Safe Sex
She said "I'm not some cheap bimbo whore,
I've got six kids and don't want any more!"
Relax I said - my name is Rex
And yes I do practice safe sex,
"You do?" Yeah...I always lock the car door!
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Quote: "Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"
Not sure who said it but it sure made sense to me!
For the Dumb and Dumber Personal Quotes contest.
Copyright © Keith Trestrail | Year Posted 2015
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