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I once had a boyfriend called Ronny Who lit his own fart wasn’t funny Flames flew in the air Burning bum hair So Ronny ran home to his mummy

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Date: 11/30/2021 10:34:00 AM
So we see it did not change his Tune . . . .
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 10:47:00 AM
Haha!
Date: 11/30/2021 9:20:00 AM
oh, so your limerick is bases on fact. so sorry.
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 9:24:00 AM
Hahahahaha yes, crazy first boyfriend, 16 and silly x He was fine though Jenna no damage just singed hairs....nutter!
Date: 11/30/2021 6:47:00 AM
That’s funny Angie! The old blue flame!! Debx
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 6:57:00 AM
Thanks Deb! Haha xxx
Date: 11/30/2021 4:44:00 AM
I love a good farty poem, this is a gas lol, hugs jan xx
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Angela Tune
Date: 11/30/2021 6:56:00 AM
Couldn’t make it up could you, I stayed with him for a further 3 years too....hahahahaha