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Ichthyosaurus Poems - Poems about Ichthyosaurus


I Believe

...He doesn't believe in the Loch Ness Monster 
This revelation occurs six orgasms into my visit and totally kills the mood 
I say "But at least you can acknowledge that we don't know like for sure"
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Categories: ichthyosaurus, funny, funny love,
Form: Free verse

Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine ...
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Categories: ichthyosaurus, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Free verse



Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber Part 2

...Gamesomeness goads gawky, gingerly,
goofily graceful, grandiloquent gent, gallant,
genteel, geico, guppy gecko, gabbling gaffes,
gagging, gamboling, gestating, gesticulating,
garlic, gnashing, go...
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Categories: ichthyosaurus, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration

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