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Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 

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Premium Member CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN


Where I come from
It’s dark and quiet
Eleven months of the year
Then one fine day
Everything changes
All of a sudden
It’s bright and snowing
And I come to life
After a long hibernation
I love to see my old friend
Elf sitting on the shelf
Right next to...Read More
Categories: funny, celebration, christmas, december, family, fantasy, perspective, youth,
Form: Free verse



A Friend
I may not always show I care
The time we’ve spent I'll always share
You've been a friend this is true
Oh, how much I will miss you

Call me when you want to talk
Come to me, we will take a walk
We'll laugh and...Read More
Categories: funny, friend, girlfriend, memory,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Disarray
Disarming Disarray

Out there
With her flair for chasing inspiration 
She draws you in her reason
Connecting dots and constellations

Tripping

She takes you by the hand
Her world as messy as her mind
You need a guide

And as you wade through her chaff
Her heaps of half...Read More
Categories: funny love, woman,
Form: Free verse
Disarray
Is my room in such disarray 
That I'm not even seeing straight?
Are those dust bunnies wearing candy wrappers as hats?
Their building an army, I'm under attack!
They start to charge towards me with their toothpick swords
holding shields made of buttons and...Read More
Categories: crazy, funny, natural disasters,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Loss
Loss

How can I express, 
something that can not be written down, 
unless you can grasp lightening, 
harness thunder, shush a whisper…
or ask your self if you should?

Loved ones go to heaven. 
A few of us, will go to hell. 
The...Read More
Categories: funny, chocolate, christian, death, forgiveness, funeral, grief, heaven,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member The Burden is Light
The Burden is Light

I go to your house, 
and make tea.
Talk to me. 

I clean your dishes. 
I mop the floor.
I start dinner. 
I am here. 

My life, 
it has things wrong.
Yet, it is you, 
you that is suffering. 

I...Read More
Categories: funny, christian, dance, forgiveness, friendship, heaven, i love
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Air biscuit
Things were quiet, relaxed and calm, 
Things were rosy and fine,
Nothing was going to turn it around, 
Nothing from out or inside,

And then, from nowhere, her upper lip quaked, 
She hid a small grin out of view,
And her eyes softly...Read More
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member The Tank
The Tank 

On empty, we drove on. 
There was no place to stop anyway. 
We got in the car before dawn, 
the kids in the back seat. 
the dog with them. 
“Good girl, good girl” stayed silent. 
She knew… 

Pocket...Read More
Categories: funny, abortion, abuse, angel, anniversary, anti bullying, death
Form: Narrative
poetry soup
Poetry soup, is a place I find 
Where  people come with verse and rhyme
Some are funny some are sad 
Some might even, make you mad

A place where like minded people meet 
To write, and read, and even greet 
A...Read More
Categories: funny, tribute,
Form: I do not know?
Nobody Cares
Nobody Cares

Somewhere, Anywhere and Everywhere
Everybody's looking for somebody
and nobody cares.
Busybody told Everybody
that Somebody was trying
to get their freak on.
Nobody told Busybody
that Somebody likes to sleep till noon.
But Busybody lied and told Everybody
that Somebody sleeps in the nude.
So, everybody knocked on...Read More
Categories: funny, humor,
Form: Free verse
Just not your year
Just not your year

Life is full of surprises,
as you recognize your fear.
An adrenaline fueled 
fight or flight puts 
your behind in gear.

You’d like to think
That you are brave.
You have no problem
facing fear.
But you have a funny feeling
When it comes to...Read More
Categories: funny,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ugly Face
Ugly Face

The law,
says leave no trace, 

but the eyes. 
a hateful rag, 
that smells;
of unclean things,
of sour food, 
and drink, 
of his taste, 
and his smell, 
when he is…
done.

Cover yourself.
cover everything…
about you.
repulsion, 
resounds in the image, 
of reflection, 
uncivilized.

Cutting parts...Read More
Categories: funny, abortion, abuse, allah, angel, anti bullying, arabic,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member 7 Lies
7 Lies

We are friends.
One.
We are the same.
Two.
My family likes you.
Three.
We can hang out.
Four.

Stop…

Do you even know what a lie is?
Do you have any idea, 
what you are saying?

We are not friends, 
because your father will kill you. 
We are not...Read More
Categories: funny, allah, america, divorce, education, endurance, history, holocaust,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member My Wife
My Wife

She is gone, 
and I thought my life over. 
She would be so mad at me. 
It is not, fair. 

There are things yet to be done. 
I need to go fishing, 
and teach someone…(small)
I need to volunteer to...Read More
Categories: funny, anger, chocolate, death, death of a friend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Angels Touch the Earth
Angels Touch the Earth

The soft color of red, 
turned ever so slowly to pink… carnations.
The grand color of blue, 
the sky, the ocean, 
the color of my new born daughter’s eyes. 
They are just like yours my love. 
A mirror,...Read More
Categories: funny, angel, baby, birth, christian, dad, daughter, father,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member He Left
He Will

Be back soon. 
That is what he said. 

Don’t worry, it is just a phase. 
That is what his family chimed, 
nearly sang. 

He took the good car, 
He took all the money,
from every account. 
He took all of...Read More
Categories: funny, abuse, angel, anti bullying, cancer, children, divorce,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member McBoard Meeting
We’re drowning our diners in sugar, it seems -
our food is obesity packaged as dreams!
We really don’t mind about that, sir,
it’s only some kids getting fat, sir.

We pledged to help forests! Prevent their demise!
Yet the ash of the Amazon taints...Read More
Categories: business, fun, funny, humor, humorous, relationship,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Poets Pen
( A Poets Pen )

A poet loves to write, it comes from inside
A detail in their mind, that shows all their pride
Passion over years, thats told with the ink
That is shared with others, right down to the link

Some share Haiku,...Read More
Categories: funny, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member JAN The Scoop on Poop
You are not going to believe just how much Americans
Love Poop, This is in a city about 5 hours away from 
Where I live. I tried to get the picture but it wouldn’t 
Let me download it. LOL

THIS IS A...Read More
Categories: funny,
Form: Free verse
Street Gossip
STREET GOSSIP

Oh Boy: have you all heard the news today 
Mrs Pringle at No 9 is having a bad hair day

Mr Forbes had a shave and, has cut his chin
Ellie by mistake, threw her cat out in the bin

Her at...Read More
Categories: funny, people,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Keeping Still
Keeping Still

The fire has burned low my love. 
I dare not move to fix it. 
You have fallen asleep against my chest.
I feel you breathing.
I hear air, moving… in and out…
as you slumber.

Your hair is a wave of brown, 
like...Read More
Categories: funny, christmas, happiness, heaven, longing, love, miracle, missing
Form: Free verse
Noses
A nose is called many names
Some of them quite funny
Sometimes they are spotty
And often very runny
If you are unlucky you could have a bulbous nose
I would rather have a slender one, that's choosy I suppose
Roman noses are much larger and...Read More
Categories: funny, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Angel Tree
The Angel Tree

In the mall there is a…
plain green tree, 
with tags…
It has names, without faces.
It has stories, with few words. 

Wishes and fishes that make kids happy, 
Any small thing ready at hand. 
It is hard to fill out...Read More
Categories: funny, caregiving, childhood, christmas, devotion, encouraging, first love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Drawn On Paper
Drawn on Paper

The small house, mostly quiet.
No one up. 
No one to notice anything. 
Things just happened.
Magic.

Lights sparkled…
from no where.
The soft sound,
of angel wings,
busy.
 
The ever so sweet smell,
of chocolate and peppermint, 
commingled with apple spice, 
permeates the very air.

Pine…
That...Read More
Categories: funny, childhood, children, christian, christmas, december, faith, grandchild,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member BEAR CONVENTION


I dreamt
I was a big success
a public speaker
much sought after
I was in such high demand
forever invited
to travel the world

One day I was
up north in Nunavut
that’s not too far
from the North Pole
I stepped up to the podium
I looked out at everyone

I...Read More
Categories: animal, funny, spoken word, travel,
Form: Free verse

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