Crimbo Is Coming
CRIMBO IS COMING
Crimbo is coming; soon, it will be the mad dash
Out with the credit cards, or plain old hard cash
Looking for the smelly’s, for that nice pong bath
Those funny Crimbo cards, for a good old laugh
Aftershave for the lads and, perfume for the gals
The extra pressies for the; we’re coming too pals
More socks, a scarf, and cap for good old gramps
Despite he has got hundreds, he still says thanks
Lavender water for nanna, who in old age, hums
And Imodium, settle her, when she has the runs
Mince pies, turkey and, those so dreaded sprouts
Earplugs: for when you’re sick of the kids' shouts
Then it’s the mad dash home, ready for xmas eve
I am cooking in the kitchen, like, you’d not believe
Stuffing the turkey, until it can’t be stuffed, more
The folks keep out, they know the mayhem score
Hubby is wrapping pressies, while watching the TV
While I’m still up to my eyes and totally lost at sea
3 am arrives and at last we head for bed, full of Z’s
Oblivious to kids, who are creeping down the stairs
Waking to sounds of the kids screams, and shouts
I’m off back into the kitchen to cook darn, sprouts
Pressies are all over the place and wrappings galore
There is such one ‘ell of a mess, on the lounge floor
Ready to tuck in, after, we have all said, our graces
But: it all was worth it, as I see all their happy faces
Pud is served, as we all settle for the Queen's speech
Telling us about her family and, how life is all a peach
I get to put my feet up, forget all the pots and pans
It is wine for me and the lads get stuck into the cans
Hubby is in the kitchen, cleaning up all of that mess
While I am left, chatting to the; who are you, guest
Yus’
Crimbo is coming; as we all, make the last mad dash
We got it all: but O' boy, I'm so now out of the cash
Indiana Shaw . . .
Copyright © Indiana Shaw | Year Posted 2018
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