Bakery Rules
Bakers, wear hair nets please, no double dips spoons,
wash your hands, be clean, not sloppy buffoons,
cover each and every sneeze,
give bratty kids a cookie, whether or not they
say, "please,"
don't dump gobs of frosting on a spoiled bridezilla's head,
or the wrath of the bridezilla's battle-axe mother, we will
surely dread !
*Back in the day I was a cake artist for twenty years.
A lot of the job was rewarding, but we had our share
of, "problem customers". I also have a strange sense
of humor, lol!!!!
Copyright © Regina Elliott | Year Posted 2021
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