Throne Groan

Ha ha ha - I am sat on the loo waiting to pass Whilst reading the funnies I need more gas Peoples humour is right up my street Making us giggle is really quite neat We need the humour to take us away From the otherwise saddnesses of the day So here I am on my throne in fits of laughter Some poems are so funny they deserve a Bafa Sod the sonnets that only win by love or grief I need some more funnies to get some release As I drum up some lines of those who died on the loo While over excerting themselves while having a poo Good old Edmund Ironsides got stabbed in the ass From a viking who hid in the lav I thought was grass Who must have been nose blind to put up with the gas Cathrine the great a gonna wow the poor poor lass Another famous name to have died on the throne Whilst contemplating last nights meal with a groan King George II hot chocolate in hand to ease it through It didn't worked mind as he was found dead on the loo King Elvis Presley who did not quite make the grade Was to be found on the bathroom floor he was laid Don Simpson was another to end his life on the throne Strange as can be reading a biography by Oliver Stone At Glastonbury festival politician Christopher Shale Found dead in a porta loo giving one out for the pale So with pen and bog roll I sit and write my last rites Just in case I should die here having my last shite Indiana . . . ; )