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the benefits of batman and robin

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the benefits of batman and robin

batman and robin
shared a place
in cleethorpes
both on welfare
it was hard at times
a lot of crimes and shit
but no time to fight it
as they had to declare 
any work
paid or unpaid
and had to spend
at least two hours
jobsearching in the library 
on universal jobmatch
and they got sanctioned
for wearing masks and capes
in the jobcentre
and the arseholes there 
would not pay their money
despite protests
from commissioner gordon
who said
that compared to cleethorpes
gotham was better
so who said
that compared to gotham
cleethorpes was better

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Date: 10/9/2017 7:57:00 AM
Oh, that is a sad poem, found and lost love, I can feel the loneliness.
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Date: 10/9/2017 7:53:00 AM
I love this, great metaphor! Made me smile and at the same time agree.
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