Muff Poems - Poems about Muff

...The camel musk entered my tent today a quiet sand storm arouse the warm wind settled outside white garments blew in the breeze i could hardly collect myself my thoughts were on American t......Read the rest...

...I was so terrified ty today’s cat news It gave me chills, kept me in the blues I guess they print each horrible scoop Hoping it will scare out our morning poop It works for me, I have to admit ......Read the rest...

...I had fallen into the stereotype trap of labeling witches. Not realizing the Grimm Brothers were way off their britches. Witches Creed has always been “to no living thing do harm”. They mean no ha......Read the rest...

...Jelly Fat by M. Griswold 08272020 "Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?" Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat. It's all of yur all, you know, that li'l giggle stuff......Read the rest...

...memory overload Christmas caroling smell of ginger bead colorful frosted cookies elf on the shelf scent of vanilla striped candy canes sparkling Christmas wreath pointed holly with red bulbs ......Read the rest...

...fresh rhinestone snowflakes Grandma’s hanky furry Christmas **** Star of Bethlehem Scalloped lace pinafore Daddy’s ironed collar clean glistening memories the whites of Christmas......Read the rest...

...Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest l......Read the rest...

...These urges These urges, tend to surge, when Im stressed, maybe its a mechanism to curb these thoughts that grab my sub conscious and drag my emotions to the edge. So the only way to end t......Read the rest...

...I found my love in granules, In father of manuals, On 13th of annual, In teacher of Samuel. I am drunk, still awake to drink his elixir of love. I pass out, and return to life like flying dove......Read the rest...

...Our pristine, prissy, upscale dining room was almost never used. And now it can’t be used for eating, for it is slightly junked and abused. Dining room table is so long, it started to almost immedi......Read the rest...

...Once upon time's center grows two permaculturing farmers, multicultural mediators of Earth's healthy polypathic remainder, And, surrounding them, seven elders and their cheer leading mascot ......Read the rest...

...~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~ There once was a confused male canary Who fancied himself a real cute faerie He found a male friend Peered in his rear end Pulled out a note: "Hi, My n......Read the rest...

...The day he could not find his snuff Grandpa got out his iron cuff Grandma brought him an omelet puff Delightful, cheesy, with some fluff I do not want to be so gruff, Grandpa said in kind of a......Read the rest...

...Can somebody please give this uber **** fuller a lyft? alternately titled: jump starter for clunky, junky, quirky, xyz mechanic wanted in tow tow - chassis what I mean?) As the proud graduated ......Read the rest...

...Little Warren Buffett sat on a tuffet Counting his stocks and his bonds Along came a crash and there went his stash But it wasn't as bad as it sounds... While others pulled out ......Read the rest...