The Out-Of-Print Book of Unquoted Proverbs

•Telling your children they are stupid is like looking at your reflection. •Don’t be fooled, stupidity is no accident. It’s achieved at great cost and effort. •Never tell a woman she’s ugly. The last thing she wants to hear is someone’s confirmation. •Eat raw garlic and enjoy an evening free of boring people and insipid talk. •A bride that cannot cook will in time have her husband eating out. Only a fool thinks he can live on love. Buy her a cookbook. The table offers more pleasures than the bed – and more often. •Never insist your wife wear clothes another man’s eyes can see through. •Be honest and open with your wife – unless you fear the loss of your life.