Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh
Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day.
Heaven's Golden Throne
Have you considered, even once
Heaven’s golden throne?
Not the one that God sits on,
The one you use to go.
I think it must be gilded gold
With seat so pillowy soft
That angels sing when you are done
As Heavenly...Read More
" You're a twit-ta-woo! "
The cheeky owl criticized.
" You are one too-hoo! "
Written 15th October 2021
For the Owl Haiku Contest
Sponsor Robert James Liguori...Read More
children, funny, marriage,
rushed into action
ringing in our ears— Oh dear!
reapplication of clothes
our rearing of kids over?
The Throne in Heaven
8th grade, crazy, funny,
When I pictured Heaven and how the angels sing
Never once did I think of a ding-a-ling
The throne for me was made of gold, a big chair so to speak
And now “Holy Cow”...Read More
Leaf Blowing Sight
anxiety, autumn, funny,
When you live in the midst of trees,
Let me say, there’s a lot of leaves!
Leaf blowing can carry on and on and on,
As they keep on falling on the ground they fall upon
But, it’s...Read More
Trick or Treat
autumn, fun, funny, giggle,
I did something not too hard
Put a scarecrow in my yard.
Now when kiddies trick or treat
They will likely skip our street,
Or try my wife's stewed Swiss chard....Read More
crush, feelings, funny love,
Form: Free verse
He calls me baby
and you would think
he gave me pearls or something
I am so sweet on him
that slice bread is good with his toe jam
Yes I am wearing rose colored glasses
for he sweet to...Read More
Why Are Parents So Mean
child, food, fun, funny,
Why Are Parents So Mean?
Why are parents so mean,
when I won't eat anything green?
No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes,
these will always stay on my plate.
So, here I sit watching the green things...Read More
for her, funny,
the accidental brazilian ~ never nair dare go there again
anger, funny, school, science,
My teacher was not so good as yours seems to be,
His name was Goodwill and he taught us Chemistry.
He always wanted us to answer difficult questions,
And beat you strong if you cannot balance equations.
If you...Read More
IN RUSSIA YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
allegory, allusion, funny, humor,
In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
must live cloistered and booed...Read More
child, funny, nice,
What you've done
funny, art, blue, first love,
Form: Free verse
We met out of circumstances
that would seem insignificant
But you've got that magic
of turning minuses to plus
as you always find a way
to solve for the x in my life.
And even as much as
I can solve maths...Read More
1st grade, funny,
Benjamin Blue lost his leathery shoe.
animal, farm, funny, humor,
My chicken has been flickin'
Her feathers in the hay
The cattle waged a battle
In their field the other day
A turkey feeling perky
Jumped up and ran away
Feeling daft, I laughed and laughed,
That's all I've got to say....Read More
Specific Types of Funny Poems
Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics:
adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers
Definition | What is Funny in Poetry?