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Funny Poems That'll Make Your Day & Make You Laugh

Read popular funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a funny poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly engaging and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems full of wit and wisdom and then write your own by using these as tips for writing funny poetry. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone and make their day. 
Premium Member Everybody Makes Bobies
Everybody makes boobies, Put our big feet in it, Just some clumsy footwork And we find ourselves in a pit. Everybody makes boobies, Everybody makes mistakes, When shooting our life’s film, There is bound to be out-takes. ...Read the rest...
Categories: bird, fun, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Ballad for the Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube-Man
air rockets skyward uppercutting inside plastic neon flesh contorting at inhuman angles what does my body language spell? ankles anchored into the Earth to stay grounded as the wave of time and space crashes a flood of stagnant flux there is a symphony of...Read the rest...
Categories: allegory, anxiety, funny, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Then, the Good Old Days
Then, the Good Old Days Better than what’s now, always This law, all obeys When, in good times past Bygones better, Everlast Nows always surpassed And, back further still Even better then, until The best be all's it’ll But, this trend is woe Each...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, future, humorous, time,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Dadella DeVil
(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations) Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will I think of him, and now I'm laughing still Dadella, Dadella You'll wait...Read the rest...
Categories: dad, funny, memory,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Nails
My brother calls me "Hammer Head" Cause I eat Nails ! My sister calls me "Tacky" Cause I eat Nails ! My friends call me "Spike" Just because I eat Nails ! Everyone says I am a "glutton for punishment" I just...Read the rest...
Categories: addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Frankenpups
The pups are quite the pack, Never know when they will attack! Red eyed demons, Ears laid back, ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny, 12th grade, dog, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Naps
Stretched out, On a daycare cot. Told to take a nap, Didn't want to! ...Read the rest...
Categories: brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
Form: Rhyme
The Power Of Suggestion
Everyone thought we were more than bros, But really we're hopeless hoes....Read the rest...
Categories: friendship, friendship love, funny,
Form: Crystalline
The crispy crusty bread
The crispy crusty bread Was as lonely as it gets As handsome as he was He had no bride to wed The crispy crusty bread He tries all that he can But to woo a bride he can't Except the rickety stickety...Read the rest...
Categories: celebration, destiny, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST “I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn, While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger. “My dear”, I kettered, “listen to my heart speak, and...Read the rest...
Categories: boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Tea for two
Two giraffes decided to see what the English have for their tea. They stuck in their necks, and each of them checks, then ruled it was too bourgeoisie....Read the rest...
Categories: funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Put A Wiggle In Your Bum
My limericks are silly and all bout fun My attempt at putting those nasty blues on the run I don't take this task lightly Honoured and quite rightly To be the one to put a wiggle in your bum ...Read the rest...
Categories: funny,
Form: Limerick
I wonder of what wisdom school
Many a silly fool ever so cool, I wonder comes O from what wisdom school That he wins over all wise as a rule. And if there be a bully anywhere And who were to get...Read the rest...
Categories: funny,
Form: Other
Clucking Hypocrisy
Chickens aim so high. Aha! That's what I thought too, When I hear you cluck....Read the rest...
Categories: funny, humorous, metaphor, onomatopoeia,
Form: Senryu
A Silly Little Limerick
I can't really write a sonnet But if you want a limerick i'm on it And if I had to write without rhymezone My mind would have blown Therefore I have to reliable upon it...Read the rest...
Categories: cute, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Limerick

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Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more.

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