Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

How did you care to love someone like me Whose name is burdensome for you to bear A boy whose reputation suffers glee And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare How did you care to love someone like Wems Who wants to turn you a fornicatress Whose plans have only been to use condoms And treats you like nothing beyond mistress How did you care...

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The soft curves of your smile, echoing mile after mile. Not reminiscent of a grandma, but rather, a banana. Your glowing doughy eyes, look as squishy as thy thighs. You create a fervent need, akin to a vampire, lusting to feed. You send my brain a-boiling, ...

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Hotty to notty— That’s a bad thing, bro. Hotty to naughty— Now that’s a good way to go. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— Their looks go bad. Hotty to naughty— That won’t make you sad. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— You leave that face. Hotty to naughty— You can't leave that place. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— Things get tough. Hotty to naughty— Her...

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I was married, but to me, it wasn’t marriage. It was poverty-induced— a fate sealed by hunger and silence. I was an orphan, taken in by my mother’s brother— the uncle who accepted that I could live with him. But he was abusive, an emotional robber. He broke the seal of my womanhood when I was just into the third of the teenage years. Long story short— he...

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(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice) Verse one: Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind with a BudLight and western shows. He watches them over and over and over till I think my head’ll explode! A ballcap is all that he will wear on his head, except when it rains...

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The way he gazes at the moon, Doesn't quite feel right; every day he has a different tune. I envy his starlight, the perfect fit for a groom The kind that doesn't find a reason to fight With much passion, I was drawn by his spiritual side, Putting on a show with his flamboyant stride...

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Picture of Little Oreo’s arrival I can’t believe you bring so much love and mischief You were carried in by a stork Too much wait for your arrival Now that you’re here Wasn’t told you do parkour I can’t stop loving you You’re so sweet little Oreo ...

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Self Satisfied ...

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AI's Favorite Guy My dear, you’ve found a brand new love Not me, your wife, but bytes above. ChatGPT, Gemini, in your ear, Whispering sweet nothings, oh so clear. You spend your days in digital dreams, While I’m left here with mortal schemes. If AI had a beating heart, I’m sure you’d swap and never part. “Marry me, dear chatbot,” you’d cry, For she’s so...

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I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots. all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots; she likes to jump, spin and leap, sometime, behind me will creep . . . I wake each morn with kitty in my thoughts ! ...

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Someone brought tacos to the basement bar— al pastor, slick with pineapple and something red that warned from the foil. I took one because she handed it to me with both hands and said nothing. We ate standing— elbows touching, our breath fogging the same patch of mirror behind the liquor shelf. My tongue lit up mid-bite. Heat that made my eyes water the way they do when I say too much in a...

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I thought at your fiftieth we would make up, I saved every drop to buy you a new Ford. Your Royce is still sweet, but it needs a backup— Not a Lincoln, a Mustang I could afford. But you threw the keys back at me in fury, You let your friends mock me with horrid laughter. On our disputes, you turned...

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The Djinn put me in a bottle I made him watch me as I did a spin. Only to hide when I will make my escape ...

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Love women for all they do. Do not kick them around like a used pair of shoes. Do not discard them when you are done with them, send them on a path of growth and goodness. Give them love and support and help them grow. Treat women with love and respect, and give them all your love and...

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a widow she lived in village by the river at forty five her looks made men in town quiver, married four times she was looking for another, a cobbler, a doctor or any by stander. David her first husband went out to the big sea, he was washed ashore next day and found near the tree, Ian was next, a bishop...

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