Muff Poems - Poems about Muff

...O’Mally from Ballyjamesduff went down on his chambermaid’s ****. When she let out a moan, he replied, “Mrs. Sloane, I’ll desist when we’ve both had enough.” ......

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...mistake was worst than a bungle or blunder or **** totally botched, mishandled and mismanaged auto mechanics excuses put dad in a funky huff his Ford was in worst shape now, totally damaged......

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...There is snow on her coat, her ****, and her eyelashes She has run up the hill in spurts and weird little dashes Her breathing is labored, she remembers now she is an asthmatic Her inhaler is wher......

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...frothy fluffy frazzled fluff lives in my bellybutton said agent **** Frenzied frogs do not have a clue Having no bellybutton as they grew. My bellybutton is an instant reminder to me. Placenta......

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...The camel musk entered my tent today a quiet sand storm arouse the warm wind settled outside white garments blew in the breeze i could hardly collect myself my thoughts were on American t......

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...I was so terrified ty today’s cat news It gave me chills, kept me in the blues I guess they print each horrible scoop Hoping it will scare out our morning poop It works for me, I have to admit ......

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...I had fallen into the stereotype trap of labeling witches. Not realizing the Grimm Brothers were way off their britches. Witches Creed has always been “to no living thing do harm”. They mean no ha......

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...Jelly Fat by M. Griswold 08272020 "Jelly fat!" you say "Just what exactly is that?" Well, it's a little more than that li'l old belly fat. It's all of yur all, you know, that li'l giggle stuff......

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...memory overload Christmas caroling smell of ginger bead colorful frosted cookies elf on the shelf scent of vanilla striped candy canes sparkling Christmas wreath pointed holly with red bulbs ......

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...fresh rhinestone snowflakes Grandma’s hanky furry Christmas **** Star of Bethlehem Scalloped lace pinafore Daddy’s ironed collar clean glistening memories the whites of Christmas......

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...Come old and young, come big, little, wild and tall Come down to the Legion, join the Hairy Leg Ball Bring your varicose veins, please do not stall Bring your grossest. hairiest ugliest furriest l......

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...These urges These urges, tend to surge, when Im stressed, maybe its a mechanism to curb these thoughts that grab my sub conscious and drag my emotions to the edge. So the only way to end t......

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...I found my love in granules, In father of manuals, On 13th of annual, In teacher of Samuel. I am drunk, still awake to drink his elixir of love. I pass out, and return to life like flying dove......

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...Our pristine, prissy, upscale dining room was almost never used. And now it can’t be used for eating, for it is slightly junked and abused. Dining room table is so long, it started to almost immedi......

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...Once upon time's center grows two permaculturing farmers, multicultural mediators of Earth's healthy polypathic remainder, And, surrounding them, seven elders and their cheer leading mascot ......

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