Lord, don't let me die on the toilet
Lord, don't let me die on the toilet,
I would much rather die on a bus.
As the thought of me sat with my pants down,
drives me mad just to think of the fuss.
But the thought of me off while I'm sleeping,
seems a much more acceptable plan.
Though I'll have to start wearing pajamas
and be a much more presentable man.
Copyright © Dennis East | Year Posted 2015
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