Ulta Poems - Poems about Ulta

...Saint Tropez is a summer town. Smaller than it ought to be, really. Like when you realize the French quarter, in New Orleans, is just three blocks wide and long. In the fall, there’s a feeling ......Read the rest...

...My Astrologer, ‘Sex and Love’ horoscope, for Halloween, is grim and on-trend for me. (Libra) “Get ready to take some chill-time - give yourself the space to recover. People pleasing is out, boundari......Read the rest...

...junkavore Sophy’s mom sent her a giant case of “Fun dip” - a thousand packets of sour, fruit-flavored sugar. Is there anything more junkavore a parent can buy a child - well, ok, an 18 year old? ......Read the rest...

...Don’t try to reason with them or you will be called ULTA MAGA! Never try facts or logic to dissuade them or you will be labeled ULTRA MAGA!! Forget discussing social issues with them, for yo......Read the rest...

...Don’t try to reason with them or you will be called ULTA MAGA! Never try facts or logic to dissuade them or you will be labeled ULTRA MAGA!! Forget discussing social issues with them, for yo......Read the rest...