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Funny Poems | Examples of Funny Poetry

Read funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a hilarious poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly amusing and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems and then write your own. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone.

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Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more.

List of Funny Poems

Note: The forms for these poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.

PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
CONTRA - Five for Smokes Lycia Harding Free verse confusion, funny, humor, nonsense,
Pink Polyester Pants Quoth TheRaven Light Verse funny, beauty, best friend, boy,
Premium Member Poem Fay Julia Ward Lyric funny, repetition, word play,
Premium Member Poem Six-Word Couplet Series Encore CayCay Jennings Couplet funny, humorous, senses, silly,
Premium Member Poem What If They Make Me Go Caren Krutsinger Light Verse funny, poetry,
Premium Member Poem Takiing Care Of The Babysitter Caren Krutsinger Light Verse funny, 5th grade, 6th grade,
twist, twist mohamad safan Classicism funny, deep, desire, faith, fantasy,
Premium Member Poem Americans Can't Spell Nina Parmenter Limerick fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Little bunny Khadidja Megaache Free verse cheer up, funny, giggle,
Premium Member Poem What You Got In There Caren Krutsinger Free verse funny, teacher,

A seriously funny mysterious adventure
by Michael Robinson
A seriously funny mysterious adventure

Time travel far into outer space
Whirling around traveling to an unknown place

No gravity just floating
Able to touch the stars that are...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: adventure, funny, future, imagery,

It's Halloween
by Bette Bavington
Grandma, look I am flying on your broom.
Where would you be going on such a fine 
Afternoon?
Be careful that's an heirloom.
To your bedroom
To get my...

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Villanelle | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, adventure, confidence, family, fantasy,

Game over
by SillyToy Boys
I burst through my kitchen door knocking down my mother in the process and said "outta the way loser".

I went down to my gamer cave...

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Jueju | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, allegory, analogy, boy, dad,

Jan's Aire
by Rico Leffanta
Plácido Domingo could sing
As pure as a church bell doth ring 
But Jan's trumpet farts
Will quicken the hearts
Of pretty much everything!...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, hilarious, history, music,

Too Modest A Cat
by M. L. Kiser
My cat thinks she’s got,
To use only her litter
Box inside the house.
Outside for hours she holds it;
Jets to box from doorway!...

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Tanka | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, animal, cat, cute, fun,

Something New
by JP Thomas
If I could write  to right the wrongs of the past 
How long should I write and how long should it last?
Should I write...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: africa, art, funny, humor,

Jan Wins Again
by Rico Leffanta
In The Isle Of Man Marathon race
Jan decided to pick up the pace
She farted ahead
Two laggards dropped dead
But the Coroner ruled it was Mace...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: endurance, england, funny, humor,

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Belly Rumbles
by PAT Adams
When your belly rumbles and rants
Just break some wind and take a chance
Most gently though's
The way to go
Or "it", might end up in your pants!...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, imagery, poetry,

Jan Saves Brexit
by Rico Leffanta
HRH and Saint George both know
Jan's farts will fell any foe
No chocolate mint
Will improve the scent
So Brexit is Jan's P~EU show!...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: england, funny, international, patriotic,

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Bob, the Runaway Groom
by Caren Krutsinger
On day one, Chloe, Bob’s darling new bride, had a little “Bob to-do-list”,
His spanking new in-laws, the Fortners had one also, as this was their...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love,

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My Husband
by Caren Krutsinger
Mud between my toes,
It is your 9-year-old-boy-side, my husband sings out.
We have been together for fifty years.
Have I taught this man nothing?
I am a girl.
...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny,

Jan's Halloween Dream
by Rico Leffanta
Jan's spouse said she's gilding the lilies
For treating herself to new frillies
All the neighbours got hot
When they saw what she bought
And that really gave Jan...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, giggle, humor, lust,

Fast flatulence
by Robbie McClellan
A conversation between me and my son a few years ago about the man who jumped out of the balloon from the stratosphere

I was trying...

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Narrative | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: dad, father son, funny,

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Shark, Cat Contortionist
by Caren Krutsinger
Shark, the cat, is sitting catty-wampus today.  He is a contortionist. His head is to the north,
His tail to the west, paws to the...

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Imagism | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: cat, funny,

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Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms
by Caren Krutsinger
Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms is my neighbor’s new dog.
Can you guess the ages of their three children?
If you said four, six and eight, you are right.

Butterfly...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: dog, funny,

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Cauliflower Makes Me Poo
by Nina Parmenter
Cauliflower makes me poo,
It does! It does! I’m telling you!
These cute florets, they all beget
Poogeddon in an hour or two.

I thought “oh great! I’ll lose...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: food, fun, funny, giggle,

Wicked Glue
by brooke noble
I'm telling you

Invest in super glue...

Glue super dudes's balls to his shoe,

Then what kind of running around can he do?

...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: cute, funny,

This Crazy NON RICH Caucasian Baby Boomer
by matthew harris
Albeit cold shower with sudden zoo
ming onset of
brisk fallen temperatures
may not be amenable to you
dear reader, but after Matthew
sets to washing
creating substantial lather,

visited with healthy...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Pelican Pete
by M. L. Kiser
A pelican called Pete,
Whom tuna, would not eat;
Flew down to hot sand,
Some sand crabs to land,
Now Pete has some very blistered feet!
...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: animal, bird, fun, funny,

The poem about the flu
by Alex Duffy
I've been ill with this flu for about a week
Funny how my cough gets worse just as I'm about to sleep 
I'm laying in bed...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: fun, funny, hilarious, sick,