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Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 
A little ghost
A little ghost, chilled, sought some glee, Slept wrapped beneath a tree, snug as can be. The princess, at dawn's light, In the garden so bright, Found ice hidden by a fig leaf, quite a mystery!...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Paddington Episode
In Paddington, shoes left on the ground, Alien signs? The rumors spun 'round. But with earthly reason, No alien's season, Just misplaced footwear, lost and found!...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
An alien snatched my wife one strange night
An alien snatched my wife one strange night, To planet Speed, they took her in flight. But the alien confessed, She'd been sorely unimpressed, So back home, he returned her, contrite....Read More
Categories: funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Andie hiked up to the Andes so high
Andie hiked up to the Andes so high, Found Homer in a cave, oh, my, oh, my! Homer said with a grin, "Let the cooking begin, Mushroom soup with chili, let's give it a try!"...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Oh Poor Monkey
A monkey proposed in the garden so grand, To the princess, he held out his hand. With a smile so wide, He asked her to be his bride, But alas, she just couldn't understand!...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, humor, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

The chubby rat sat, On the soft and fluffy mat, While watching the cat. Note: Credit to Jaiah for giving me insperation...Read More
Categories: animal, funny,
Form: Haiku
Zebra Zombies: Pleiades Poem
Zoom! The big stampede of zebra zombies run by, zipping past fences. They zig to the right and they zag left through all of the zoo. My opinion: they're zany fast animals....Read More
Categories: animal, crazy, funny,
Form: Pleiades
What Was I Thinking?
Halfway through the race, I thought: I should just pretend to lose consciousness...Read More
Categories: crazy, funny,
Form: Monoku
Apple Picking - Double Tanka
It wasn't just some, the entire orchard was ripe! Crisp fuji apples... they would taste so good... maybe... But I can't reach those! They're high! I climb the ladder, reach for an apple - and fall. Come on! Grab it now! Yay! I...Read More
Categories: food, funny, places,
Form: Tanka
The king's pet cockroach
The king's pet cockroach, a curious chap, Swallowed a cat with a mighty snap. Then it fainted away, In a bug-sized dismay, So the kingdom mourned for a week-long nap!...Read More
Categories: funny, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
A Cat and a Turtle
A cat and a turtle, a pair Found love in the warm summer air. But it's not evolution, Just a fanciful solution, For a fish to be born, that's quite rare!...Read More
Categories: cat, fish, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
A naked boy and the girl
A naked boy and a girl in the park, Met a grinning police, what a lark!. When asked what they're doin', They said, without ruin, "We're just born, enjoying the dark!"...Read More
Categories: fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
Dumpers The gal with the **** cannon Let’s one rip a right good fart You can smell it from here It smells of baked beans And mushy peas plus cabbage I wonder what it’s like When she takes a dump? ...Read More
Categories: funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse
Naan Bread : a Naat Poem
In the oven's warm embrace, you rise, A doughy delight, a savory surprise. Naan bread, you're a gift from above, A culinary creation we truly love. Your surface adorned with charred grace, Tandoori-kissed, in every case. From India's heart to lands...Read More
Categories: food, funny, happy,
Form: Naat
**** Hat
**** Hat The American was an **** hat A real screw ball idiot Who didn’t care what people thought She did this and that what she wanted A new tattoo left nipple coloured dark green Right ear extended elf like Having sex...Read More
Categories: crazy, funny, rude, satire,
Form: Free verse

Specific Types of Funny Poems

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