I Have Issues
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I HAVE ISSUES
The next door neighbour is on a roll, she is after getting rid of my cats
Now she is forever at her front door shooing them, to make them scat
I have riled her up getting them, and she is now, rallying up her mates
They're all stood at the front, and my cats are now the topic of debate
I’ve only had them for 3 days, and already, I have a grill up at my door
To stop them wandering across, and sitting on her front path no more
She has the local gardeners, inspecting the back gardens for any poop
How long will it be before either one of "em makes their fatal cat swoop
O’ Lord; how she loves it she is enjoying being back on her high horse
No matter which local cat poops it will only be mine, a matter of course
Not forgetting here, the demon ginger cat that’s always happy to poop
As long as I can recall in her back garden, in fact there is a whole troop
But: low and behold, there are only my two cats that are now to blame
Honest; if I didn’t know her from old, that woman, really has no shame
Indiana Shaw . . . : /
"It's all a bit temporay at the moment, the grill is just a pet pen that just
happily fitted into the door jam, now I am looking for a mesh door frame
that sits outside of the door frame, so I can open and close it as I please
because not only are the cats stuck inside, so I am, ha ha ha" . . . ; )
Copyright © Indiana Shaw | Year Posted 2020
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