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Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

Funny Love Poems. Below are examples of poems about funny love. This list of funny love poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of funny love poetry. This list of works about funny love is an excellent resource for examples on how to write funny love poems.

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List of Funny Love Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Premium Member Poem Scary-Tom Dick and Harry Winged Warrior Rhyme funny love, halloween, humorous,
Friend zone Edward Schmitz Rhyme funny love, crush, devotion, first love,
meet my Wife Arum Dusu I do not know? funny love, beautiful, best friend, cute
CROCODILE AND DENTIST Sakshi Das Epic funny love, adventure, cool, feelings, funny,
Premium Member Poem BEAUTIFUL CHANCE MEETING James Edward Lee Sr. Light Verse funny love, appreciation, desire, destiny, fate,
I Tried To Buy You Flowers George Stanworth Rhyme funny, funny love, giggle,
Intellectual Sex Trevor McLeod Quatrain analogy, funny love, love,
Love Like A Rose Mel Brake Free verse funny love, autumn, black african american,
Unrivaled Docent UU I do not know? funny love, friend, friendship, friendship love,
My Engel Roughneck Tsepo Malaza Ballad funny love, black love, blessing, body,

HEAVEN ON EARTH
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
When i see your face,i spend half
An hour without even noticing that
Am smiling,your sparkling eyes
Reminds me stars at night,your 
Beauty reminds me the beauty of
Kilimanjaro...

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Ballad | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, angel, baby, candy, friendship,

Mera koi yahan deewana nhi
by Avishant Saurabh
Mujhe gham hai mera koi yahaan deewana nahi hai,
Yaqeenan dunya ne mujhe yahan pehchana nahi hai.

Kya hai mujhe u paraya dekh zamane ki adaon ko,
Mujhe...

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ABC | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, beauty, change, childhood, cute

Your fancy
by David Willey
I love the thought of tickling your fancy
And dipping my finger in
But I suppose that depends just what you fancy
Has to whether I’m allowed to...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, giggle, rude,

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Reasons Not To Kill Ourselves
by Gerald Dillenbeck
Mother Trees
will subdue deforesting Earth.

International Green Parties
will conjoin Democratic Organisms,
not so much Machines,
to re-invite WinWin ReBorn RePublics
of and for CommonGround bicameral healthy-wealth,
short- through long-term
wellbeing outcomes.

Those...

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Political Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, business, death, education, funny

TEEN LOVE
by Brian Lusimbo
I loved you
You were such a beauty
I had no clue
This love was not for eternity
'coz I clung on you like glue
Thinking we had a bond
Soon...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: betrayal, funny love, lost

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Common Interests
by Paris-Maree Boreham
The obsessive narcissistic lover of hers
climbed the hill of challenged.
Beating his head against a brick wall
for his pure love was damaged.

Whilst meeting they seemed to...

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Sonnet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, men, silly,

Monotheistic Polyamory
by Jerry Dinzes
She built him a temple for one.
She offered monogamous fun,
“If you’ll but kneel, 
You’ll cop a feel!”
To worship, head first he did run.

But when the...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, blessing, corruption, desire, faith,

A Rattling Rhyme
by Dhon Hrskav
A recent discussion about the obsession 
with Hollywood starling divorces
has got me to wondering if love is still something 
that anyone ever endorses.

When grocery stores...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, break up, divorce, funny

Pussy you know
by David Willey
Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, rude, silly,

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PRODUCED WEDDING FIASCO
by James Edward Lee Sr.
PRODUCED WEDDING  FIASCO


If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon

What would happen 
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, adventure, appreciation, fruit, funny

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Rest In Peace, My Feisty Lover
by Nina Parmenter
Rest in peace, my feisty lover, 

I will miss you and all that -

Just a shame I didn’t miss you,

when I clonked you with this...

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Epigram | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, anger, fun, funny, funny

the Daydream
by Arum Dusu
There you are
In the middle of the sky
In your peach cropped up gown
Swaying to the direction of the evening breeze
Your dark hair laid still on...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love,

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How Long
by Daniel Turner
I've never kissed a pig with my eyes closed
Nor have I ever held a hand of time
However, there was once when I proposed
But that was...

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Sonnet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, funny, love, sad,

Jigsaw
by David Willey
Are you my missing piece
Or are you from a different picture
Have I got you upside down
Or do we fit together
Have I cocked up again
Or placed...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, cute love, for her,

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Guarantee Love Will Never Cease
by Paris-Maree Boreham
" For: Swear It Was The Moon Comedy Stage Play"
  SCENE- Preparing- to 'Court'
  Set Scene- Cell, Main character wearing one thong pacing...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, confidence, fun, funny, funny

Nothing But A Smile
by Donna Ahsinger
If I was there with you,
I'd meet you at the door,
wearing nothing but a smile.

As our bodies embrace,
through the living room you'd chase,
all in good...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, allusion, cute love, desire,

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An Incomplete Love Story
by Curtis Moorman
AN INCOMPLETE LOVE STORY

Once upon a time, long, long ago in a far away land, the land where Xxxxxx lived, there was a girl named...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, sad love,

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to My Wedding
by Haley Fisher
The countdown on the calendar began the moment he proposed,
The wedding planning began the minute I met him,
I desperately wanted this milestone to be remembered...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: emotions, funny love, humor,

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Lucky Eight
by Jeff Kantor


Lucky Eight

But I adore you, don’t go! I plead without hesitation,

Your pulchtritude is way beyond just simply amazing.

This I say and my discomfort is blazing,

As...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love,

LONELY SOUL
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Where is the one  i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name...

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Sonnet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, africa, forgiveness, friend, funny