Funny Love Poems

Wild Colouring Of Rose
It creeps up on the wall
Intent on colonizing all

The intent being seen by all
Roses blooming love for all
Love like the creepers on all

Spell their intent clearly for all
Wild bushes but still they are
Thorns to the flesh oh.my...Read More

Jealousy is not easily ignored and every human being with emotions has somehow come across it. It is the most toxic trait one can involve in a relationship. It is known as a state suspicious guarding towards a partner, relative...Read More

you are the flowers
ice cream cake with a side of
fresh air; breathtaking...Read More

came up with this on the spot
you're sweeter than a box of Mott's (apple juice)
I'm no Shakespeare, that's for sure
I've never felt this way about anyone else before
(and you're the one for me!)...Read More

poetry can be really sappy
and I swear I'm trying...
you make me very happy
but homework has me dying...
(wanna be study buddies?)...Read More

Love is super weird and cool
Orange citrus in my chocolate
Vacant boxes every year
Except if you're allergic...Read More

You give me more of an adrenaline
rush than Holly fire alarms do;
You make my day brighter
on any rainy day!...Read More

Learning more about you,
On your side through it all,
Violins are romantic, right?
Everything is better with you!...Read More

honeybee
by Michael R. Burch

love was a little treble thing?
prone to sing
and sometimes to sting

Keywords/Tags: Love, Honey, Bee, Honeybee, Honeypot, Honeycomb, Nectar, Clover, Sweet, Sweets, Humor, Humorous, Light Verse, Treble, Song, Songbird, Sing, Singing, Buzz, Buzzing, Abuzz, Hive, Queen, Drone, Worker,...Read More

VALENTINES DAY IN AUSSIE BUSH

Awakening with a romantic itch,
Then a scratch where I had burst a stitch,
looking at my beaut shagger named sheila,
as a randy ram, try to hug her,
tis Valentines Day in Whattabugga.

Love is in the bush out west,
all...Read More

hips swivel, i shimmy
over to spouse,
my finger seriously
pointing at him,
sure sparkling eyes.

my pointer aiming
his way, wanting
its way with him.

my darling’s attention,
intentionally on me -

my lips close in
on my lover,
i sing,
“i want you…”

mindfully pointing
at him,
my finger taps
onto my wrist,

“...to tell me...Read More

Haiku

An old man
Trying to cheat on his wife
Hit with a cane....Read More

By the grave I saw blacken snow flakes
Lightning flashed as I witness
Drawn down from blacken purple skies
Burst of brilliants, winter blast snow blind
Upon a midnight electrics static,
you came gently clanging
Deep into that darkness changing, snow blind
To warn me about the...Read More

She called me fart head
She really hates the poets
She's never really meant much
But fey; to her to know it

All wise within her own shell
How could she call to smelled it
If only she were not right
and I could say to Stow...Read More

Petting Pet Porcupines

Pet porcupines require love
But always pet them with a glove
...Read More

My heart's out on the train track
and the train is on it's way
When I think the whistle's blowing
and the breeze has lied to me

And I go about my business
knowing love is on the way
When the train must run me over
For...Read More

The heart knows to move
when it's time to play
When the move's for another
in a heart who'll slay

That the game's for another
in a love we'll say
When the chess for another
is a heart who'll stay
...Read More

Two beings feel like they are divine pairs..
Met each other...so very compatible in every way...
Feeling never expressed...
It was all said by the unheard music from universe...
Their union was more than merging into the absolute...
Such immense pleasure...adrenalin is not known about...Read More

In my younger youth, this color was sort of appalling for me.  I did not fancy nails with decorations.  I was not raised around it.  Now I prefer to have black nails or some kind of warrior...Read More

Is this talking? A fleeting glance,
Another episode of our non-romance,
He's eye candy for older babes,
He'll saunter off one day,
is this talking? He blows a kiss,
Imagine being his old miss of bliss!...Read More

He wrote her poetry, but it didn't rhyme.
He made reservations, but scheduled the wrong time.
Walking into the restaurant, he forgot to zip up his fly.
When he ordered a sweet tea, he squeezed lemon juice in her eye.
He ordered her the...Read More

He cheated on my 
No he says 
He loves me 
Yes he says 

I miss him 
Yes I do 
I love him 
Yes in deed I do 

I'm scared 
Why? 
I'm afraid to be alone 
I'm afraid to not have...Read More

Can I tell you of this man's view,
His most blessed sight of you,
Enriched by a lively spring's hue,
A fresh love and each day anew,

Would you then not return his love,
When he sustains only with happy thought,
His mind so pulled, cornered...Read More

Alexa this
Alexa that
why can't you just
leave me alone?...Read More

I can feel my spirit crying 
And I can tell that someone is dying
I can feel my spirit crying 
When a special tear drop from my eyes
It is not a tear of worry,
Neither is it a tear of anxiety
It is...Read More