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His Day in Court

Finding himself again in court Flackmoth’s defense is bluntly short. “Your honor, if the speed sign had not sped by me so quickly I might have read it easily and not got ticketed this fine.” Said the judge visibly perturbed: “Sir, your defense is laughingly absurd. I am therefore today requesting that you undergo psychiatric testing, and I will order it compulsory that all speed signs remain stationary.”

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Date: 10/25/2021 2:40:00 AM
The judge is "visibly perturbed" and his defense is "laughingly absurd" and this is so much fun - your end rhymes succinct and brilliant.
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