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Safe Sex

 She said "I'm not some cheap bimbo whore,
 I've got six kids and don't want any more!"
   Relax I said - my name is Rex
   And yes I do practice safe sex,
"You do?" Yeah...I always lock the car door!


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Quote: "Don't be silly, wrap your willy!"

Not sure who said it but it sure made sense to me!

For the Dumb and Dumber Personal Quotes contest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 6/19/2015 4:49:00 PM
love love love it. Congrats. For me, it was one of my very favorites.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 6/19/2015 5:48:00 PM
love love love your comments Andrea. Just to be clear - this piece was not drawn from personal experience!
Date: 6/19/2015 3:25:00 PM
simply hilarious so glad to read this again:-) hugs jan xx
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 6/19/2015 5:45:00 PM
Glad you liked it Jan. Congrats to you too.
Date: 6/19/2015 12:04:00 AM
KEITH, Congrats on your win. **SKAT**
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:51:00 PM
Great humor, Keith, Agape, Moses
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Date: 6/18/2015 11:17:00 PM
Keith :) Congratulations on your Dumb and Dumber Personal quote win.... WUV ~LINDA~
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Date: 5/8/2015 6:51:00 PM
Keith, good limerick for the contest, 7, and thanks for visiting my poem, the garden picnic
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Date: 5/8/2015 6:25:00 PM
Wonderful, I love it :~) a 7 and a sure win.
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/10/2015 8:48:00 PM
Thanks Eve. Not based on personal experience!
Date: 5/7/2015 8:03:00 PM
lol! Funny...surely made sense...in a car though? lol!
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/7/2015 9:14:00 PM
Thanks Kim. Takes all sorts!
Date: 5/7/2015 3:59:00 PM
hahaha, this is GREAT
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Date: 5/6/2015 7:12:00 PM
ha ha ha love it:-) Hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 5/7/2015 1:43:00 AM
Not had a decent night since hubby had his cancer surgery:-( Only can sleep if i take tablets from the GP and he only gave me 7 - not a route I want to go down:-( Hugs Jan xx
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Keith Trestrail
Date: 5/6/2015 7:22:00 PM
Thanks Jan. You're up late - can't sleep?