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How My Cat Got To Vote

@FICTION WITH A MESSAGE@ I dressed up my cat, making her look so very fat. A long, blond, sexy wig and a big furry hat. On a huge pillow in a wheel chair she sat. I knew where they would ask no questions so we both went to vote! that day, where there would be no Faux Pas. I didn't care if I was breaking the law! Come now, I loathe police, law and order! Peeuuw! Grow up, let's mask-up and lockdown all the country,let it fall and open all those borders! I just rolled Kitty in, no questions asked! I had my dead Mom's ID, if a question of ID came to task. Easy as can be ~to cheat on voting in the land of the free. Whoopee! How proud worldwide anarchists are of me! I gave Kitty fresh salmon that very special night. I was so proud of breaking voting rules, I got tight that very night. V is for victory! Or, so I heard it said. "Honesty and integrity are nothing,I thought.... But something so terribly American in me, made be blush, beet red! I lost my soul and integrity, for less liberty.     CELEBRATE A HUMAN          THANKSGIVING THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ZOOMGIVING! Love, Pangie                  11-17-2020

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Date: 11/17/2020 2:47:00 PM
Great write, Pangie! Very creative poem as well as a creative way to gain another vote by having your cat involved - ha! We'll probably never know how many used such a ruse to vote this time around! Bob
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Date: 11/17/2020 3:01:00 PM
Bob, so glad you read this. I bet some did. Although dogs and cats were mail in ballots mostly. Nobody rolled in a deceased one. Don't mind me! Not being disrespectful, but that's another possibility.we will never know at all..each day more ____ brought to light on Newsmax. Now the top APP. Gratefully, Pangie
Date: 11/17/2020 2:43:00 PM
Filled with humor and yet truth! Well done Panagiota!
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Date: 11/17/2020 2:54:00 PM
Heidi, glad you liked this. You are accurate in your summary. Gratefully, Pangie
Date: 11/17/2020 2:42:00 PM
Lol, can just picture the scene, reality is you'd have probably got away with it. Tom
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Date: 11/17/2020 2:52:00 PM
Tom, I think I could! The stories of the ____ people pulled is so vile, I don't know how they can sleep at night. Our governor was just on. Such a goof! I put on Christmas music. Like listening to der Fuhrer is he. I can hear the tanks and the goose steps....gratefully, Pangie

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