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Thanksgiving According To Turkeys

It’s every farm-fed turkey’s yearly dread – an ungobbeble holocaust, it’s said when every steroid injected turkey breast inflates to unnaturally grotesque. And, please, don’t mention Lincoln’s name, to every turkey a man of infamy and shame. For though he emancipated many slaves, for which they applaud and praise, yet he decreed the darkest day for turkeys by sending millions to their yearly gravies.

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Date: 11/4/2023 8:37:00 AM
Perhaps all the turkeys should move to the Uk as we don't celebrate Thanksgiving lol:-) fun poem Maurice, but not for the turkeys i guess. i dont like turkey meat i find it dry so they would be safe with me lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 11/4/2023 9:08:00 AM
I share your dislike of breast meat and prefer the drumsticks. Thank you for the stop by, Jan. / Maurice

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