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I'M Just Too Nice For My Own Good

Y’all, I don’t need no stinkin’ contests each day to elicit my best. The fragrance of flowers or feel of spring showers inspire. Then I write with great zest. Site challenges are no delight! I’ve found them to cause mental blight! It’s sights of leaves falling, big smiles, or babes crawling I may describe in my next write. If contests are things I despise, why do I compete for the prize? I don’t value winning. You won’t see ME grinning if I place. I won’t dramatize. I’m just so darned selfless and kind! When I read those new prompts, I find I desire to comply. With a deep, weary sigh, pen in hand, I get down to the grind. Obliging in all of my dealings, I do things I don’t find appealing. For instance, there’s candy, I eat ‘cause it’s handy, and I’d hate to hurt Hershey’s feelings! written July 19, 2018 Contest Title: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Contests Sponsor: John Lawless Judged August 9, 2018, received NA June 13, 2019, entered in Lu Loo's I Got a Darn NA Again Contest

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Date: 7/4/2019 12:05:00 AM
This is so delightful Janice, your ending a classic! I loved it. Congratulations on your well earned first-place! : ) xxoo
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/4/2019 8:34:00 AM
Thanks so much, Connie! Janice
Date: 7/31/2018 3:00:00 PM
sure made me smile Janice, good luck with the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/31/2018 3:20:00 PM
Thanks so much, Jan! Janice
Date: 7/26/2018 4:10:00 PM
This is fun, good luck in the contest. Thanks for your visit;0)
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/26/2018 4:47:00 PM
Thanks so much, Richard! Janice
Date: 7/25/2018 9:31:00 AM
Well done, Janice: Sounds like a winner!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/25/2018 9:40:00 AM
Thanks so much, Ralph! Janice
Date: 7/24/2018 1:37:00 AM
G'day Janice … a great bunch of limericks that turned me into a grinner - well done - Lindsay
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/24/2018 9:19:00 AM
Thanks so much, Lindsay! Janice
Date: 7/22/2018 9:51:00 AM
Janice, your limerick sure made me smile. There was a time that I entered every single contest even the one's that I hated the theme. Those days are over. I need to be inspired now !
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/22/2018 1:34:00 PM
Constance, thank you so much. Good to hear from you! Janice
Date: 7/21/2018 5:17:00 PM
I have no idea how you can make such adorable poetry out of limericks, because they are an anomaly to me. I have tried them and I think they are the most difficult poetry to do. Yours is amazing, and I think you nailed this contest, Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/21/2018 7:19:00 PM
Caren, your kind words have made my night! Bless you. Janice
Date: 7/21/2018 11:43:00 AM
Oh, I love your sense of humor, Janice. Somebody tickled your funny bone. The limerick format is perfect for this marvelous write!
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/21/2018 7:23:00 PM
Danny, THANK YOU so much! Janice
Date: 7/20/2018 3:59:00 PM
A winner for me. Janice, From start to finish, a gaggle of Limericks, doesn't get much better than this.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/20/2018 10:11:00 PM
Harry, thank you SO MUCH! Janice
Date: 7/20/2018 7:01:00 AM
Loved the poem from start to finish but that ending line made me smile. Kudos for your creativity, Janice.
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/20/2018 8:37:00 AM
Thank you so much, Vijay! Janice
Date: 7/19/2018 9:03:00 PM
Like your last stanza, no it wouldn't be right to hurt the Hershey's feelings. Good luck. Tom
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Janice Canerdy
Date: 7/20/2018 8:40:00 AM
That's right, Tom! Thanks so much! Janice

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