Boner Poems - Poems about Boner

...EPIGRAMS IV Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience. —Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch I didn’t me......Read the rest...

...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......Read the rest...

...She’s a ***** tease Disrupting peace Saw her jiggle and wiggle Feel unease and the bone tickle She has the right butt To bust a nut Such an ass Was made to slap and harass......Read the rest...

...It could be Frog or maybe Stoner, first one’s Richard last is *****; Parents play such twisted games, such unfortunate last names; Having just one? So much better.......Read the rest...

...Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly b......Read the rest...

...i need to stop frowning and epitomizing and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal trying to let it miss your attention won't fly since writing is speech even if somewhat removed or fit only for bouncy ......Read the rest...

...Don't give me no Wackaboob Don't give me no MotherSmother Telling me to isolate, Don't make me your brother! From HMG to the H To the M to the R to the C I'm packing my P60, So you can't audit ......Read the rest...

...Aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed became in family way with child thee elde......Read the rest...

...IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE There was a young man named Jonah Who thought that he was a goner But he lived to tell How a huge grey whale Had certainly pulled a ***** 1 August 2018 For the cont......Read the rest...

...Well some they say though straight or gay Get fun from innuendo While others wait ‘til dark To get their kicks outside your window Some do the deed without a sound Some labour in the dark Whi......Read the rest...

...1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap such crush from all gives a sense of stability she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities so attr......Read the rest...

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow......Read the rest...

...Poor old Justin Welby It must have been a shock To find out that he issued from Churchill’s PA’s c*ck Not from the Holy Spirit Or the fairies after all Not a babe in a basket under a bush Down......Read the rest...

...*warning: sexual theme* My mind and heart of gold... Never once...growing mold as we both grow old Nervana sells out I'm without a doubt That I will love you till I die That I will love you ......Read the rest...

...I heard you calling my name in an echoing whisper I saw a bird take wing in the whirling wind of disaster I put my weary head on your broad shoulders The moment we touched, I was broken boulders......Read the rest...