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Premium Member I was at McDonald's when I heard of your demise
When I first heard of your demise, I was at McDonald's eating a cheeseburger and fries. And when the newscaster said you’d died when an elephant crapped on your head, it didn't come as a big surprise. ...

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Categories: shit, death, food, humorous, rude,
Form: Light Verse
Every One Is Facing
Who can I blame when everyone is facing ! It will take time But it will always get better When all we need is to be understood Why do we expect an explanation What we ruin is this moment Where this journey is destined isn't a matter When one journey is all we have Who can I blame when everyone is facing ! It's...

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Categories: shit, abuse, addiction, age, angel,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My Ty Lesson
One day I got up off the john, And to my desk to work upon. An hours passed. I looked around. To my amazing eyes I found: My paper took a shade of brown, All up the page and even down. My muddy desk, my muddy pen. My muddy walls, around my den. Furthermore, my hand it reeks, For sure to come between...

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Categories: shit, betrayal, emotions, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Mosquito On the Nautical Chart
An experienced ship's commander uses AIs similar transponder knows what the map blur is don't sink ship for quiz not blur of mosquito...

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Categories: shit, allusion, metaphor,
Form: Limerick
Theater of Utter Charm Part 23
sometimes you have to look after your sanity and try to understand the laws of sequence where before and after absolutely must preexist perhaps consciousness cannot access its source but we're not automata and we've come a long way through lunacy and habit and clutching to the point where we have a fighting chance we try to figure out what goes on behind...

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Categories: shit, how i feel,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Happy As ****
Never took pills till my 80s, making up for it now One for this, one for that, one for something don't know Will I live longer without em Most likely but fewer RPMs High on drugs but happy as **** right down to my toes...

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Categories: shit, health,
Form: Limerick
**** Hole
**** hole I heard him say we are from a **** hole countries i wonder if that is the best we could be called that sound like the voice of a vampire if not we can't hear him say humans like him are from **** hole is funny but is a pity how come suddenly the world realise we are from...

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Categories: shit, care, freedom, humanity, humor,
Form: Epic
Ain'T **** Man
It has become customary for me to have someone laying in my bed ; to keep me warm when my covers can't I guess its on set delusions in my head That tricks me into believing this is what I need ,even if its from an ain't **** man,knowing what I know Why do I allow him into...

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Categories: shit, black african american, lost,
Form: Free verse
Ain'T That Some ****
6/27/17 No longer dreaming Just proceeding Without cheating I am achieving More than I ever was believing Every single evening Now my impressions are leaving Even more meaning To other human beings While I am still breathing It's time to make this year better Despite all the weird weather My dome vexed I felt my bones flex Across stone steps After being shown less Before pushing past the home stretch With all chromosomes...

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Categories: shit, dark, how i feel,
Form: Rhyme
Hate ****
Don’t even try and stop me! You hear me man? You got me? I’ve had enough of this see I cannot let this **** be. What’s with all this hate ****? Only loving will replace it When we’re sick of all the fake **** Then we cling onto this fate **** All I need I have within When my conscience is pulled thin And I...

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Categories: shit, society,
Form: Rhyme
Same **** Different Day
You haven't achieved all you dreamed you wanted to Your stuck in a rut wondering what to do When it gets harder to figure it out Or you don't have any choices about If you have recently thought what i'm doing just aint me Stop for a moment consider this Do you want it or is...

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Categories: shit, appreciation, change, cheer up,
Form: Rhyme
Getting Tired of This ****
It's been over twenty-four years I have spent with you, now you want to find someone else you can screw. I think watching all of that **** has gone straight to your head, I never wanted to get the internet would have rather been dead. You made a promise to me and broke it time and time again, I haven't trusted you for years thought we...

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Categories: shit, abuse, april,
Form: Rhyme
Expert ****
I can tell the difference between horse **** and cow ****, I can tell the difference between sheep **** and dog ****, turn out I'm an expert on all kinds of ****. Elizabeth alexander 25/1/2016....

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Categories: shit, beach, funny, humorous,
Form: Bio
I Let Dove **** Upon People
The same man the same mouth On the same and identical situation When produces different words For different men of different places Some peaceful men fly off a white dove In a hope to have in life lasting peace I do the same but let it **** upon them....

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Categories: shit, fire,
Form: Free verse
Let **** Go
Sharp Piercing Burning pits beyond my soul Your eyes tortured by the view they hold Scorned rose unlearned boundary preventing harm against my soul without understanding Immaturity happy not to grow Internally out of place Wanting Not knowing How Let go….. Let go..? Fuk no! The angry one Buried lost alone Fear Tightens her deadly grip on my soul Memory accumulation compares to Anchor steel is it possible...

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Categories: shit, black african american, deep,
Form: Free verse

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