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in the sole interest of possibly preventing a future dumb blond being bred

or a couplet for a dumb blond to couple by "all blonds are not dumb; all dumb blonds are dumb." --Logic 101, not for blonds "d" "u" "m" "b" -- yes, "b" * * * roses are red; violets are blue; please never wed someone like you. * * * a dedication of high disregard for blonds irrational and irrational redheads -- along with dumb brunettes . . . feetnotes to be or not to be read -- a simple enough question -- unless you happen to be a dumb blond -- or a blond rhymester a helios couplet may, 2022 -- somewhere a dumb blond breeding "doc" "Document On Clarity" -- the enemy not of a dumb blond, but instead of a dumb blond's irrational beliefs often ending in a dumb blond's Rationally unethical actions, actions generally aped by his -- or her -- children, whether blond or not P U P "Prevent Unnecessary Pain" to all conscious, feeling beings by first getting sterilized in may -- like every month, the best period for a sterilization G R O G the new and improved "Golden Rule On Goodness" -- a Rational Ethic with the motto "get drunk on it!" as well as on birth control, which, if a dumb blond, you need google . . . the doc is in "see doc!" "see doc run!" "run, doc, run from one dumb blond!" "see dick!" "see dick run!" "run, dick, run from each dumb blond -- above all the one who missed the 'p' 'u' 'n' -- no, no 'b.'" the first axiom of logic states "a dumb blond is a dumb blond," meaning a dumb blond has specific characteristics determining that which, generally speaking, a dumb blond is perfectly capable of doing. to illustrate, a dumb blond is perfectly capable of penning poor poetry, or in a contest like, say, "a lay for a day in may," perfectly capable of appraising poetry poorly. by "a Sensible poet" -- meaning "a poet who detests glory, glory, glory" -- in need of a majority Wise "To Rationally Unite and Stand for Truth" T R U S T

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