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Fat man

I like to eat stuff I'm not very buff I think i'm pretty tough My doctor says my health is pretty rough My girlfriends name is **** I hate her She always calls me fat Even though her face looks like a bat My mom says i'm obese I'm cheating on my girl with Denise Shes pretty fat too She likes mario and she hate the boo Shes so fat you'd think she would moo She even look like a cow She doesn't have a left eyebrow So you can say my life is pretty bad My friends make me mad You can say i'm pretty fat But i love to eat cats Its nothing personal I just think its pretty cool On pokemon i like to duel Eating is my number one rule So you can say i'm pretty fat But i can say that you look like a rat So watch what you say Because i will make you pay I like fishing on the bay because i was so fat that i broke the deck I almost broke my neck I think i need to go on more healthy My family is pretty wealthy They eat a lot of butter They like to use meat cutters On my dogs I broke my window with a log I like singing songs But i hate using bongs I'm not like cheech and chong Some say i got it all wrong But i say they are a bunch of ding dongs Most people hate me I keep loosing my house key In school i had straight D's I'm not very smart And i like to fart I like to play mario kart I tried playing darts Most people say i'm a tart Im a pretty fat man I ate so much at mcdonalds that i'm banned My diabetes is pretty high I think I might cry Doc said i might die I just began to sigh I began to cry This isn't fair I went and fought a bear It didn't turn out good I was going to win,well i thought i would I was rushed to the hospital I own a lot of cattle I go out there and shoot one every year I alway eat stuff with beer But eh doctors would give me any I was watching forest gump, his friends name was jennie I need to loose some weight But I'm at burger king so it'll have to wait I need a bag of chips But i need some dip I wish I had a job But I like to hang with my friend bob Hes pretty dumb Hes big bum He owns a hen He likes dating men I need to stop hanging with him Hes is a sin But i don't want to be mean I ate a baked bean It tasted bad It was pretty rad I found it on the toilet Spongebob said i soiled it For christmas i want a baseball kit But i spent all my money on food People say i'm rude But im not in the freaking mood When i used to perform at concerts they always boo'd I hate my life I also hate my wife I stabbed my arm with a knife It hurt pretty bad Im pretty fat

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