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Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

Funny Love Poems. Below are examples of poems about funny love. This list of funny love poems is composed of the works of modern international poet members of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, famous, and modern examples of funny love poetry. This list of works about funny love is an excellent resource for examples on how to write funny love poems.

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List of Funny Love Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
Premium Member Poem THE WITCH AND THE WOMANIZER Judy Ball Rhyme funny love, halloween,
Be my next ex Alex Duffy Free verse funny, funny love, longing,
Cauliflower Maryam Dalhatu Rhyme funny love, angel, cute love, emotions,
The Dove Ed Morris Narrative funny, funny love, love,
Premium Member Poem Rainbow Kink Maureen McGreavy Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem Bob, the Runaway Groom Caren Krutsinger Rhyme funny love,
Premium Member Poem BOO James Edward Lee Sr. Acrostic funny love, desire, endurance, engagement, funny
I MISS YOU Roughneck Tsepo Malaza Ballade funny love, angel, anniversary, appreciation, funny
Childish Days Ovidiu Bocsa Couplet funny love, cute love, feelings, funny
Premium Member Poem Ballad Of Little Arlene Caren Krutsinger Ballade funny love, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

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Scary-Tom Dick and Harry
by Winged Warrior
There once was a few chaps named Tom, Dick & Harry
Who for Hallows Eve were frightfully scary
For they were trying to undress
A woman you might...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, halloween, humorous,

Friend zone
by Edward Schmitz
I love her but she doesn’t love me back 
It hurts but that's the underlying fact 
Think nothing could be worse than what's above?
Try being...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, crush, devotion, first love,

meet my Wife
by Arum Dusu
Between the aisles of my life
Between the hours of my strife
Hangs the portrait of my wife

Her kind words
Sinking deep down like rain drops
Running underground into...

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I do not know? | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, beautiful, best friend, cute

CROCODILE AND DENTIST
by Sakshi Das
Mr crocodile once had a toothache
 Oh ! because he had eaten lots of chocolates and cakes 
He was in distress 
He wanted a dentist...

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Epic | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, adventure, cool, feelings, funny,

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BEAUTIFUL CHANCE MEETING
by James Edward Lee Sr.
BEAUTIFUL CHANCE MEETING

A dim lit night
While in my site
Such a brawny night, twilight
As I walk through the park
Under the lights
I spy with my eye
A beauty...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, appreciation, desire, destiny, fate,

I Tried To Buy You Flowers
by George Stanworth
I tried to buy you lilies
but I couldn't see it through,
so I ran off to Ann Summers
for a naughty toy or two.

I tried to buy...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny, funny love, giggle,

Intellectual Sex
by Trevor McLeod
I'm rooting for intellectual sex
where we all go to bed with glasses.
And foreplay is just a few little words
from Einstein and one of his classes.

Where...

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Quatrain | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: analogy, funny love, love,

Love Like A Rose
by Mel Brake
Love is like a rose
Like the fibonacci frequency
Perfect geometry in all its curved lines

Love is like a rose
Like the shape of the heart
Filled with satisfaction...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, autumn, black african american,

My Engel
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Evening comes with brightness
That will never end,that brightness
It's you with your light face,your
Glowing eyes,you are the Engel indeed

I love the way you make me happy...

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Ballad | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, black love, blessing, body,

HEAVEN ON EARTH
by Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
When i see your face,i spend half
An hour without even noticing that
Am smiling,your sparkling eyes
Reminds me stars at night,your 
Beauty reminds me the beauty of
Kilimanjaro...

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Ballad | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, angel, baby, candy, friendship,

Mera koi yahan deewana nhi
by Avishant Saurabh
Mujhe gham hai mera koi yahaan deewana nahi hai,
Yaqeenan dunya ne mujhe yahan pehchana nahi hai.

Kya hai mujhe u paraya dekh zamane ki adaon ko,
Mujhe...

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ABC | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, beauty, change, childhood, cute

Your fancy
by David Willey
I love the thought of tickling your fancy
And dipping my finger in
But I suppose that depends just what you fancy
Has to whether I’m allowed to...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, giggle, rude,

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Reasons Not To Kill Ourselves
by Gerald Dillenbeck
Mother Trees
will subdue deforesting Earth.

International Green Parties
will conjoin Democratic Organisms,
not so much Machines,
to re-invite WinWin ReBorn RePublics
of and for CommonGround bicameral healthy-wealth,
short- through long-term
wellbeing outcomes.

Those...

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Political Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, business, death, education, funny

TEEN LOVE
by Brian Lusimbo
I loved you
You were such a beauty
I had no clue
This love was not for eternity
'coz I clung on you like glue
Thinking we had a bond
Soon...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: betrayal, funny love, lost

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Common Interests
by Paris-Maree Boreham
The obsessive narcissistic lover of hers
climbed the hill of challenged.
Beating his head against a brick wall
for his pure love was damaged.

Whilst meeting they seemed to...

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Sonnet | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, men, silly,

Monotheistic Polyamory
by Jerry Dinzes
She built him a temple for one.
She offered monogamous fun,
“If you’ll but kneel, 
You’ll cop a feel!”
To worship, head first he did run.

But when the...

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Limerick | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, blessing, corruption, desire, faith,

A Rattling Rhyme
by Dhon Hrskav
A recent discussion about the obsession 
with Hollywood starling divorces
has got me to wondering if love is still something 
that anyone ever endorses.

When grocery stores...

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Rhyme | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, break up, divorce, funny

Pussy you know
by David Willey
Mine I know, yours I’m liking all the more
Mine likes chasing birds, yours likes a little dicky too
Mine likes playing with bunnies, yours is partial...

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Light Verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, rude, silly,

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PRODUCED WEDDING FIASCO
by James Edward Lee Sr.
PRODUCED WEDDING  FIASCO


If cantaloupe
Could elope
and marry a honey dew melon

What would happen 
If a cabbage out grows the garden
As crabgrass and dandelions rapes the...

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Free verse | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, adventure, appreciation, fruit, funny

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Rest In Peace, My Feisty Lover
by Nina Parmenter
Rest in peace, my feisty lover, 

I will miss you and all that -

Just a shame I didn’t miss you,

when I clonked you with this...

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Epigram | Create an image from this poem. | Categories: funny love, anger, fun, funny, funny