Funny Love Poems

List of New Poems

PM	Poem Title	Poet	Form	Categories
	Deep Love	Yuhi Musinga	ABC	funny love, baby, beautiful, fairy, funny
	Sassafras	Glenda Smith	Rhyme	funny love,
	Poetry Fondue	Operation Orange	Prose	funny love,
	I feel sorry for the Souls who never met you	Chaya Lg	Epitaph	funny love, blessing, family, funny, love,
	Love At First Sate	Maureen McGreavy	Epigram	funny love,
	Better Man	Judy Dunbar	Rhyme	funny love, cute love, fun, funny,
	PAYING THE PRICE OF LOVE	norberto franco cisneros	Free verse	betrayal, funny love, jealousy,
	Trilogy of love	douglas pederson	Free verse	funny love, funny, love,
	Crush	Prince Henry Nibenang	ABC	funny love, 7th grade, africa, blue,
	How To Engage A Man	Cool For Cats	Rhyme	funny love, engagement, fun, funny, funny
	NO FAIRY TALE	Judy Reeves	Free verse	emotions, funny love, humor,
	Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me	Caren Krutsinger	Light Verse	fun, funny, funny love,
	Sonnet 36 'Ne'er Was There Wife, Nor Love, More Pure Than Thou'	Andrew Fairchild	Sonnet	angel, beauty, funny love,
	NEED YOU NOW	kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr	Prose Poetry	funny love, heartbroken,
	Burning Love	Whit Deschner	Light Verse	funny love, 12th grade, abuse, desire,
	Lamenting wings	Ibohal Kshetrimayum	I do not know?	funny love, 12th grade, friend, friendship,
	Life without you	Nhlanhla Vincent Tshabalala	I do not know?	funny love, cry, cute love, funny
	Super Mum	Cheryl Davies	Rhyme	child, children, funny love,
	Is it still true love or true lies	PoeticMonwa Monwa	Rhyme	funny love,
	THE FIRE PLACE SEX AND COLD	kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr	Prose Poetry	desire, funny love,
	Shorty	Dana NARDONE	Rhyme	funny love, funny, love,
	If Prince Charming Comes	Caren Krutsinger	Light Verse	fun, funny love, humor,
	Find	robert morley	Quatrain	funny love, kiss, love,
	Little Honey Bear	robert morley	Free verse	funny love, humorous, love,
	Cinnamon	robert morley	Free verse	funny love, hilarious, humorous,
	Cheap Sexual Me	Patrick Collier	Romanticism	funny love, art, break up, change,
	I am vaporizing in your eyes	Xuefeng Pan	Free verse	funny love, desire, first love, for
	My New Years Resolutions Have Been So Great	Caren Krutsinger	Rhyme	funny love, 10th grade, 11th grade,
	Poet on a Date	Ed Morris	Limerick	funny, funny love, humor,
	The Middle Muddle	VIJAI PANT	Rhyme	funny love, humor, riddle,
	Our Spicy First Date	Ed Morris	Narrative	funny, funny love, humor,
	Blake's Mistake	Ed Morris	Light Verse	funny love,
	Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy	Anthony Slausin	Limerick	funny love, eve, fun, funny, funny
	The Deal with Trucks	Phillip Garcia	Sonnet	america, funny love, humorous,
	Sustainable progress	Amy Zhao	Monoku	childhood, funny love, future,
	Help Wanted	Mark J. Halliday	Lyric	funny love, humorous,
	Welcome to Springtime	Cat Ellington	Romanticism	funny love, appreciation, blessing, emotions, funny
	I WONDER WHY	Roughneck Tsepo Malaza	Free verse	funny love, angel, beautiful, beauty, black
	The Last Breath	Larry Bradfield	Rhyme	funny love,
	BLACK POWDER	Line Gauthier	Limerick	funny love, abuse, addiction, food, funny
	TICKLES IN MY HEAD	Anyabolu Ifeanyi Gentle	Verse	funny love, crush, family, fun, funny
	Threesome	Terry Flood	Limerick	desire, funny love, longing,
	a secret	mohamad safan	Classicism	fun, funny love, love,
	THE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER	Judy Ball	Rhyme	funny love, halloween,
	Be my next ex	Alex Duffy	Free verse	funny, funny love, longing,
	Cauliflower	Maryam Dalhatu	Rhyme	funny love, angel, cute love, emotions,
	The Dove	Ed Morris	Narrative	funny, funny love, love,
	Rainbow Kink	Maureen McGreavy	Rhyme	funny love,
	Bob, the Runaway Groom	Caren Krutsinger	Rhyme	funny love,
	BOO	James Edward Lee Sr.	Acrostic	funny love, desire, endurance, engagement, funny

Funny Love Poem Example

The Bunyip

“Who am I,” asked the Bunyip. “What am I doing here?”
“Please tell me,” begged the Bunyip,” for my purpose isn’t clear.”

“No answer!” came the stern reply; “You’ll get no help from me!”
Poor Bunyip, he began to cry, “Doesn’t anyone know me?”

And thus he went a-wandering, searching far and wide
For someone who could put an end to his longing, deep inside.

One day, he found a piece of glass, discarded by a lake.
He gazed into its surface … OH! That was his big mistake!

For in that glass, he met Himself … the image struck him dumb;
No-one could love that ugly mug! (Except perhaps his Mum …)

So, overcome by black despair, the poor old Bunyip sobbed.
The tears poured down his warty cheeks, and ran into his gob.

He cried all night, and then all day, and then all night again.
The rain it poured, the wind it howled as if to voice his pain …

Then suddenly emerged a shape, out of the Primal Soup,
Round and warty … big and black … The Bunyip was cock-a-hoop!

“Who am I?” asked the creature,
(In strangely girlish voice.)

The Bunyip’s pulse began to race …
His lumpy heart rejoiced …

“What am I?” begged the creature.
“Oh! I WISH that I could see!”

“You’re a Bunyip!” cried the Bunyip,
“And you look, … well,

“Just like ME!”

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A bunyip, as our Aussie members will know, is a mythical creature - or is it?
They are said to inhabit small ponds, and are lovable - but not handsome ...

Poem Copyright © Frances King