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God Has A Crooked Smile

I saw god near a pawnshop today: He had a crack pipe and a crooked smile. When he asked me for a quarter, I gave it to him. And that’s when he told me of his omnipotence. What a neat guy.

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Date: 3/23/2025 6:08:00 AM
The George Burns version. Sooooo far from the reality
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Alijah Rivers
Date: 3/25/2025 6:23:00 AM
I'm really sorry but I don't know who you are referring to.

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