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I'm a poet

I'm a poet don't I know it, the puppy's nuts, proper bees knees, copyrighted in triplicate, It's a poem well u'll see. Ain't 50 cents or M n M, Please show me the money, I'm a bloke who just writes poems, oh yeah ain't this poetry. It rhymes on time, no etiquette, the King would call it grime, take him to the tower, writing poetry's a crime. Infallible quintessential, I guess I'm showing off, like this bit, oh no you don't Van Gogh, I'll cut my ear off. Sensitive is my prerogative, its all just flooding out, I'm confidently despondent, a proper poet with world doubts. Although I'm not a champion speller, I've a flair for words with turds, Pick up on my grammar, I'll die a poet you ain't heard. of.

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Date: 11/13/2022 12:59:00 PM
this made me laugh, brilliant! I love it :)
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CARL SMITH
Date: 11/13/2022 2:27:00 PM
thank you i was just messing about lol