Limericks To Kill The Blues
Once, there lived a creature named Fitcher
He studied hard to become teacher
He used every thread
It's what the rule said
And Yes, after studying, now he stitcher
She asked me to write a pun
That she could handle with Fan
I went to the kitchen
For a fast reflection
Coming back with a frying pan
Once there was a man from Havana
His face was yellow like mangana
He perched on a palm tree
And let his himself swing free
Because he thought he was banana
There was an ugly old lady named Carr
who searched for a place to park her nice car
When she woke up tomorrow
what happened, to her sorrow
She was in garage, in hotel her car
Write this, one hundred times, now ' the teacher yelled '' !
And his scream in all the class was loudly heard
Then he came out of the class !
And there was no voice or fuss
He tested in empty class how words are spelled
Oud For Food
Hungry cricket asked friend ant for food:
"I used to sing, i would work, if i could"
' Scat, yelled the angry ant !!! '
' Food .,? oh my dear i can't '
You're lazy creature, you're good just for Oud !
Zebra In Juventus
There was a Zebra named Blackus
Who never studied in the campus
One day he was fired
' Cause he was admired
He was top striker in Juventus
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