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DRESSING FOR THE SALAD LADY

I’m Cajun scallion, and spicy blue cheese. I’m avocado lime, and Greek yogurt ranch. I’m sesame ginger, and balsamic vinaigrette. She hasn’t had the best of me yet. I’m roasted red pepper, and hazel nut herb. I’m light vegan Caesar, and creamy Italian. I’m bistro bacon bit, and shallot white wine. Wait’ll she tastes this hot French of mine. I’m red curry chutney, and maple black walnut. I’m honey Dijon, and mango green goddess. I’m miso Thai, Russian, and poppy seed lite. Gonna drizzle on her tender greens tonight. I’m dressing for the salad lady. Gonna cover her right. I’m dressing for the salad lady. Open wide and take a bite.

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Date: 1/26/2022 1:55:00 PM
I thought this poem was so funny, witty, and original. I had fun reading it. Well done!
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 1/26/2022 2:24:00 PM
Thank you.
Date: 12/20/2021 10:57:00 PM
Pretty good rhyming here, good job
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Date: 12/18/2021 11:08:00 PM
Michael, this is so clever (and tasty), and I like the rhythm. Well-crafted.
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Date: 12/18/2021 11:31:00 AM
Menus sure are poetic.tasty poem. Enjoy mine.please comment.
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Date: 12/17/2021 5:51:00 PM
A delicious and very cleverly written piece!
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Date: 12/17/2021 3:37:00 PM
You have me drooling just reading your clever and delicious poem.. Well dome Michael and thanks for the salad ideas. Cal Bambi
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Date: 12/17/2021 1:54:00 PM
My hunger's, been whetted by your gourmet salad! Just toss in more drama and make it a ballad!
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Date: 12/17/2021 8:45:00 AM
This poem is brilliant! It had me captivated straight away. congratulations on a great poem. :-)
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 12/17/2021 9:34:00 AM
Thank you.
Date: 9/21/2021 1:11:00 PM
This is very clever and so funny! I'm adding to my faves, love it! :-D :-D :-D
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 9/21/2021 1:50:00 PM
thank you!
Date: 9/21/2021 9:38:00 AM
Hmmm...think I know what I'll have for lunch now. Thanks, Michael.
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 9/21/2021 1:50:00 PM
Don't forget the croutons!
Date: 9/21/2021 5:47:00 AM
Michael, this is a fantastic write! Loved every bite! You make a salad enticing! Hot and delicious as well! Would love to see this as POTD. You deserve it! Fave!
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Michael Kalavik
Date: 9/21/2021 6:24:00 AM
Thank you!