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Custers Last Sh-t

When Custer saw them Indians prepared for battle, his teeth and knees were heard to rattle. And though it’s not official, only prattle – and the Army has sworn never to tattle – his rear began sinking in more than his saddle.

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Date: 7/3/2022 2:22:00 PM
when ya gotta go.....ya gotta go
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Date: 7/3/2022 9:15:00 AM
Oh my, still laughing out loud. This is absolutely hilarious, Maurice. A FAVE for me.
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 7/3/2022 9:18:00 AM
Best compliment for a humorist, Milton, Thanks. Custer, from what I've read of him, was his worst enemy and he may have contributed to his demise and that of his troops at Little Big Horn. / Maurice