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Funny Poems

Read wonderful funny poetry on the following sub-topics: adults, birthday, christmas, friends, friendship, graduation, kids, life, love, rhyme, school, silly, teachers and more. Read a definition and example (where appropriate).

Note: The forms for these poems were selected by the poet. Often poems are assigned the wrong form. Please confirm the accuracy of the poetic form before referencing the poem.



List of New Poems

PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Sonnet 36 'Ne'er Was There Wife, Nor Love, More Pure Than Thou' Andrew Fairchild Sonnet angel, beauty, funny love,
Simple rhymes Alex Duffy Free verse art, fun, funny, repetition,
Premium Member Poem A Man Called Gilsn Gulp He Likes to Play Golf-- James Edward Lee Sr. Limerick analogy, character, engagement, funny,
Premium Member Poem Extra-Galactic Adventure Okay Caren Krutsinger Rhyme funny, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Premium Member Poem Today, Tom Wright Free verse funny, writing,
Raw Ten Luck Rico Leffanta Limerick animal, funny,
Nobody Will Pay The Kidnapper randy johnson Rhyme funny, humor, political,
When Moms Away The Cat Will Play M. L. Kiser Rhyme animal, cat, funny, humor,
Premium Member Poem Grandad's Moustache Judy Dunbar Rhyme funny, child, childhood, cute, fun,
Merry Time II Rico Leffanta Limerick funny,
Premium Member Poem Caught By Surprise PAT Adams Rhyme funny, grandfather, imagery, introspection,
Premium Member Poem Psycho Jo Nina Parmenter Rhyme fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Saint Patrick The Welsh Version Rico Leffanta Limerick funny,
God Is Cracking Down randy johnson Rhyme funny, god, humor, religion,
NEED YOU NOW kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr Prose Poetry funny love, heartbroken,
Premium Member Poem Thrown in Jail with Mad Marge Caren Krutsinger Lyric funny, poems, poetess, poetry,
Green Cuisine Michelle Faulkner Limerick food, funny, nonsense, science
DEM WA COOPER MARTIN MACHARIA Epyllion assonance, beauty, emotions, funny,
Premium Member Poem I Miss My Girlfriend Noel Flater Free verse boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, marriage,
We Used To Go To The Store Together Andrew Fairchild Prose Poetry appreciation, funny, humorous, loss,
Premium Member Poem Darth Vader busks for a new Death Star Lewis Raynes Quatrain funny, humor, humorous, music,
M'aidez Rico Leffanta Limerick funny,
Where Does My Kitty Cat Go Lycia Harding Light Verse funny, adventure, cat, children, friendship
Premium Member Poem Where is Our Real Teacher Caren Krutsinger Free verse fun, funny, humor, humorous,
If hearts could talk Ryan SMS Limerick funny,
Air Head Rico Leffanta Limerick confidence, funny, leadership,
Plane niall fulham Rhyme funny,
That Walk Kevon Worrell Limerick appreciation, character, funny, lust,
Premium Member Poem --Ode to Grandson CARLIN NATHANIEL AUGUSTUS WILLIAMS-- James Edward Lee Sr. Free verse adventure, analogy, appreciation, funny,
Premium Member Poem The reason my dog ignores me Lewis Raynes Personification animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Premium Member Poem Every Biscuit Has Its Day Tom Wright Free verse funny, humor,
Premium Member Poem A Super Highway in My Front Yard Caren Krutsinger Free verse fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Premium Member Poem A Trip of Firsts and a Trip of Lasts Caren Krutsinger Lyric funny, travel,
Premium Member Poem Butt Squeezer John Crowe Rhyme adventure, america, funny, internet,
Anyone Game- question mark Juliet Ligon Rhyme fun, funny, games, inspirational,
Don't Bother Me Rhona McFerran Rhyme community, funny, how i
Matthew O Harris Ease A FAKE Irishman matthew harris Bio funny, absence, birth, destiny, encouraging,
Plate Lunch Rico Leffanta Limerick funny,
Goose and moose Michael Craig Free verse funny, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Cinderella New michael lee Rhyme funny,
When Batman's Gotta Pee michael lee Rhyme funny,
Deadly Magical Power randy johnson Rhyme dark, death, funny, humor,
Premium Member Poem Total Recall Tom Wright Lyric funny,
Double Judged M. L. Kiser Free verse cute, fun, funny, humor,
A Cat A Rat and Paws That Bat M. L. Kiser Light Verse animal, cat, cute, funny,
Premium Member Poem This Poem Is Awful Nina Parmenter Free verse fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Premium Member Poem Burning Love Whit Deschner Light Verse funny, 12th grade, abuse, desire,
Premium Member Poem Untidled Whit Deschner Light Verse 12th grade, absence, funny,
If I found a bottle Michelle Naves Rhyme fantasy, funny, imagination, magic,
Premium Member Poem Road Rage Tom Wright Lyric funny,

About This Page

Read funny poems that will make you laugh, giggle, or smile. Humor in literature and especially poetry has a long history. Whether it is a hilarious poem that rhymes and makes you laugh or a subtly amusing and witty way of expressing a thought, everyone loves humor. Read and share these funny poems and then write your own. Maybe you will get a laugh out of someone.

Funny Poem Example

The Bunyip

“Who am I,” asked the Bunyip. “What am I doing here?”
“Please tell me,” begged the Bunyip,” for my purpose isn’t clear.”

“No answer!” came the stern reply; “You’ll get no help from me!”
Poor Bunyip, he began to cry, “Doesn’t anyone know me?”

And thus he went a-wandering, searching far and wide
For someone who could put an end to his longing, deep inside.

One day, he found a piece of glass, discarded by a lake.
He gazed into its surface … OH! That was his big mistake!

For in that glass, he met Himself … the image struck him dumb;
No-one could love that ugly mug! (Except perhaps his Mum …)

So, overcome by black despair, the poor old Bunyip sobbed.
The tears poured down his warty cheeks, and ran into his gob.

He cried all night, and then all day, and then all night again.
The rain it poured, the wind it howled as if to voice his pain …

Then suddenly emerged a shape, out of the Primal Soup,
Round and warty … big and black … The Bunyip was cock-a-hoop!

“Who am I?” asked the creature,
(In strangely girlish voice.)

The Bunyip’s pulse began to race …
His lumpy heart rejoiced …

“What am I?” begged the creature.
“Oh! I WISH that I could see!”

“You’re a Bunyip!” cried the Bunyip,
“And you look, … well,

“Just like ME!”

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A bunyip, as our Aussie members will know, is a mythical creature - or is it?
They are said to inhabit small ponds, and are lovable - but not handsome ...

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