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A Parody On the Swan By Ogden Nash

The swan can poop while sitting down on water or on its feet on solid ground. For this Ogden Nash awarded it a crown. Yet humans on occasion have been known to rush to duplicate the feat and for expedience not a prize, rather a desperate need to find a seat in a restroom stall no one occupies.

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Date: 4/25/2023 1:38:00 PM
I think we've all been there. LOL Love your sense of humor, Maurice. I hope you and yours are well:)
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 4/25/2023 5:57:00 PM
Thank you for the compliment, Dan. Nash has been a constant influence on my humor. Take care, sir. / Maurice

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