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Love and Romance -- Yet More Games Intelligence Refuses to Play

or A Dozen Roses for the Lover of Valentine's Day to Shove Up Her Talk of Love Anybody who participates in a game in which even one conscious, feeling being is "THE LOSER!" is either an idiot or an idiot. On average, those who play the Game of "Love" have nearly as high an IQ as those who play the Game of "Life"--or those who eat poo--and love it. Too bad Rose didn't dive in to save Jack. Those who walk away from Omelas stay not to support and fight for "THE LOSER!"--the price of everybody else in Omelas being in "Love." The only sight I hate more than humans in love is humans in "Love!!!"--with hearts and flowers and rainbows and snowflakes and waterfalls. As long as Cinderella gets her prince, who gives a goddamn for her ugly stepsisters. When Harry met Sally, Dick lost her--and Tom lost her before Dick. Romeo and Juliet--What an expense of spirit in a waste of shame! Tony and Maria--How many times must we be forced to watch merely fictional characters willing to die for love. I know!--Let's have an Anti-Valentine's Day! That'll make the problem of being "THE LOSER!" vanish into thinner intelligence! Everybody understands Scarlett went and took your Mr. Kennedy, Sue Ellen--but frankly, my dear, nobody gives a fart. The one consolation for "The LOSER!" is everybody who ever finds "The One True Love" has obviously lowered the bar--with every new one true love. * * * "Roses are red. Violets are blue." Love and Romance "THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!" SCREW! Dedicated with Respect for the countless "LOSERS!" since after all, somebody rational needs to keep count-- everybody else has wax in her ear Seven Lucky Fun Facts for Lovers of "LOSERS!" A variety of colors--from off white to yellow to dark orange to brown to black--can be found in the wax of a virgin's ear. A virgin's button nose produces 1.5 quarts of mucus each day--as does her large maw--not that either matters to a deity. The saliva exchanged in a passionate Hollywood kiss contains approximately 30 percent mucus--Brad Pitt's spit, however, generally contains only 29.9 percent mucus--along with food debris. The average Prince Charming's bowels are about fifteen feet or more in length--a little longer than his white stallion's sexual appendage. The typical Beauty waltzes around the ballroom with nearly five pounds of poop up her booty. The total surface of Snowy White's intestines is half the size of a badminton court--more space than seven dwarves can occupy--but who gives a crap about the seven "LOSERS!" The ordinary length of the human **** canal is approximately 1 1/2 inches--though Tom Cruise's is the size of his Behemoth head--his having been created in the image of his "LOSER!" Verse/Couplet February 8, 2022 "A Valentine's Challenge" Poetry Contest Andrea Dietrich

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