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 In the cold sea my pants fell down and sunk,
 and when I came out part of me had shrunk.
   Girls pointed as I did hurtle
  "OMG!...a frightened turtle!"
 Hey! C'mon, that's no turtle, that's my junk!


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        Inspired by a Seinfeld episode.

                   October 2014

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 1/18/2018 3:57:00 AM
Jesus wept...strewth mate, a turtle? Must have been a baby turtle they were referring to, cause turtles here can be huge. Love that Seinfeld episode with Kramer and the Kavorka.
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Date: 4/9/2015 9:49:00 PM
AWesome one!!
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Date: 12/5/2014 7:42:00 AM
will this gave me a smile and made me laugh.
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Date: 11/22/2014 7:35:00 AM
awwwwwwwwww we'll himself got cold! Light & Love
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 11/22/2014 7:47:00 AM
Thanks Deb. The things us blokes have to put up with!
Date: 10/15/2014 4:16:00 PM
Funny! (BTW, some turtles weight a few hundred pounds... the jokes n them)
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 10/15/2014 5:54:00 PM
Thanks Terry. This is why I only swim with a codpiece! Good luck to ya.
Date: 10/14/2014 11:25:00 PM
Very funny dear Keith.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 10/15/2014 7:58:00 AM
Cheers Muhammad. Glad you liked it. God bless!