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Phil And Will

I've a split personality, much chagrin to me, if we should meet, I can't say who I'll be. If the day is sunny, I'll surely be Phil, if clouds roll in, out comes gloomy Will. This is a problem at an ice cream store, Phil likes his chocolate, Will cherry more. After much discussion, setting mind to whirl, they choose a soft, cherry-chocolate swirl. Now Phil is a Yankees fan, right to the core, but Will likes the Rays every time they score. Watching two TVs, with each game to see, who's team to win the World Series to be. When it comes to driving, Phil's the one to trust, Will behind the wheel, drives with NASCAR lust. A steady pace is just what Phil will do, Will you'll think, wears a lead shoe. Dinners out, they always must decide, how they want salmon, oven baked or fried. Phil likes his salad covered in blue cheese, Will though wants soup, so they get both to please. When it comes to dating, there's trouble to say, Phil likes the ladies but Will's a bit too gay. They toss a coin and Phil goes out with Jill, but next time Will, must go out with Bill. So life is a mystery, always things new, Phil and Will deciding what they should do. Times get strained, they argue with each other, but life is grand, they love each like a brother. Robert Gene Stoner Jr 5/16/16 ©

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Date: 5/23/2016 5:36:00 AM
I was thinking maybe they are Siamese twins? I wasn't sure if it was a personality disorder you were expressing Robert, but I do know that people who do suffer from this disorder do think of themselves as totally different identities. Congratulations on your HM. ; )
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Robert Stoner Jr
Date: 5/24/2016 2:53:00 PM
Well Connie the Siamese aspect never entered my mind ,interesting thought. Thanks for the read and insights, much appreciated.
Date: 5/23/2016 2:34:00 AM
What a day of confusion it would be if this were all happening to you? I couldn't imagine having to deal with all of that in every decision that has to be made, simply crazy! Congrats on making the winners list in my contest!
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Robert Stoner Jr
Date: 5/24/2016 2:54:00 PM
Thanks Brian for a placement and the opportunity to explore this muse.
Date: 5/17/2016 7:18:00 PM
Very funny write! Thank God he wasn't like Sybil who had like 10 different personalities! Enjoyed reading every bit!:)
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Robert Stoner Jr
Date: 5/17/2016 8:13:00 PM
Thank you Cheryl for the read and enthusiastic support on this dysfunctional write, lol
Date: 5/17/2016 6:22:00 PM
Hilarious! This Phil (who is a Yankee fan) has a bit of schizophrenia in him also; my alter is Al, lol, its true. Love it.
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Robert Stoner Jr
Date: 5/17/2016 6:24:00 PM
lol, sorry Phil but thanks for the read and and great insight to this fellow, say hi to Al for me.