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Funny Love Poems

Funny Love Poems. Read and share great examples of poetry about funny love. This list of poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples for funny love.

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funny, love, whimsical, good humored, cute love

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ROSALIS NEBULUS
Wild Colouring Of Rose
It creeps up on the wall
Intent on colonizing all

The intent being seen by all
Roses blooming love for all
Love like the creepers on all

Spell their intent clearly for all
Wild bushes but still they are
Thorns to the flesh oh.my...Read More
Categories: for her, funny love, humor, humorous,
Form: Dramatic Verse



Jealous
Jealousy is not easily ignored and every human being with emotions has somehow come across it. It is the most toxic trait one can involve in a relationship. It is known as a state suspicious guarding towards a partner, relative...Read More
Categories: fruit, fun, funny love, future, time, truth,
Form: Personification
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you are the flowers
ice cream cake with a side of
fresh air; breathtaking...Read More
Categories: art, care, cute love, funny love, heart,
Form: Haiku
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came up with this on the spot
you're sweeter than a box of Mott's (apple juice)
I'm no Shakespeare, that's for sure
I've never felt this way about anyone else before
(and you're the one for me!)...Read More
Categories: funny, funny love, how i feel, love,
Form: Quatrain
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poetry can be really sappy
and I swear I'm trying...
you make me very happy
but homework has me dying...
(wanna be study buddies?)...Read More
Categories: books, crush, funny love, homework, love, student,
Form: Quatrain



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Love is super weird and cool
Orange citrus in my chocolate
Vacant boxes every year
Except if you're allergic...Read More
Categories: candy, chocolate, cool, crush, funny, funny love,
Form: Acrostic
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You give me more of an adrenaline
rush than Holly fire alarms do;
You make my day brighter
on any rainy day!...Read More
Categories: adventure, art, funny, funny love, love, rain,
Form: I do not know?
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Learning more about you,
On your side through it all,
Violins are romantic, right?
Everything is better with you!...Read More
Categories: art, funny, funny love, how i feel,
Form: Acrostic
honeybee
honeybee
by Michael R. Burch

love was a little treble thing?
prone to sing
and sometimes to sting

Keywords/Tags: Love, Honey, Bee, Honeybee, Honeypot, Honeycomb, Nectar, Clover, Sweet, Sweets, Humor, Humorous, Light Verse, Treble, Song, Songbird, Sing, Singing, Buzz, Buzzing, Abuzz, Hive, Queen, Drone, Worker,...Read More
Categories: bird, funny love, humor, humorous, love, song,
Form: Epigram
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH
VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy ram, try to hug her,
tis Valentines Day in Whattabugga.

Love is in the bush out west,
all...Read More
Categories: crazy, feelings, funny love, hilarious, humor, valentines
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member ATTENTIVE WIFE

hips swivel, i shimmy
over to spouse,
my finger seriously
pointing at him,
sure sparkling eyes.

my pointer aiming
his way, wanting
its way with him.

my darling’s attention,
intentionally on me -

my lips close in
on my lover,
i sing,
“i want you…”

mindfully pointing
at him,
my finger taps
onto my wrist,

“...to tell me...Read More
Categories: funny love,
Form: Free verse
Cheater Peter
Haiku

An old man
Trying to cheat on his wife
Hit with a cane....Read More
Categories: betrayal, desire, funny love, humorous, wife,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member SNOW BLIND-
By the grave I saw blacken snow flakes
Lightning flashed as I witness
Drawn down from blacken purple skies
Burst of brilliants, winter blast snow blind
Upon a midnight electrics static,
you came gently clanging
Deep into that darkness changing, snow blind
To warn me about the...Read More
Categories: analogy, cool, funny love, passion, symbolism, winter,
Form: Free verse
Fart Head
She called me fart head
She really hates the poets
She's never really meant much
But fey; to her to know it

All wise within her own shell
How could she call to smelled it
If only she were not right
and I could say to Stow...Read More
Categories: analogy, appreciation, conflict, crazy, crush, funny love,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Petting Pet Porcupines
Petting Pet Porcupines

Pet porcupines require love
But always pet them with a glove
...Read More
Categories: angst, animal, appreciation, caregiving, education, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Train Of Love
My heart's out on the train track
and the train is on it's way
When I think the whistle's blowing
and the breeze has lied to me

And I go about my business
knowing love is on the way
When the train must run me over
For...Read More
Categories: divorce, funny love, giggle, grief, heartbreak, heartbroken,
Form: Quatrain
Chess Of The Heart
The heart knows to move
when it's time to play
When the move's for another
in a heart who'll slay

That the game's for another
in a love we'll say
When the chess for another
is a heart who'll stay
...Read More
Categories: analogy, angst, cute love, funny love, heart,
Form: Quatrain
A Change Of Heart
Two beings feel like they are divine pairs..
Met each other...so very compatible in every way...
Feeling never expressed...
It was all said by the unheard music from universe...
Their union was more than merging into the absolute...
Such immense pleasure...adrenalin is not known about...Read More
Categories: angst, betrayal, change, feelings, funny love, lost,
Form: Free verse
Opera - Rouge
In my younger youth, this color was sort of appalling for me.  I did not fancy nails with decorations.  I was not raised around it.  Now I prefer to have black nails or some kind of warrior...Read More
Categories: appreciation, funny love,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Is this talking
Is this talking? A fleeting glance,
Another episode of our non-romance,
He's eye candy for older babes,
He'll saunter off one day,
is this talking? He blows a kiss,
Imagine being his old miss of bliss!...Read More
Categories: beauty, boy, candy, cute, fun, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Her Funny Valentine
He wrote her poetry, but it didn't rhyme.
He made reservations, but scheduled the wrong time.
Walking into the restaurant, he forgot to zip up his fly.
When he ordered a sweet tea, he squeezed lemon juice in her eye.
He ordered her the...Read More
Categories: funny love, valentines day,
Form: Narrative
I'm In love Though
He cheated on my 
No he says 
He loves me 
Yes he says 

I miss him 
Yes I do 
I love him 
Yes in deed I do 

I'm scared 
Why? 
I'm afraid to be alone 
I'm afraid to not have...Read More
Categories: funny love, 9th grade, allusion, anger, beautiful, emotions, funny
Form: Free verse
The wingman's sonnet
Can I tell you of this man's view,
His most blessed sight of you,
Enriched by a lively spring's hue,
A fresh love and each day anew,

Would you then not return his love,
When he sustains only with happy thought,
His mind so pulled, cornered...Read More
Categories: desire, funny love, i love you, kiss,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Alexa this
Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?...Read More
Categories: best friend, betrayal, emotions, funny, funny love,
Form: Free verse
The Game Is Finally Over
I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from my eyes
It is not a tear of worry,
Neither is it a tear of anxiety
It is...Read More
Categories: funny love, beauty, cheer up, deep, desire, endurance, friendship,
Form: Narrative