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Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

Funny Love Poems - Examples of all types of funny love poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous poem examples for funny love.

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From Russia with Love
The Pelican such a comical clown A stranger bird I’ve yet to have found The longest beak The largest mouth Though not too many Here to be found St James’ Park London Where a trio can be seen A gift from Russia...Read More
Categories: bird, character, funny love,
Form: Free verse

Five o clock shadow Around a toothpaste smile Kinky black hair coils so wild Cocoa black back scratched scarred Knobby knees dented from kneeling Rough rugged hands with dark knuckles Full moon hips make me see double Strange green moods dripping from...Read More
Categories: funny love, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, black
Form: Free verse
There is no substitute for my lovely wife
There is no substitute for my lovely wife, I was convinced of this such many times. I know, you waiting from me a rich story But, I'm scared to be frank! I'm very sorry!...Read More
Categories: funny love, marriage,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member LOOKIN' FOR LOVE
They say for each person there is a soul mate, But it's hard to find one when left up to fate; So I went out searchin' to find my true love, Someone who would suit me like a...Read More
Categories: funny love,
Form: Couplet
Beware America's Democracy
When the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night As many as seven Republican Senators got Party censures For voting to...Read More
Categories: funny love, america, betrayal, christian, community,
Form: Epigram

Valentine's Day -- Have it Your Way
Happy Valentine's Day Have it your way Like a horse eats his hay Snarf down these chocolates, OK?... Yes, Ma'am. Happy Valentine's Day And I don't give a hoot what you say That bouquet of...Read More
Categories: chocolate, flower, funny love,
Form: Light Verse
Food Of Love - a bit rude
My mate must have seen the big grin on my face He said spill it man, is that grin glued in place I had to confess since the day I got wed That I’d never had...Read More
Categories: food, funny love, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Selfishly Received Present I Gave
Today i bought myself a present A Bell, A Bell To wear around my neck To remind me to ring yours Like you ring mine Ring, Ring Wink, Wink Hubba, Hubba If you know what i mean Bump into you later Tinkerbell Love Big Ben ...Read More
Categories: cute love, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Family Business
Written by Gail R. DeBole on February 5, 2021 Cupid was tired of being alone. Of being the one who found others their own One and true love year-after-year. He wanted his own love. A love who was dear. He looked in...Read More
Categories: funny love, cute, cute love, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Hide or Get a Bride
Shemp Howard has a special problem today. He receives an inheritance from his Uncle Caleb who passed away. One condition exists that does not seem too funny: Shemp must prove he's married before he gets the money. In the...Read More
Categories: funny love, marriage, money,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Footprints
Stella by Starlight So Emotional 'Round Midnight, Straight, No Chaser. Song titles by Miles D)...Read More
Categories: appreciation, fate, funny love,
Form: Monoku
Thank You To My Pillow
I’m glad you have two sides So I can switch you through the night I have to feel that cool spot On my face to feel just right At first I just start turning you To make you feel ok Your...Read More
Categories: funny, funny love, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Valentines day
For Valentine's day. I don't want no diamond ring's Or gold chain's. No rusty thing's. No live thing's or marshmallow chick's. I just want a simple chocolate kiss. ?? ?????????????? #ladyrosepoetry #valentinesday...Read More
Categories: funny love, boyfriend, celebration, february, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member riding for love
on our way~to our ranch in town, galloping horses, sun burnt brown, a trail of dust greets evening sky, our hearts are young but love still shy, on our way to meet girls to date, shall find me one if...Read More
Categories: america, cute, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
I Would Float
When we’re dancing around Can’t keep my feet down They barely touch the ground As we move to the sounds I have such fun with you My thoughts go askew Good thing you are level For I’m walking a bevel And holding...Read More
Categories: dance, fun, funny love,
Form: Rhyme

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