Funny Poems

Read funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a hilarious poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly amusing and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems and then write your own. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone.


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List of New Funny Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
You Stripped My Gears and Left Me Shiftless Kenneth Fordham Narrative adventure, funny, humorous,
Premium Member Poem GODS WAITING ROOM JENNIFER PROXENOS Rhyme funny,
Premium Member Poem The Not-Very-Much Material Girl Nina Parmenter Limerick celebrity, fun, funny, humor,
Premium Member Poem Sour Grapes Michael Wegman Sonnet funny, anxiety, appreciation, conflict, courage,
Unrivaled EL UU Dramatic Monologue funny, friend, friendship, friendship love,
Limerick Contest Celebrity Wendy Watson Limerick funny,
Limerick Contest Celebrity Wendy Watson Limerick funny,
Premium Member Poem Stealing Curtis Moorman Limerick day, funny,
My Engel Roughneck Tsepo Malaza Ballad funny, black love, blessing, body,
HEAVEN ON EARTH Roughneck Tsepo Malaza Ballad funny, angel, baby, candy, friendship,

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JUST STICK IT TO ME, PLEASE
by Reta Pruitt
Wednesday night, hard at work
We strove to get the paper out;
Our goal to met the deadline
And secure the daily routes.

But then an accident occurred,
A case...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: fun, funny, humor, truth,

Mera koi yahan deewana nhi
by Avishant Saurabh
Mujhe gham hai mera koi yahaan deewana nahi hai,
Yaqeenan dunya ne mujhe yahan pehchana nahi hai.

Kya hai mujhe u paraya dekh zamane ki adaon ko,
Mujhe...

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ABC | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, beauty, change, childhood, cute

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Swearing in your name
by Lewis Raynes
This little poem is filled with swear names, 
Swear names that are really quite lewd,
From Bummy McBumbum to Cocky McCock, 
These names are really quite...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, humorous, political,

Your fancy
by David Willey
I love the thought of tickling your fancy
And dipping my finger in
But I suppose that depends just what you fancy
Has to whether I’m allowed to...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, giggle, rude,

say what
by Allan Terry
They spoke it
so it made it harder to understand
those who were in the knowing
had read-it and practiced it first.
the recognition of both
were spoken
each in the...

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Bio | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, art, books, clothes, dance,

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MARRY ME, JITTERS
by JENNIFER PROXENOS
“MARRY ME” JITTERS
One thought prevails throughout David’s day
He racks his brain as to how he will say,
This important piece of news which repeats in
His mind...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: feelings, funny,

The Haunted House
by Patti Hereth
"The air was crisp but there was
               no moon.
shadows seemed to...

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Ballad | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny,

Izz it her
by Kylie Cullen
That smile
Those cheekbones
She helps with tricky questions
About anatomy
I wonder about her...
That smile
Those cheekbones
She has no idea
How sexy she could...
Or does she?
Cheeky girl
in the lab
I like...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: for her, funny, how

Blank Verse Blind Judge
by Subimal Sinha-Roy

”Contests!  We don’t need no stinking contests” sure
Email queries answered a contest sponsor
The names of the contestants
He knew before assessment
He failed to be a...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, humorous, poems, poets,

Dilly Dilly Bud Lite
by Christopher Flaherty
Dilly. , Dilly 

Indeed 

...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: fun, funny,

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Go and Play
by Julie Grenness
Words burnt in my brain,
Times not to come again,'
Of long lost childhood,
Things motherly-good?
"Go and play!" 
That's all she'd say,
In a big back yard,
Veggie patch too...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: childhood, cute, funny, garden,

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Maureens creation
by Charlie Knowlton



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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, gender,

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Not Fast Enough
by Joseph Soper
ginger streak races
through closing door with great haste
we call him "Tippy"...

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Haiku | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: animal, cat, funny,

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A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR
by JENNIFER PROXENOS
A VISIT TO THE DOCTOR

I had a bad cold,
And my throat was sore,
My husband told,
Me to go to the Doctor,
Before I got flu!
I made an...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny,

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Tribute to Jan
by Charlie Knowlton




                        ...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, poetess, tribute,

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JUST WAITING FOR SOMEONE
by SYLVIA Coulstock
There’s a pile of red bricks in the corner,
The raised flower bed’s half done.
There’s sand and cement for the remainder...
Just waiting for someone.

Another year before...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, garden, satire,

How Floe Nice Tubby In The Throes
by matthew harris
How... Floe N'ice Tubby In The Throes...
(breaking free of writer's block)

Asper this instance,
     when a dearth of ideas 
  ...

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Enclosed Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,

I wish I had the guts
by Wendy Watson
I wish I had the guts to tell the neighbours how I feel
When little Johny's violin begins to scratch and squeal.
I know it's only early...

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Couplet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: anger, endurance, funny, music,

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Reasons Not To Kill Ourselves
by Gerald Dillenbeck
Mother Trees
will subdue deforesting Earth.

International Green Parties
will conjoin Democratic Organisms,
not so much Machines,
to re-invite WinWin ReBorn RePublics
of and for CommonGround bicameral healthy-wealth,
short- through long-term
wellbeing outcomes.

Those...

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Political Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: business, death, education, funny

Cat In Rat Hole
by Subimal Sinha-Roy

In the old house there once lived a fat cat
From half a mile she could smell a wet rat
She was too lazy to run
Spent her...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: cat, funny,



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