Make Whoopie Poems - Poems about Make Whoopie

...The sun had just risen over town, it was a beautiful morning And outside Baker's new Bakery, a long queue was forming The aroma of fresh baking was lingering in the morning air Words alone can......Read the rest...

...Sheriff Koplin has ridden East to gather a few other folks who decided to leave the city and head West, hoping to settle in Milton Creek. I'm sure whoever they are will be good people and will be mad......Read the rest...

...The sun was rising over Milton Creek, heralding the start of a new day Two new residents were due in town, on the noon train from Santa Fe William (Bill) and Sara Baker, both renowned as skille......Read the rest...

... Whoopie stayed there counting all the white people leaving while flatulantly writing a letter to the Israeli people, denying their right to exist and denying the holocaust happenings and car......Read the rest...

... RufePal kept muttering "jv" team as it looked around the room, hoping to find someone underage to mentor to. Michael blurted, "you and your precious America! You are so gullible ......Read the rest...

... Gus shook his head and began pairing everyone up in teams... Then, WailersWitch walked in. Followed closely by EllenDegenerate who was sniffing behind WailersWitch and snaking the......Read the rest...

...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......Read the rest...

...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......Read the rest...

...*** Notice to the residents of Milton Creek *** Tom serves as mayor. never complaining, so he gets what he requests No blood in his steak, apple pie with sweet cream. Aces cooks that meal to pe......Read the rest...

...On the first day of Christmas my hubby gave to me A large whoopie pie On the Second day of Christmas my hubby gave to me Two fishing po......Read the rest...

...I walked across the road Defiantly strode Arrived somewhere else To be alone with myself It's strange that's how I like to be When I'm definitively not a fan of me But I went inside Advised I ......Read the rest...

...My ebbing physical prowess and strength noticeably decreases in one direction. I take lock, stock and barrel to revisit good ole days of yore quite conscious undeclared state of war prevail......Read the rest...

...Ah... tis nothing greater than... malfunctioning heater on that brisk winter day recorded here as proof positive regarding following reasonable rhyme. While scrolling thru poems crafted y......Read the rest...

...True matchup in the tennis stands. Meant to be humorous. SEX ADVICE Making whoopie at the tennis match. Dr. Ruth and Bill Clinton, tète a tète. She tenderly touches his face. He blu......Read the rest...

...At long last... Beatle browed Beastie Boys attained Nirvana routing hellish existential crisis courtesy Earth, Wind And Fire rendered null and void celibate Journey knight in shining armor for......Read the rest...