Muff Poems - Poems about Muff

auto mechanics botched work

...mistake was worst than a bungle or blunder or ****
totally botched, mishandled and mismanaged
auto mechanics excuses put dad in a funky huff
his Ford was in worst shape now, totally damaged...

her inhaler is not automatic

...There is snow on her coat, her ****, and her eyelashes
She has run up the hill in spurts and weird little dashes
Her breathing is labored, she remembers now she is an asthmatic
Her inhaler is wher...

belly button reminder

...frothy fluffy frazzled fluff
lives in my bellybutton said agent ****
Frenzied frogs do not have a clue
Having no bellybutton as they grew.

My bellybutton is an instant reminder to me.
Placenta...

Deployed to Kuwait

...The camel musk entered my tent today 
a quiet sand storm arouse the warm 
wind settled outside white garments 
blew in the breeze i could hardly collect 

myself my thoughts were on American 
t...

Today's Cat News is Terrifying

...I was so terrified ty today’s cat news
It gave me chills, kept me in the blues
I guess they print each horrible scoop
Hoping it will scare out our morning poop

It works for me, I have to admit
...

Meeting a Pink Witch

...I had fallen into the stereotype trap of labeling witches.
Not realizing the Grimm Brothers were way off their britches.
Witches Creed has always been “to no living thing do harm”.
They mean no ha...

Jelly Fat

...Jelly Fat
by M. Griswold
08272020

"Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?"
Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat.
It's all of yur all, you know, that li'l giggle stuff...

Christmas Memory

...memory overload
Christmas caroling
smell of ginger bead
colorful frosted cookies
elf on the shelf
scent of vanilla
striped candy canes
sparkling Christmas wreath
pointed holly with red bulbs
...

Whites of Christmas

...fresh rhinestone snowflakes
Grandma’s hanky
furry Christmas ****
Star of Bethlehem
Scalloped lace pinafore
Daddy’s ironed collar
clean glistening memories
the whites of Christmas...

Come To the Hairy Leg Ball

...Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall
Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball
Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall
Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest l...

These Urges

...These urges
 These urges, tend to surge,
 when Im stressed, maybe its a mechanism to curb these thoughts  that grab my sub conscious and drag my emotions to the edge. 
So the only way to end t...

Ali

...I found my love in granules,
In father of manuals,
On 13th of annual,
In teacher of Samuel.

I am drunk, still awake to drink his elixir of love.
I pass out, and return to life like flying dove...

Dining Room of a Hoarder

...Our pristine, prissy, upscale dining room was almost never used.
And now it can’t be used for eating, for it is slightly junked and abused.
Dining room table is so long, it started to almost immedi...

In Our Distant Circle

...Once upon time's center
grows two permaculturing farmers,
multicultural mediators
of Earth's healthy polypathic remainder,

And, surrounding them,
seven elders
and their cheer leading mascot
...

Two Limericks, Strictly For the Birds

...~ CONFUSED MALE CANARY ~

  There once was a confused male canary
  Who fancied himself a real cute faerie
     He found a male friend
     Peered in his rear end
  Pulled out a note: "Hi, My n...

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