Funny Love Poems - Examples of all types of funny love poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read
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From Russia with LoveThe Pelican
such a comical clown
A stranger bird
I’ve yet to have found
The longest beak
The largest mouth
Though not too many
Here to be found
St James’ Park London
Where a trio can be seen
A gift from Russia...
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Categories:
bird, character, funny love,
Form: Free verse
BeautifulFive o clock shadow
Around a toothpaste smile
Kinky black hair coils so wild
Cocoa black back scratched scarred
Knobby knees dented from kneeling
Rough rugged hands with dark knuckles
Full moon hips make me see double
Strange green moods dripping from...
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Categories:
funny love, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, black
Form: Free verse
There is no substitute for my lovely wifeThere is no substitute for my lovely wife,
I was convinced of this such many times.
I know, you waiting from me a rich story
But, I'm scared to be frank! I'm very sorry!...
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Categories:
funny love, marriage,
Form: Quatrain
LOOKIN' FOR LOVEThey say for each person there is a soul mate,
But it's hard to find one when left up to fate;
So I went out searchin' to find my true love,
Someone who would suit me like a...
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Categories:
funny love,
Form: Couplet
Beware America's DemocracyWhen the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents
It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right
When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts
Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night
As many as seven Republican Senators got Party censures
For voting to...
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Categories:
funny love, america, betrayal, christian, community,
Form: Epigram
Valentine's Day -- Have it Your Way
Happy Valentine's Day
Have it your way
Like a horse eats his hay
Snarf down these chocolates, OK?...
Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day
And I don't give a hoot what you say
That bouquet of...
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Categories:
chocolate, flower, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Food Of Love - a bit rudeMy mate must have seen the big grin on my face
He said spill it man, is that grin glued in place
I had to confess since the day I got wed
That I’d never had...
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Categories:
food, funny love, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Selfishly Received Present I GaveToday i bought myself a present
A Bell,
A Bell
To wear around my neck
To remind me to ring yours
Like you ring mine
Ring,
Ring
Wink,
Wink
Hubba,
Hubba
If you know what i mean
Bump into you later Tinkerbell
Love Big Ben
...
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Categories:
cute love, funny love,
Form: Free verse
The Family BusinessWritten by Gail R. DeBole
on February 5, 2021
Cupid was tired of being alone.
Of being the one who found others their own
One and true love year-after-year.
He wanted his own love.
A love who was dear.
He looked in...
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Categories:
funny love, cute, cute love, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Hide or Get a Bride
Shemp Howard has a special problem today.
He receives an inheritance from his Uncle Caleb who passed away.
One condition exists that does not seem too funny:
Shemp must prove he's married before he gets the money.
In the...
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Categories:
funny love, marriage, money,
Form: Rhyme
Footprints
Stella by Starlight So Emotional 'Round Midnight, Straight, No Chaser.
Song titles by Miles D)...
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Categories:
appreciation, fate, funny love,
Form: Monoku
Thank You To My PillowI’m glad you have two sides
So I can switch you through the night
I have to feel that cool spot
On my face to feel just right
At first I just start turning you
To make you feel ok
Your...
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Categories:
funny, funny love, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Valentines dayFor Valentine's day.
I don't want no diamond ring's
Or gold chain's.
No rusty thing's.
No live thing's or marshmallow chick's.
I just want a simple chocolate kiss.
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#ladyrosepoetry #valentinesday...
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Categories:
funny love, boyfriend, celebration, february, feelings,
Form: Free verse
riding for loveon our way~to our ranch in town,
galloping horses, sun burnt brown,
a trail of dust greets evening sky,
our hearts are young but love still shy,
on our way to meet girls to date,
shall find me one if...
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Categories:
america, cute, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
I Would FloatWhen we’re dancing around
Can’t keep my feet down
They barely touch the ground
As we move to the sounds
I have such fun with you
My thoughts go askew
Good thing you are level
For I’m walking a bevel
And holding...
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Categories:
dance, fun, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Specific Types of Funny Love Poems
Definition | What is Funny Love in Poetry?