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I Wish this was a JokeI am in love again
I never thought I'd see the day
It was among things I had forgotten
How to feel in eigth grade
The first time that I met him
I was seventeen
And for a reason unannounced
All the...
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Categories:
funny love, 8th grade, best friend,
Form: Rhyme
Unreasonable specieshe dare not correct even if she be wrong,
why does not her man learn forbearance in love,
he should know her by now, they been married long,
they were on holiday near the sandy cove.
an annoying habit...
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Categories:
first love, funny love,
Form: Rispetto
A Fruitful FruitThe smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly skin
As I hold the fruit it embraces me,
How sweet! How...
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Categories:
funny love, appreciation, candy, desire, food,
Form: Personification
Categories:
funny love, funny, love,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Categories:
blessing, friendship, funny love,
Form: Carpe Diem
The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And I’m their prey
I just don't get it.
I get so confused
You...
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Categories:
funny love, confusion, desire, fantasy, funny
Form: Free verse
Gurls Are Different From Boys
I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three
They look so pretty
And very hard to resist
The prettier the girl
The sweeter...
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Categories:
funny love, appreciation, beauty, confusion, desire,
Form: Free verse
The HighwayHe is patient he is kind
Has a red temper
But he is mine
Or is he as my mind
Unwinds sipping thoughts
Dripping whine
Why can’t he be Mr Right
And do as I wish when I decide
OK maybe I...
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Categories:
feelings, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Noisy ParrotI.
Among twenty different brightly colored toys,
The only moving thing
Was the beak of a noisy parrot.
II.
I was of three family members,
Like a family tree
In which there is a noisy parrot.
III.
The noisy parrot screeched relentlessly piercing...
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Categories:
bird, cute, funny love,
Form: List
CupidityThe Lord’s Prayer in sign language is so beautiful
It’s like a fuschia finger ballet in blue ocean air waves
If you do watch this display you are blessed
The way you speak to yourself and God...
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Categories:
funny love, black love, boyfriend, break
Form: Free verse
Categories:
funny love,
Form: Haiku
Second thought heartMaybe I need solitude
Romance requires work to do
Am I up to loving true
Is it enough to love you
Perhaps my muse is my mate
The onyx one who got away
And fills my sun with anticipate
Melted moon...
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Categories:
angst, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
WritingMy suitor calls but I let the phone ring
For after all I am writing
It’s not his fault I have a hobby it seems
I do wonder if he will understand
To me poetry is like pottery...
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Categories:
appreciation, funny love, write,
Form: Rhyme
StreetsLet’s run through the city
Late at night when it’s empty
We can focus on us and
Forget about the morning
Warm up the freezing winds by
Screaming about all of your anxieties.
I’ll shout out...
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Categories:
city, funny love, life,
Form: Free verse
MY YOUNGER SISTERMY YOUNGER SISTER
DEAR LITTLE CUDDILY BUBBLY
ONE PIECE OF HAPPINESS HOW COULD
YOU BE SO ADORABLE
MY LITTLE SISTER THE SHINY HAIR OF
YOURS WITH THOSE PULPY RED CHEEKS MAKES
MY DAY DAILY WHICH KEEPS ME HAPPY
THE BRIGHT...
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Categories:
funny love, 12th grade, angel, baby,
Form: Triversen
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