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Lord, don't let me die on the toilet

Lord, don't let me die on the toilet, I would much rather die on a bus. As the thought of me sat with my pants down, drives me mad just to think of the fuss. But the thought of me off while I'm sleeping, seems a much more acceptable plan. Though I'll have to start wearing pajamas and be a much more presentable man. Amen

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Date: 2/5/2017 1:39:00 PM
Mum worked in a hospital and it does happen - the final push is too much I guess lol:-)Just make sure your underpants are clean:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dennis East
Date: 2/5/2017 5:20:00 PM
Hello Jan, sounds like a good reason to hope for the trots....sorry, anyway who wears clean underpants in hospital? Me from now on haha Hugs back Dennis XX
Date: 10/20/2016 6:09:00 AM
HA HA HA. That is a point to be pondered at. Well done.
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Dennis East
Date: 10/20/2016 11:50:00 AM
Hi Saba, Many thanks for your comments - I'm delighted to have made you laugh. Best Regards, Dennis
Date: 6/24/2016 1:32:00 AM
Ha ha great poem x wendy
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Dennis East
Date: 6/24/2016 10:41:00 AM
Hi Wendy, many thanks for your nice comment after reading my sordid little number. I shall be having a wander through your stuff now, as you've woken me up. Best, Dennis X
Date: 1/18/2016 5:05:00 PM
ha! hilarious!
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Dennis East
Date: 6/24/2016 10:39:00 AM
Sorry for not getting back sooner - I'm not normally so rude (aside from my poems that is) Thanks Ilene.
Date: 12/22/2015 12:54:00 PM
I'm in a jolly mood and love this humor of yours. Congrats, daver
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Dennis East
Date: 12/22/2015 4:32:00 PM
I'm so pleased that you are in a jolly mood - I can also read by your excellent Christmas poem that you have the seasons spirit in your soul. So now maybe be a good time for you to reply to those that have written such nice reviews to your works. Everyone loves to be treated nicely. Have a great Christmas, catch you later. Best, Dennis
Date: 12/22/2015 6:38:00 AM
Hi Dennis: Very Funny; I really enjoyed reading that. But don'r worry ; all I read about is celebrities dying on the toilet.
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Dennis East
Date: 12/22/2015 11:22:00 AM
Hi there Ralph - I'm delighted that you enjoyed it - always good to know that you're keeping an eye on these matters. Merry Christmas, Dennis
Date: 11/6/2015 1:41:00 PM
Funny write, Dennis! Very cute! Love, Kim
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Dennis East
Date: 11/8/2015 2:03:00 AM
Thanks for stopping by Kim - I'm delighted that I made you smile. Best, Dennis