Flackmoth On Cereals and Eggs

When Flackmoth shops for cereal his mind siezes and goes ballistic. All that eye-bewildering packaging he finds ridiculous and distracting. Are cereal manufacturers sadistic? Why not offer only the best and healthiest and tastiest? And why do so many cereal labels contain so few ingredients natural but health harmful chemicals and jaw-breakingly unpronounceables? These days you won’t find any cereal on Flackmoth’s breakfast table. He’s made a switch to healthy eggs, and no longer walks aisles up and down saving wear and tear on shoes and legs for two choices of eggs, white or brown.