed up kiddies, ready for this Jack and Jill fell down the hill, the original premise Well the true story is such They ended up in a clutch Humping and bumping till they spoke a foreign dialect...

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Jack was oh so lean and lanky Jill was all for hanky panky But things went amuck When Jack's zipper stuck In a pinch, she found him cranky!...

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