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Hamfisted Poems - Poems about Hamfisted


She Wore Pineapple Rings For Glasses

...She wore pineapple rings for glasses
and walked like jelly dances
I didn't rate her chances
She used to wee standing up
she cooked lemon a'la duck
won the lottery, grumbled what bad luck
like a surgi...
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Categories: hamfisted, fantasy, food, funny, crazy,
Form: Monorhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry