Bakery Rules

Bakers, wear hair nets please, no double dips spoons, wash your hands, be clean, not sloppy buffoons, cover each and every sneeze, give bratty kids a cookie, whether or not they say, "please," don't dump gobs of frosting on a spoiled bridezilla's head, or the wrath of the bridezilla's battle-axe mother, we will surely dread ! *Back in the day I was a cake artist for twenty years. A lot of the job was rewarding, but we had our share of, "problem customers". I also have a strange sense of humor, lol!!!!