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Pick Up Line

Her: So tell me about yourself...

 Me: Let's see...

                    I'm straight...
                    I've got a job...
                    I don't live with my mother...
                    And I'm hung like Seabiscuit!


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                    Well, 3 out of 4 ain't bad!

                     

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 5/9/2015 1:59:00 PM
Haha! I lived this winning write.. Great job my friend!
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Date: 5/6/2015 10:05:00 AM
Keith :-) Congratulations with your pick up line entry in Judy K's "Fun pick up line" poetry contest. Sweet *SKAT*
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/6/2015 5:40:00 PM
Thanks so much Skat. Appreciate it.
Date: 5/6/2015 9:40:00 AM
Keith, lololol... I can't belive you went there. I love it. Congratulations with your awesome pickup line win. Always ~LINDA~
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/6/2015 5:35:00 PM
Thanks Linda. Glad you liked it. As far as pick up lines go it does tick all the boxes don't ya think!
Date: 5/5/2015 9:26:00 PM
Thank you for being in my contest
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/5/2015 9:27:00 PM
It was an absolute pleasure. God bless!
Date: 5/5/2015 8:18:00 PM
You don't have a job! This is definitely one of the funniest. I too am hung like a horse, unfortunately it's a sea horse.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/5/2015 8:23:00 PM
Thanks Richard. And this is definitely the funniest comment I have ever received! Take care champion!
Date: 5/5/2015 5:16:00 PM
hahaha, VERY good one. Congrats on the winner list.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/5/2015 6:04:00 PM
Thanks Andrea. Same to you!
Date: 5/5/2015 4:18:00 PM
Congratulations on your win! Blessings dear friend Eve
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/5/2015 6:05:00 PM
Thanks so much Eve. Happy writing!
Date: 5/5/2015 2:56:00 PM
Dropping back with my congrats Keith:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 5/1/2015 2:34:00 AM
I wonder which three you are talking about Keith - good luck in the contest:-) Hugs jan xx
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/1/2015 2:39:00 AM
Jan, I presently don't have a job!