Mr Dick Longly
He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame
The men folk thought him a legend
Considered him unbelievably blessed
The women wanted to get to know him
Put that legend to the test!!
Dick was known by many a name
One “The Three legged man”
“Dick the Donkey “another
Lastly, “Wham Bam thank you Ma’am”
Now Dick he was naturally a happy man
Though he did have one concern
His appendage was so long and dangly
It caused him to tumble and turn
He tried tying it in knots
Though it had its own mind
Didn’t do what it was supposed too
As it would unravel each and every time
Then Dick had a brilliant thought
Which worked perfectly without fail
He tucked his willy underneath
Now he’s known as the “Man with a tail”
Copyright © Deb M | Year Posted 2023
Post Comments
Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.
Please
Login
to post a comment