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Categories: absence, adventure, age, angst, funny love,
HAROLD and MAUDE
by Renee D. Gross
By 
Renee Denise Gross
(Grasshopper*)

#"HAROLD and MAUDE"

Harold, poor Harold, Death Defying, Life Denying...

and then came...

Another day: dullness, bleakness, weakness

Loathing

Hi Mom!

Remember Me? You Swam right passed me,...

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Categories: funny love, irony, relationship,
My love is like an angel
by Julian Scutts
My love is like an angel. 
Her eyes are bright and blue. 
Her hanging locks are golden, 
but is her heart so too? 
 
When...

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Categories: betrayal, body, father, funny love, kiss, lust,
cock rock schlock ad hoc
by matthew harris
seminal squirt didst sanctify 
   an anonymous boulder 
when mercury dipped below 
   hashtag mark registering colder

than usual temperatures circa 
...

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Categories: age, appreciation, courage, destiny, funny love, giving,
SECRET LOVE
by SILLO ANDERSON
My mind needs to be cleared first 
Of all baggage’s it carries 
In order for me to love naturally, 
Give me that time, to drop...

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Categories: anger, best friend, betrayal, funny love, hip hop,
Empty words
by Mary Jane Randall
Did you hope I wouldn't notice you gave me empty words to drink?
well my tongues tasted more lies 
than you would ever dare to think...

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Categories: funny love, humor, music,
Buddy Holly Arriving at the Gate of Heaven Sings to Allah
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
"Allah, kiss me once more
Fill me with song."
-Donovan

Allah my bugs, Allah my pimples
You don't know what lurks in my dimples
Oh boy, when you kiss me
Oh...

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Categories: funny love,
ALWAYS BE YOU
by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr
 no matter where I go this you should know I say this very slow thing you do I love it too IT AWAYs BE...

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Categories: black african american, crush, funny love, love,
In-flight
by kewayne wadley
I suppose the best part of it all
Was that I fell out of my shoes.
Where most would be embarrassed. 
In a strange twist I felt...

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Categories: funny love,
Elevated
by Derrick Smith
   It is the spirit of you that I enjoy
 the pleasantness of that I look forward to seeing
    ...

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Categories: blue, confidence, confusion, courage, funny love,
time
by Mary Jane Randall
don't look for the flaws
as you go through life 
even when you find them by accident 
it is wise & kind to be somewhat blind...

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Categories: blessing, confusion, cute love, funny love, lost, love,
Tired
by Mary Jane Randall
Day after Day
I worked 
Night after Night 
I worked 
2 maybe 3 jobs
Damn people be like damn she rich 
that aint the case 

Day after...

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Categories: funny love, snow,
Upside Down World
by cheryl hoffman
Frosty started flirting like a clown
a female Frosty to now hang around 
he fell head over heels
folks said whats the deal
how did he end up...

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Categories: allah, america, angel, beauty, funny love,
Fairytale
by Dakota Hershey
Once upon a time, 
they were all set to live happily every after. 

And then the tides came in and flooded their little piece of...

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Categories: funny love, , cute,
ROSCOE
by RALPH TAYLOR
He stands 11inches tall,
his eyes are black as coal!
He wears an enigmatic smile,
and he has no heart or soul!

His given name is "Sawyer",
but, I decided,...

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Categories: adventure, baby, beauty, child, funny love,
Premium MemberZoo
by Chuck Melugin
Baby girl Scarlett....
Take a look at your room
There's a Monkey on a Zebra
With a funny Baboon

You hold the honey Bear
Your number one squeeze 
They all...

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Categories: funny love, gothic, horror,
Bug Eyed Lady by Aspartameloaf
by Jessica Amanda Salmonson
by Aspartameloaf

Bug-eyed lady ugly lady
Strolling slowly towards the sun
Bug-eyed lady cavern's lady
Child of hellhounds, friend to none....

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Categories: funny love, holiday, poetry,
A story
by Nagella Jean-Baptiste
A story that never ends, 
always finds it's place to be re-telling it again
Whether sitting by the fire place
Or sitting by the television
A story always...

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Categories: beautiful, courage, crush, cute funny love, girl, how
I Could Be That
by Johannes Kemp
If you need someone to care
If you need someone to love you
If you need someone to talk to
I could be that

If you need a shoulder...

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Categories: beauty, best friend, blessing, funny love, i love
For You
by Johannes Kemp
I will lie
I wil cheat
I wil repeat
For you

I will crash a car 
I will climb Mount Everest 
I will set the world on fire
For you

I...

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Categories: funny love, love,
Premium MemberLOVE BEING THE FINAL OBJECTIVE
by norberto franco cisneros
Never did like beer she said
But I always wound up going home with beer drinkers
Her final objective was 
To find love 

Love is the final...

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Categories: best friend, boyfriend, break funny love, girlfriend, love,
Loyal
by Mary Jane Randall
Don't look for face 
Nor color of skin 
But look for a heart 
Which is loyal within 
For face turns old
And skin may fade
But a...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love
Premium MemberCome here Friday, I love you
by Lewis Raynes
Oh my god, you’re about to arrive, 
You’re my sexy and hot and unique,
You’re every small reason that I get up each day, 
You’re the...

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Categories: funny love, love, simile,
Premium MemberWarm and Squishy
by Rhoda Tripp
An online romance,
like a roasted marshmallow,
feels warm and squishy.

...

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Categories: emotions, fantasy, for her, funny love, love,
Love and Romance: Perfect Intuition
by Gadley Han Abriol
Your eyes is an invitation.
To a beautiful attraction,
To a mysterious connection,
And to the feeling of passion

At first, it's not an intention
That eyes had their intersection;
But...

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Categories: funny love, future, games,
Revival of the fittest - Time to surrender
by Abhimanyu Kumar S
Darwin's survival of the fittest 
Could speak of the rarest 
Then why not of love? 
Which is talk of the town. 

Behind the bushes, above...

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Categories: funny love, humorous, joy,
A Cheap Thrill
by Edward Schmitz


A Cheap Thrill

She sits there waiting for me to put it in
I take it out and slide it into the hole
I fill her up, pumping...

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Categories: funny love,
Adventures in Love
by Christopher Flaherty
Sex outdoors you ask ?
Not for me love 
They say the Camera adds 10 pound's 
Well when you see 1
Give me a shout
Because this cold
Would...

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Categories: funny love,
Premium MemberSir Walter Raleigh
by James Edward Lee Sr.
      Sir Walter Raleigh :  
 by James Edward Lee Sr.

Sir Walter Raleigh
Smoked cigars  wrapped
in onion-skins
dated ballerina
Virginia Slims


11/22/17...

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Categories: funny love, funny, love
Premium Memberwhat is love
by doug pederson
What is Love?
I made a proposal to marry without hesitation
I made a great decision without reservation
I knew this was going to be a wonderful inspiration
Thinking...

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Categories: funny love,
Death by Pasta
by Christopher Flaherty
If I die before I wake

I left a Pasta Bake

In the Fridge

And if I say so myself

It was to Die 4...

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Categories: funny love, nonsense,
Love letter
by george seal
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    My dear miss Camella, you move with such grace,...

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Categories: funny love, , cute,
Premium MemberLOVE LETTER
by Curtis Moorman
LOVE LETTER

Hello, darling I'd like to say
I want to slither toward you some day
I crawl around blindly seeking to find
A cute little snake girl I...

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Categories: funny love, giggle,
Premium MemberThe judge who loved hadidahs
by Jannie Breedt
The prosecutor looked sternly said
"Again I ask you sir, what did you....
My puzzled face must have looked like guilt
The magistrate leaning forward grave
Mumbled something about...

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Categories: funny love, husband, marriage,
Premium MemberLOVE SHOULD BE SO SIMPLE
by Line Gauthier
I once loved a mathematician but just felt like an acquisition
Always said trust my intuition
So when I had grief with my transmission
Without an ounce of...

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Categories: color, devotion, emotions, funny love, gothic, halloween,
Midnight Romance
by Winsome Miller-Rowe
How bright your eyes of cerulean blue
Look out from your porcelain face my dear
I saw those ivory teeth and I knew
That crimson blood would be...

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