Boner Poems - Poems about Boner

***** beach

...They sit on the beach acting the loner
She slowly walks by wearing nothing but toner
With a flick of the hair
And a jolly good pair
She leaves ‘em, heads in the sand, hiding a *****
...

Victorious flirtatious foreplay

...Victorious flirtatious foreplay

I awoke early - now my body will sleep,
though thoughts rise like the Azores
of snuggling next to such an adorable atomic
bombshell of a beauty - boars
into my ...

Epigrams Iv

...EPIGRAMS IV

Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience.
—Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch

Are mayflie...

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario, 
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed 
Black Fla...

Made To Herass

...She’s a ***** tease
Disrupting peace 
Saw her jiggle and wiggle 
Feel unease and the bone tickle 
She has the right butt
To bust a nut
Such an ass 
Was made to slap and harass...

Unfortunate Last Names

...It could be Frog or maybe Stoner,
first one’s Richard last is *****; 
Parents play such twisted games,
such unfortunate last names;
Having just one? So much better....

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly b...

Surveillance Camera

...i need to stop frowning and epitomizing
and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal
trying to let it miss your attention won't fly
since writing is speech even if somewhat removed
or fit only for bouncy ...

Don'T Give Me No Wackaboob Aka Covid19 Drill Rap

...Don't give me no Wackaboob
Don't give me no MotherSmother
Telling me to isolate,
Don't make me your brother!
From HMG to the H To the M to the R to the C
I'm packing my P60,
So you can't audit ...

Hiss Spouse Sing Irreverent Greed

...Aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed
became in family way with child

thee elde...

In the Belly of a Whale

...IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE

There was a young man named Jonah
Who thought that he was a goner
But he lived to tell
How a huge grey whale
Had certainly pulled a *****

1 August 2018
For the cont...

Beads Balls and Bangles

...Well some they say though straight or gay
Get fun from innuendo
While others wait ‘til dark
To get their kicks outside your window

Some do the deed without a sound
Some labour in the dark
Whi...

My Lovely Teacher of English

...1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp
on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap
such crush from all gives a sense of stability
she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities
so attr...

At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow...

Justin Welby's Dad

...Poor old Justin Welby
It must have been a shock
To find out that he issued from
Churchill’s PA’s c*ck
Not from the Holy Spirit
Or the fairies after all
Not a babe in a basket under a bush
Down...

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