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Funny Love Poems

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List of New Poems

PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Deep Love Yuhi Musinga ABC funny love, baby, beautiful, fairy, funny
Sassafras Glenda Smith Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem Poetry Fondue Operation Orange Prose funny love,
I feel sorry for the Souls who never met you Chaya Lg Epitaph funny love, blessing, family, funny, love,
Premium Member Poem Love At First Sate Maureen McGreavy Epigram funny love,
Premium Member Poem Better Man Judy Dunbar Rhyme funny love, cute love, fun, funny,
PAYING THE PRICE OF LOVE norberto franco cisneros Free verse betrayal, funny love, jealousy,
Premium Member Poem Trilogy of love douglas pederson Free verse funny love, funny, love,
Crush Prince Henry Nibenang ABC funny love, 7th grade, africa, blue,
Premium Member Poem How To Engage A Man Cool For Cats Rhyme funny love, engagement, fun, funny, funny
NO FAIRY TALE Judy Reeves Free verse emotions, funny love, humor,
Premium Member Poem Wizards Bats Crotch-Sniffers and Me Caren Krutsinger Light Verse fun, funny, funny love,
Sonnet 36 'Ne'er Was There Wife, Nor Love, More Pure Than Thou' Andrew Fairchild Sonnet angel, beauty, funny love,
NEED YOU NOW kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr Prose Poetry funny love, heartbroken,
Premium Member Poem Burning Love Whit Deschner Light Verse funny love, 12th grade, abuse, desire,
Lamenting wings Ibohal Kshetrimayum I do not know? funny love, 12th grade, friend, friendship,
Life without you Nhlanhla Vincent Tshabalala I do not know? funny love, cry, cute love, funny
Super Mum Cheryl Davies Rhyme child, children, funny love,
Is it still true love or true lies PoeticMonwa Monwa Rhyme funny love,
THE FIRE PLACE SEX AND COLD kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr Prose Poetry desire, funny love,
Shorty Dana NARDONE Rhyme funny love, funny, love,
Premium Member Poem If Prince Charming Comes Caren Krutsinger Light Verse fun, funny love, humor,
Find robert morley Quatrain funny love, kiss, love,
Little Honey Bear robert morley Free verse funny love, humorous, love,
Cinnamon robert morley Free verse funny love, hilarious, humorous,
Cheap Sexual Me Patrick Collier Romanticism funny love, art, break up, change,
I am vaporizing in your eyes Xuefeng Pan Free verse funny love, desire, first love, for
Premium Member Poem My New Years Resolutions Have Been So Great Caren Krutsinger Rhyme funny love, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Poet on a Date Ed Morris Limerick funny, funny love, humor,
The Middle Muddle VIJAI PANT Rhyme funny love, humor, riddle,
Our Spicy First Date Ed Morris Narrative funny, funny love, humor,
Blake's Mistake Ed Morris Light Verse funny love,
Premium Member Poem Cinnamon, Lavender and Stormy Anthony Slausin Limerick funny love, eve, fun, funny, funny
Premium Member Poem The Deal with Trucks Phillip Garcia Sonnet america, funny love, humorous,
Sustainable progress Amy Zhao Monoku childhood, funny love, future,
Premium Member Poem Help Wanted Mark J. Halliday Lyric funny love, humorous,
Premium Member Poem Welcome to Springtime Cat Ellington Romanticism funny love, appreciation, blessing, emotions, funny
I WONDER WHY Roughneck Tsepo Malaza Free verse funny love, angel, beautiful, beauty, black
The Last Breath Larry Bradfield Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem BLACK POWDER Line Gauthier Limerick funny love, abuse, addiction, food, funny
TICKLES IN MY HEAD Anyabolu Ifeanyi Gentle Verse funny love, crush, family, fun, funny
Threesome Terry Flood Limerick desire, funny love, longing,
a secret mohamad safan Classicism fun, funny love, love,
Premium Member Poem THE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER Judy Ball Rhyme funny love, halloween,
Be my next ex Alex Duffy Free verse funny, funny love, longing,
Cauliflower Maryam Dalhatu Rhyme funny love, angel, cute love, emotions,
The Dove Ed Morris Narrative funny, funny love, love,
Premium Member Poem Rainbow Kink Maureen McGreavy Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem Bob, the Runaway Groom Caren Krutsinger Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem BOO James Edward Lee Sr. Acrostic funny love, desire, endurance, engagement, funny

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Funny Love Poems. Above are examples of poems about funny love. This list of funny love poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of funny love poetry. This list of works about funny love is an excellent resource for examples on how to write funny love poems.

Funny Love Poem Example

The Bunyip

“Who am I,” asked the Bunyip. “What am I doing here?”
“Please tell me,” begged the Bunyip,” for my purpose isn’t clear.”

“No answer!” came the stern reply; “You’ll get no help from me!”
Poor Bunyip, he began to cry, “Doesn’t anyone know me?”

And thus he went a-wandering, searching far and wide
For someone who could put an end to his longing, deep inside.

One day, he found a piece of glass, discarded by a lake.
He gazed into its surface … OH! That was his big mistake!

For in that glass, he met Himself … the image struck him dumb;
No-one could love that ugly mug! (Except perhaps his Mum …)

So, overcome by black despair, the poor old Bunyip sobbed.
The tears poured down his warty cheeks, and ran into his gob.

He cried all night, and then all day, and then all night again.
The rain it poured, the wind it howled as if to voice his pain …

Then suddenly emerged a shape, out of the Primal Soup,
Round and warty … big and black … The Bunyip was cock-a-hoop!

“Who am I?” asked the creature,
(In strangely girlish voice.)

The Bunyip’s pulse began to race …
His lumpy heart rejoiced …

“What am I?” begged the creature.
“Oh! I WISH that I could see!”

“You’re a Bunyip!” cried the Bunyip,
“And you look, … well,

“Just like ME!”

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A bunyip, as our Aussie members will know, is a mythical creature - or is it?
They are said to inhabit small ponds, and are lovable - but not handsome ...

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