Make Whoopie Poems - Poems about Make Whoopie

...Ludens of Earth. Sadly, not impressive. Whoopie cushion. Dunce hat, class clowns, and thieves. Breakfast club candidates. Barbecue with the fam in London. American Dad at a sweet sixteen party.......

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...Sheriff Koplin was woken up by a loud trumpeting sound Grabbed his Winchester and prepared to stand his ground A huge elephant was walking by it took him by surprise He'd never seen one in his......

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... What has astounded us most this road trip…what amazes us more and more Is how every day we’ve been surprised by something we’ve never seen before. It could come from any place…any what, when, w......

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... Today we observed the sunrise in New England and once again we were agog as we watched that bright orange dot finds it’s pathway through the fog. Next, we walked the Shore Path in Bar Harbor wh......

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... We needed one more day in Bangor for three simple reasons why… to see Stephen King’s House, take a photo with Paul Bunyan and to eat the first of many a Whoopie Pie. At Stephen King’s house o......

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...A storm had rolled in off the Sierra Nevada and hit Milton Creek Townsfolk were dashing all about town for shelter they did seek Freak storms like this were a rarity and puddles were everywhere......

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...When asked to write Limericks about ladies I said, "Oh, no. There's no way in Hades!" Too many are my friends I'd have to make amends Not even for a brand new Mercedes Then, I gave the matter ......

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...The sun had just risen over town, it was a beautiful morning And outside Baker's new Bakery, a long queue was forming The aroma of fresh baking was lingering in the morning air Words alone can......

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...Sheriff Koplin has ridden East to gather a few other folks who decided to leave the city and head West, hoping to settle in Milton Creek. I'm sure whoever they are will be good people and will be mad......

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...The sun was rising over Milton Creek, heralding the start of a new day Two new residents were due in town, on the noon train from Santa Fe William (Bill) and Sara Baker, both renowned as skille......

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... Whoopie stayed there counting all the white people leaving while flatulantly writing a letter to the Israeli people, denying their right to exist and denying the holocaust happenings and car......

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... RufePal kept muttering "jv" team as it looked around the room, hoping to find someone underage to mentor to. Michael blurted, "you and your precious America! You are so gullible ......

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... Gus shook his head and began pairing everyone up in teams... Then, WailersWitch walked in. Followed closely by EllenDegenerate who was sniffing behind WailersWitch and snaking the......

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...Wonderment at existence – mine a sixty four year old married bloke born January 13th, mcmlix under Capricorn sign in general, and January 13th in particular who dons online personage with cus......

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...An anticlimactic sexual event... with Barb Black née Beebee to help set the ghost of little Willy Brandt free (a non German, but germane fellow courtesy Craigslist classified personals of m......

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