I'M Just Too Nice For My Own Good
Y’all, I don’t need no stinkin’ contests
each day to elicit my best.
The fragrance of flowers
or feel of spring showers
inspire. Then I write with great zest.
Site challenges are no delight!
I’ve found them to cause mental blight!
It’s sights of leaves falling,
big smiles, or babes crawling
I may describe in my next write.
If contests are things I despise,
why do I compete for the prize?
I don’t value winning.
You won’t see ME grinning
if I place. I won’t dramatize.
I’m just so darned selfless and kind!
When I read those new prompts, I find
I desire to comply.
With a deep, weary sigh,
pen in hand, I get down to the grind.
Obliging in all of my dealings,
I do things I don’t find appealing.
For instance, there’s candy,
I eat ‘cause it’s handy,
and I’d hate to hurt Hershey’s feelings!
written July 19, 2018
Contest Title: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Contests
Sponsor: John Lawless
Judged August 9, 2018, received NA
June 13, 2019, entered in Lu Loo's I Got a Darn NA Again Contest
Copyright © Janice Canerdy | Year Posted 2018
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