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Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 
Heaven's Golden Throne
Have you considered, even once Heaven’s golden throne? Not the one that God sits on, The one you use to go. I think it must be gilded gold With seat so pillowy soft That angels sing when you are done As Heavenly...Read More
Categories: funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Cheeky Owl
" You're a twit-ta-woo! " The cheeky owl criticized. " You are one too-hoo! " Written 15th October 2021 For the Owl Haiku Contest Sponsor Robert James Liguori...Read More
Categories: funny, onomatopoeia,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Interruptus
rushed into action ringing in our ears— Oh dear! reactionary reapplication of clothes our rearing of kids over? 10/15/2021 ...Read More
Categories: children, funny, marriage,
Form: Tanka
The Throne in Heaven
When I pictured Heaven and how the angels sing Never once did I think of a ding-a-ling The throne for me was made of gold, a big chair so to speak And now “Holy Cow”...Read More
Categories: 8th grade, crazy, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Leaf Blowing Sight
When you live in the midst of trees, Let me say, there’s a lot of leaves! Leaf blowing can carry on and on and on, As they keep on falling on the ground they fall upon But, it’s...Read More
Categories: anxiety, autumn, funny,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Trick or Treat
I did something not too hard Put a scarecrow in my yard. Now when kiddies trick or treat They will likely skip our street, Or try my wife's stewed Swiss chard....Read More
Categories: autumn, fun, funny, giggle,
Form: Limerick
TOE JAM
He calls me baby and you would think he gave me pearls or something I am so sweet on him that slice bread is good with his toe jam Yes I am wearing rose colored glasses for he sweet to...Read More
Categories: crush, feelings, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Why Are Parents So Mean
Why Are Parents So Mean? Why are parents so mean, when I won't eat anything green? No broccoli, brussels sprouts, green beans, or green grapes, these will always stay on my plate. So, here I sit watching the green things...Read More
Categories: child, food, fun, funny,
Form: Rhyme
short shorts
the accidental brazilian ~ never nair dare go there again ;),...Read More
Categories: for her, funny,
Form: Monoku
Chemistry Teacher
My teacher was not so good as yours seems to be, His name was Goodwill and he taught us Chemistry. He always wanted us to answer difficult questions, And beat you strong if you cannot balance equations. If you...Read More
Categories: anger, funny, school, science,
Form: Rhyme
IN RUSSIA YOU HAVE TO DRINK ALCOHOLIC DRINKS
In Russia do not drink is infraction if not vodka it causes rejection whoever is abstemious is screwed must live cloistered and booed...Read More
Categories: allegory, allusion, funny, humor,
Form: Chastushka
IN THE MONTH OF MAY
Categories: child, funny, nice,
Form: Rhyme
What you've done
We met out of circumstances that would seem insignificant But you've got that magic of turning minuses to plus as you always find a way to solve for the x in my life. And even as much as I can solve maths...Read More
Categories: funny, art, blue, first love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Smelly
Benjamin Blue lost his leathery shoe. ...Read More
Categories: 1st grade, funny,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Barnyard Follies
My chicken has been flickin' Her feathers in the hay The cattle waged a battle In their field the other day A turkey feeling perky Jumped up and ran away Feeling daft, I laughed and laughed, That's all I've got to say....Read More
Categories: animal, farm, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Specific Types of Funny Poems

Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more.

Definition | What is Funny in Poetry?