A 2nd VirginityWritten By: D. Collins 4/25/25
I’m anxious about not knowing what’s in store.
Probably because I have never done it before.
I breathe in, breathe out, trying to catch my breath.
It’s about to get chronic, I gaaronetee, you, yeah!
No more early rising or punching the clock.
Walking on the beach I plan to do a lot.
With sand crystals...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Crown of Sonnets
Where the humdrum ends
Where the humdrum ends
A morning waits when roosters crow in vain,
and stunned eyes are awed by the rising sun.
When nostrils savor the dewy terrain,
as ears tune in to magpies’ chirping fun.
Soon a dawn will bloom and change the asphalt
To hordes of marigolds across lush leas,
where squirrels scramble and leporids vault,
while laughter echoes under maple trees.
There...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Sonnet
I used to drive like thatDriver on interstate has pressed his accelerator hard
I used to drive like that – daily
To and from work with gritted teeth
Expecting death at any minute
Racing here, there, nowhere really
The stress was gruesome
In the last nine months I have driven six times
Less than one time per month
Retirement is a happy unicorn that I am grateful to...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
Whine, Whine, Whine
Categories:
age, health, retirement,
Form: Haiku
On retirement
dear friends ~
believe me when I say
retirement feels well earned
when you have toiled and
worked hard every day
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Categories:
retirement, age, appreciation, future, life,
Form: Rhyme
Passionate about my HobbiesI am in love with my many retirement hobbies
Passionate about cartooning, painting and poetry
Intensely enthusiastic when I am playing in my art studio
Also thrilled with peanut butter cookies and twinkies
Loving refried beans and salsa heated up eaten on chips
These are a few of my favorite things
My passions have changed through the years
But at this moment,...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
They Said it Would be Easier
I’ve been working hard
out there in the yard
at least from eleven until two
With a two hour brunch
then coffee, then lunch
and maybe a short nap too
But only on days
when the sun’s golden rays
aren’t too hot or too cold
to live life this way
working so hard all day
man, it sure sucks to get old....
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Categories:
humor, retirement,
Form: Rhyme
what now, little man?what now, little man?
51 years on the chain gang, tell me
how did that work out for you?
nobody said it would be easy,
I'll admit I sometimes play the fool
your sole desire was to fit in
it started at the beginnin'
when you mistook direction
for a lethal dose of deception
what now, little man, what now
what now, little man, and...
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Categories:
age, retirement, work,
Form: Rhyme
Retirement is a Whole New PerspectiveI have heard of a lazy day
Now I live them daily
Doing little to nothing at all
Looking at piles of things I could sort
But I don’t.
Retirement is a whole new perspective
A world unbeknownst to me until now
I have been dormant for six months
Living in a world of sitting, sleeping and lounging
Wearing pajamas, elastic waistbands, and sweatshirts
I...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
retirementI used to plot and plan and scheme
Now I take days as they land in my lap
Expecting nothing
Anticipating less
Experiencing little
A locust shell of my former self
Retirement has turned me into a contented sloth...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
I'm retired and live in a small, mobile homeI'm retired and live in a small, mobile home,
about 5600 miles from the outskirts of Rome,
about 7200 miles from the waters of the Ganges,
and about 5100 miles from Machu Picchu, in the peaks of the Andes.
It's a nice, cozy little home,
where every day, I try to come up with at least one new spanking poem--oops!
at...
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Categories:
retirement, 12th grade, age, funny,
Form: Light Verse
dragged into retirementI was dragged into retirement with my rear end bumping against cinders
It was the last thing I wanted to do; except maybe die.
But God spoke by giving me ailments that convinced me I had to quit
Winter is a horrible time for me, I have asthma that turns into pneumonia
So quit I did; last year, in...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
losing chancesMindless tv
Constant dull drone
Not a test pattern but nearly as boring
I am no longer living a human life
My recliner is my coffin
I die a slow death
Sleeping on the couch
Losing chances...
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Categories:
age, retirement,
Form: Free verse
I vowed to never retireI will never retire I vowed
To relatives, strangers, any old crowd
God heard me and laughed; He would have it His way
Pulled the rug out from under my health, I am retired today...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Rhyme
full of eager happinessI am full of eager happiness
Retirement has grabbed me by the hands and danced with me
Every day is a joy
I can do what I want, when I want
I have eliminated all of the have-to’s,
My life is full of have-tos.
The worst part of my job had been the drive to and from.
I retired six months ago.
My...
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Categories:
retirement,
Form: Free verse
Specific Types of Retirement Poems
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