Boner Poems - Poems about Boner

...They sit on the beach acting the loner She slowly walks by wearing nothing but toner With a flick of the hair And a jolly good pair She leaves ‘em, heads in the sand, hiding a ***** ......

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...Victorious flirtatious foreplay I awoke early - now my body will sleep, though thoughts rise like the Azores of snuggling next to such an adorable atomic bombshell of a beauty - boars into my ......

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...EPIGRAMS IV Improve yourself by others' writings, attaining freely what they purchased at the expense of experience. —Socrates, loose translation/interpretation by Michael R. Burch Are mayflie......

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...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......

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...She’s a ***** tease Disrupting peace Saw her jiggle and wiggle Feel unease and the bone tickle She has the right butt To bust a nut Such an ass Was made to slap and harass......

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...It could be Frog or maybe Stoner, first one’s Richard last is *****; Parents play such twisted games, such unfortunate last names; Having just one? So much better.......

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...Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly b......

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...i need to stop frowning and epitomizing and sell this Caddy to the Cardinal trying to let it miss your attention won't fly since writing is speech even if somewhat removed or fit only for bouncy ......

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...Don't give me no Wackaboob Don't give me no MotherSmother Telling me to isolate, Don't make me your brother! From HMG to the H To the M to the R to the C I'm packing my P60, So you can't audit ......

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...Aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed became in family way with child thee elde......

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...IN THE BELLY OF A WHALE There was a young man named Jonah Who thought that he was a goner But he lived to tell How a huge grey whale Had certainly pulled a ***** 1 August 2018 For the cont......

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...Well some they say though straight or gay Get fun from innuendo While others wait ‘til dark To get their kicks outside your window Some do the deed without a sound Some labour in the dark Whi......

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...1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap such crush from all gives a sense of stability she knows and is glad to flaunt her facilities so attr......

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...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau (He was married to a woman called Flo) Sue soon found out his deception She dismembered his ******** For his love life it was a massive blow......

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...Poor old Justin Welby It must have been a shock To find out that he issued from Churchill’s PA’s c*ck Not from the Holy Spirit Or the fairies after all Not a babe in a basket under a bush Down......

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