Groundhog Day - Thursday, February 2nd 2023
...The date of the celebration
(the second day of February) coincides
with medieval feast of Candlemas,
and its pre-Christian predecessor,
Imbolc, a day also rich in folklore.
An old Scottish pro...
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Categories:
inapropos, 12th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through...
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Categories:
inapropos, adventure, august, fate, funny
Form: Free verse
Poem Revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 At 1500 Hours
...Poem revised Memorial Day May 30th, 2022 at 1500 hours
Flagrante delict adulterous sordid behavior
automatically linkedin with Lothario;
an unscrupulous seducer of women,
based upon a charact...
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Categories:
inapropos, absence, abuse, adventure, anger,
Form: Rhyme
Wednesday September 2021 At 320 Pm
...Wednesday, September 2021 at 3:20 PM...
eastern standard time Autumn Equinox arrives
That seasonal occasion twill arise
when darkness and light doth bring
equilibrium between night and day
rak...
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Categories:
inapropos, appreciation, autumn, celebration, destiny,
Form: Rhyme
Hanging Pictures Today February 5th 2021 With the Missus
...Hanging pictures today February 5th, 2021 with the missus...
(in an attempt to cover up (overlay) fruit fly waste byproduct)
At four feet eleven (fifty nine inches),
the spouse longitudinally ch...
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Categories:
inapropos, adventure, appreciation, care, february,
Form: Rhyme
Groundhog Day 2021 Tuesday February 2nd
...Groundhog day 2021 - Tuesday, February 2nd
Coincides with astronomy's cross-quarter day,
marking the midpoint between
winter solstice and spring equinox,
which will occur at 5:37 AM on
in Nort...
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Categories:
inapropos, america, fate, february, hero,
Form: Free verse
Invocation of Pinkies In Air When Supping Or Drinking
...I adopt dainty etiquette
when quenching thirst or dining
to buzzfeed growling beast
inside me tummy.
The missus requests obedience
raising both my little fingers in the air
upon taking bevera...
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Categories:
inapropos, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Overt and Wanton Police Abuse Analogous To Societal Sepsis Leak 1
...Martial law inapropos to stave, staunch,
and stem police brutality,
nevertheless commander in chief
will violently barrel ahead
particularly when blatant iniquities
flagrantly heaped upon
innoc...
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Categories:
inapropos, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Political Verse
Cupid Sets Hearts On Fire
...Every February fourteenth,
(reference Gregorian Calendar see
High Middle Ages his Saints' Day)
which combs thee
day after morrow aye decree
Tweedledum and Tweedledee
mine near one and same
m...
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Categories:
inapropos, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Personification
Onerous Anus Complex Number One
...Pain in the ass devoid of dreck
inapropos poetic material what the heck
more unbearable than crick in neck
shiver me timbers, I feel like total wreck
the (see) Edmund Fitzgerald, si?.
Spasmodi...
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Categories:
inapropos, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Imagism
Percipient Papa Guru Courtesy Deux Darling Goo Goo Dolls
...Impossible mission for yours truly,
sans this dada to validate
those two most significant mentors,
no paternal biased trait,
(who I helped beget) enroute to great
adventures toward enormously
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Categories:
inapropos, education, environment, father daughter,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme